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almost died tonight 💔
a robber came to my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
luckily, ‘fido mental 2’ was playing in the background
immediately he heard the song, his ears started bleeding and he ran out.
thank you for saving my life fido
you no fit ever get your personal thing for this nigeria.
if you buy phone for yourself, person go borrow am to take snap
if you buy food, person go follow you chop am
if you boom sporty, person go wan collect percentage
if you buy car, person go wan ride the car with you
if you get babe, people go dey follow you taste the babe
asekun retweeted
once you’re 30 as a woman, focus on men in their early 70s that lost their wives and wants to remarry. men in their 30s are no longer your demographic, they are for 18y/o girls
asekun retweeted
na you dey smile but na me suppose tell you wetin dey make you smile, una no even rate us again
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🚨Asake’s “Mr. Money With The Vibe” has now surpassed 1 BILLION streams on Spotify. 🎉
— It marks his first project to achieve this milestone
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My biggest enemy is my boredom, every bad decision I made in life was due to boredom.
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Carter Efe kneels to pray for Wizkid, Davido, Burna Boy and Asake after hearing Kokopee’s song! 😂🙏🔥



































