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Treated very unfairly.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2010
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If you’re sick you’re sick. Don’t try to work. Don’t explain to me what you’re sick with. Also do not respond to teams or email over the weekend. If anyone has a problem with it it’s my job to deal with that.
Millennials! What’s a corporate “rule” you refuse to enforce now that we’re the managers?!
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also I don’t care when you’re away from your desk just get your work done. If you need to leave an hour early just put it in your calendar. I’ll only give a shit if you’re gonna miss a deadline.
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I’ve been using Twitter over a decade and I just realized that when you type “sexy miss” and post a picture of yourself from the most unflattering angle possible under a woman’s selfie your wife of 50 years and your grandkids can see it
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I was just about to write Anthony Clark a note, Robin
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What’s your favorite Godzilla movie? I’ll go first:
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Next legendary MV movie needs to have Godzilla and Kong give their enemy a Doomsday Device.
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Bro just channels prime Ali with the footwork
"Final Battle" - Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)
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Allen Ivermectin retweeted
"Final Battle" - Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)
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It’s actually amazing because dude confessed and is getting better now like he went from deathbed confession to up and walking around lol
Y’all, on Instagram there’s a guy on his deathbed that told his wife that he’s been sleeping with her FATHER and that the father has been stealing money from her too but the husband still hasn’t died so the whole account is the wife interrogating him about what happened
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This is why I enjoy the Monsterverse movies, the heat ray is supposed to be a last resort after the ol’ one two
Showa Godzilla was always ready to throw hands 🥊😤Atomic breath❌ haymakers✅
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Happy veterans day to are troops. Thank you for versing are enemy’s.
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I would 100% fall for a spy
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What absolutely ruins a cheesesteak? (For my Philly folks)
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I was just about to write Stacy Keach a note, Robin
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nobody ever responds with Robins usual line of “HE DIED?!!!”
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*Raul Julia voice* For them, defeating the Philadelphia Seventy Sixers will be the most important game of the season. But for us, it’s Tuesday.
If the Sixers lose, it's a Tuesday night game in November, it might as well be the preseason. If the Sixers win, they've got to take the 23-24 Championship banner down out of TD Garden and give it to Jaylen Brown.
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Jordan Walsh was great as Jason in Crystal Lake this season
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