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Cheddar

@FartyCheddarCat

Fearse zombee fiter #ZSHQ, Gween Ops Ninja, #weeti, #IFC, Sooper Hewo, Ham Luver. My stor: https://xitter.twitterapi.xyz/t.co/N4jtNRBpUZ My paytweeyon: https://xitter.twitterapi.xyz/t.co/qe936CkgRN

 Kananada
Joined August 2017
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Sumtimes zombees get in yor hed. Dey say mean fings. Dey skare yoo. Dey make yoo ankshus. Dey make yoo sad. Dey make yoo fink fings dat not be twue. But dem zombees be twikking yoo. Dats why it importint to talk. Zombees can get anybuddy. But yoo is neber alone. #BellLetsTalk
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Today I wemembers I twy not forgets All da bwave hoomins Da soljurs, da vets I gibs dem a fank yoo For being so bwave Warryer fiters Da world dey has save #CheddarPoetry #WemembersDay #RemembranceDay #Poppy #VetsDatFiteZombees #NotDaSkaryVetsDatPokeYorBumbum
Cheddar poses, wearing a green sweater vest with a red poppy pinned to the chest. He has a serious expression on his face.

ALT Cheddar poses, wearing a green sweater vest with a red poppy pinned to the chest. He has a serious expression on his face.

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I be good boy Sweet boy Bestest boy It not my falt I gots to bite It not my falt I started fite I's innysent It not be me Dat puddil dere? It not my pee! #CheddarPoetry #BestestBigBoy #BitesMeanLuv #MaybeDaPeeMine #DaPeePadInWongSpot #SoIMakedNewSpot
Cheddar stands tall, with big eyes and long whiskers. He has a sweet and innocent expression on his face.

ALT Cheddar stands tall, with big eyes and long whiskers. He has a sweet and innocent expression on his face.

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Mama gots a peese of bwed But she forget to share Wen she look out window I wemind her dat I dere I stands up and gwab her leg Da bwed, I twies to bite Da mama yells all startled I not mean to gib her fwite! #CheddarPoetry #FweshBwed #Nummy #MamaNeedsToShare #INotMeanToSkare
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Mama werks on pooter But Figgy in da way He wants to wach a show In fwont of skween he stay Da mama puts on show And Fig sits close to see He wach his shows foreber A happy Fig he be! #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #PinkFluffyHorsycorn #HeLikesDaShowsWifMoozik #MamaNotGetWerkDone
Figgy sits in front of a computer screen. On the screen is the "Pink Fluffy Unicorn Dancing on Rainbows" video. Figgy's face is lit up by the screen and he has a smile on his face.

ALT Figgy sits in front of a computer screen. On the screen is the "Pink Fluffy Unicorn Dancing on Rainbows" video. Figgy's face is lit up by the screen and he has a smile on his face.

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We go outside But mama close da dor I not like dor closed Dor shud be open! I go to dor I makes her open I step inside I step bak out Wen she close it agen I do dis agen Agen and agen Cuz dor shud stay open #MamaSesItTooColdToHabDorOpen #ISesItNot #DorNeedsToStayOpen
Cheddar sits on the front step with a judgmental yet self-satisfied expression on his face.

ALT Cheddar sits on the front step with a judgmental yet self-satisfied expression on his face.

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Figgy jumps ober da fense He climes onto da neybor's dek He runs awound and sings Mama gos to get him He runs to her and sings He be so eksited He bops her fru da wail He twots all silly and happy And follows da mama bak home He goed on big avenchur So pwoud of it he be!
Figgy peeks under a railing.

ALT Figgy peeks under a railing.

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Nummy nummy nummy I gots gwass in my tummy And it feels so good to chew Wen I's full of gwassy I starts to feel a liddle gassy And I go to make a poo #CheddarSong #Parrydee #GardenPoopy #OutsidePoopysBeDaBestest #NummyGwass #MuddyPawsOnDaFlor
Cheddar sits in the garden with a fresh stem of grass in front of him. He is licking his nose and has a happy expression.

ALT Cheddar sits in the garden with a fresh stem of grass in front of him. He is licking his nose and has a happy expression.

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Mama got a stikker She ses it look like me She ses she got as pwesent I ses I wants to see! But stikker kitty gwumpy Dis stikker, it not rite I gwab da mama's fingers I ses no and bite! #CheddarPoetry #DatNotMe #INotGwumpyLikeDat #IBitesMamaToShowINotLikeIt
Cheddar holds onto his mama's hand with his left paw and bites. His eyes are squinted and his nose is crinkled. In his mama's hand is a sticker of an orange cat standing on it's hind legs like a human, and it has a grumpy expression on it's face.

ALT Cheddar holds onto his mama's hand with his left paw and bites. His eyes are squinted and his nose is crinkled. In his mama's hand is a sticker of an orange cat standing on it's hind legs like a human, and it has a grumpy expression on it's face.

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Wen mama werks She be no fun I sleeps on lap Until she done Da Figgy comes To cuddle too But den he leebs To take a poo #CheddarPoetry #WerkNoFun #ILikeCuddlesTho #FiggysPoopyStinky #ButOnlyForAMinnit #DenHeRunFastOnDaWeel
Closeup of Cheddar sleeping on a turquoise blanket.

ALT Closeup of Cheddar sleeping on a turquoise blanket.

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Figgy not noes camra good He not noes how to pose Insted he wiggles, moobs awound And boops it wif his nose #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotGoodAtPosing #IGoodAtPosing #FiggyRunnedOnWeelDenMakedStinkyPoopy
Closeup of Figgy, with his nose out of focus as it nearly touches the lens of the camera.

ALT Closeup of Figgy, with his nose out of focus as it nearly touches the lens of the camera.

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I wants attenshin But mama be werking I sits in fwont of her I sits on her stuff I looky at her Wif my big eyes All cute and purring And den I attak!!! I pounce on da mama I wessles da mama I bitey da mama Da mama be mine! #IGetsMamasAttenshin #SheSesOwOwOww #IMakeHerPlayWifMe
Cheddar sits on a colourful piece of fabric. He is looking up at the camera with big eyes and a sweet expression.

ALT Cheddar sits on a colourful piece of fabric. He is looking up at the camera with big eyes and a sweet expression.

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Cute and fluffy moomoo Sitting in da twee Big boy fluffy moomoo Look close cuz dat be me! I is fluffy moomoo Wif horns atop my hed Fearse and skary moomoo One bite can makes yoo ded! #CheddarPoetry #Hallyween #Costoom #Halloween #FluffyMoomoo #IOnlyDedMonstersAndZombees #RAWRRR
Cheddar wears a hat and costume of a brown highland cow. He is looking intently at the camera.

ALT Cheddar wears a hat and costume of a brown highland cow. He is looking intently at the camera.

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I tells yoo a storwy Dat onnest and twue I tells yoo as warning Cud happen to yoo! Da bols, dey be empty And supper be late Elebendy minnits For noms I did wait #CheddarPoetry #TwuStorwy #HorrrwerStory #IAlmostGotDeddedByStarbayshin #ItHappenMorDenWunts #ElebendyMinnitsOfTerwer
Cheddar is in the dark. His face is lit by a fake candle as he tells a horror story.

ALT Cheddar is in the dark. His face is lit by a fake candle as he tells a horror story.

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Mama chek da mail And I come so I can see Den I sneeky out all fast All nakey I is be! Run to dirt, put on my paynt And hab a gwassy snak Den da mama skoop me up Inside, she takes me bak #CheddarPoetry #Nakey #ISneeky #INotGetToMakePoopyTho #NoFair
Cheddar sits in fallen leaves and leans to eat some tall ornamental grass. He isn't wearing a harness.

ALT Cheddar sits in fallen leaves and leans to eat some tall ornamental grass. He isn't wearing a harness.

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In da cold and in da sun We go outside to hab sum fun Da Figgy clime da twee up hi He twies to weech da sun and sky Why da warm has dissypeer? Da Figgy look, but it not heer #CheddarPoetry #SunbeamBwiteButNotWarm #WeGoBakInsideAfterAndWessle
View from below of Figgy as he sits atop a high stump in a tree. He is looking off to the left while facing right. The sky in the background is blue and the sun is shining.

ALT View from below of Figgy as he sits atop a high stump in a tree. He is looking off to the left while facing right. The sky in the background is blue and the sun is shining.

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Silly mama Go to bed! Or yoo will gets A hurty hed Turn off da lite And say goodnight Or I will gwab Yor toes and bite! #CheddarPoetry #NiteNiteTime #SillyMama #IMakesShurSheGoToBed #WeAllCuddleWifDaMamaAtNite #IWessleFiggyOnBedAfterSheSleep
Closeup of Cheddar as he glares into the camera.

ALT Closeup of Cheddar as he glares into the camera.

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Silly Figgy Lerned fwom me He dig in garden He go pee Da mama skweeks She tells him no Dat ware da garwik Is to gro! Da Figgy sing He has such fun! Da mama fiks Da hole he's done Den mama put Sum fings on top So diggy diggers Hab to stop #CheddarPoetry #DiggyDiggy #PeeHoles
Figgy examines the dirt where a small iron plant support is placed on top of the surface to prevent him from digging.

ALT Figgy examines the dirt where a small iron plant support is placed on top of the surface to prevent him from digging.

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I's da bestest Can yoo see?? Da mama's better Fanks to me! She ses I good I gibbed her kure Wif all my cuddles And my purr #CheddarPoetry #MamaSesFiggyHalpedToo #ButIHalpedMor #IStayWifMamaAllDaTime #FiggyLeebToPlay #IOnlyLeebForSnaksAndPeesAndPoopysAndToWessleFiggy
Cheddar looks up at the camera with big eyes and a sweet expression.

ALT Cheddar looks up at the camera with big eyes and a sweet expression.

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Mama's hed, it still gots hurts Besides her ware I stay Figgy comes for cuddles But den he runs off to play He sings a song, he climes da wall He looks down ware we west Den da Figgy has a calm And purrs on mama's chest #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #SillyFiggySuchABaby
Figgy looks down from a perch on the wall. His face is illuminated by soft light from a lamp down below. He has a happy expression.

ALT Figgy looks down from a perch on the wall. His face is illuminated by soft light from a lamp down below. He has a happy expression.

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Mama keeps getting hurty hed And I not noes why I not likes dis at all! I twies to halp her I cuddles and purrs I makes shur Figgy good Sumtimes she better But den it comes bak Mygwains be bad I not shur wat to do #HurtyHed #Mygwain #NotFair
Closeup of Cheddar. He's looking leftward and has a sad and concerned expression on his face.

ALT Closeup of Cheddar. He's looking leftward and has a sad and concerned expression on his face.

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