Matt

🚨 NEW: A second unnamed male celebrity has secured an injunction stopping him from being named over sexual abuse allegations

The @smh allowing this woman to paint herself as a victim of unfair speed cameras is insane. She deserved every frigging cent of her fines.

Roblox is removing farting games from its platform, including one with over 13 million visits “Fart Together” had more than 14,000 concurrent players before it disappeared

Russell Brand is the victim of a political hit job and I hope US diplomatic engagements with the UK make clear that we consider Brand a political prisoner.

Mamdani went undercover at the New York City marathon passing out water and congratulating runners on the route. This may seem harmless but it is actually an extension of the practices of the fifth leader of the Abbasid caliphate Harun al-Rashid (786–809 CE) who would go into the city in disguise in order to assess the unguarded sentiments of his subjects. #Mamdanistan

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