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Science, travel, photography, nature. Seattle Sports. Authenticity matters. Relationships matter. Discover things that make you happy. UW Alumni. Sometimes NSFW

Washington, USA
Joined February 2023
Always remember.
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Goodnight Neverland.
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🔥‼️🚨‼️ANNOUNCEMENT‼️🚨‼️🔥 Introducing Apple number 151. This is an Aura Apple. They are fantastic. It is crisp and crunchy but not too dense, sweet but not overpowering, and so freaking juicy. I blew past my original goal for the year of getting to 120, and now I’m past my revised goal of 150. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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Apparently there’s this new thing called copy and paste. Wondering if I should try it.
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Flynn Unbound retweeted
C’mere… let me show you how to copy and paste MY FIST UP YOUR ASS
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Flynn Unbound retweeted
I’m starting to see stress on the timeline and I just think we need a holiday block party, babe
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She thinks people are stupid and that’s why she says this. Sadly, she’s right, there are stupid enough people out there that believe this.
The real reason it is so important to them to get rid of the Sec of War, Pete Hegseth, is that we are in the middle of a coup.
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Flynn Unbound retweeted
Can we get rid of the bot advice accounts?
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it’s so flattering when you know you aren’t really someone’s type but they pay attention to you anyways
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Bb, did you hear about holding it down and then pressing copy link yet? I could show you.
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Surprise ending
If adult film acting was good
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Watching Judge Adam, judge Judy’s son, and he’s hearing a case and it’s a dude tryna get his money back from a sex worker. Like what?
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Your honor, I didn’t MEAN it.
I’m sorry, but I need way more time to undo a text message, bc what the fuck was i thinking.
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Wdym you can blow my shit smoov off with the copy link button?
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Exactly what I want to be here.
You sir are a wonderful composition of content on Twitter… slightly pretentious humor and unique interests … I appreciate your commentary. So glad I stumbled upon you. @FlynnUnbound
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Hey babe, wanna watch Best Medicine and then compare it to Northern Exposure with me?
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I bet Alanis Morissette never needed to be told to “sing it with more feeling.” Evanescence too.
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Anyone else ever randomly wonder what LC is doing right now?
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Hey babe want to come over and get hangry then go to an Italian restaurant and eat too much garlic bread and then go be too tired to fool around and fall asleep on the couch watching Judge Judy?
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Why the fuck aren’t these in order?!?
HERE’S THE WHOLE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE GENERATIONS: Boomers — workaholism Generation X — alcoholism Zoomers — burnout Gen Alpha — ADHD Millennials — a combo of all 4, no discounts.
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Flynn Unbound retweeted
When he asks you if you’ve gotten it out of your system yet
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