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Introducing Apple number 151. This is an Aura Apple. They are fantastic. It is crisp and crunchy but not too dense, sweet but not overpowering, and so freaking juicy. I blew past my original goal for the year of getting to 120, and now I’m past my revised goal of 150. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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I’m starting to see stress on the timeline and I just think we need a holiday block party, babe
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it’s so flattering when you know you aren’t really someone’s type but they pay attention to you anyways
Watching Judge Adam, judge Judy’s son, and he’s hearing a case and it’s a dude tryna get his money back from a sex worker. Like what?
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Exactly what I want to be here.
You sir are a wonderful composition of content on Twitter… slightly pretentious humor and unique interests … I appreciate your commentary. So glad I stumbled upon you. @FlynnUnbound
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I bet Alanis Morissette never needed to be told to “sing it with more feeling.” Evanescence too.
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Hey babe want to come over and get hangry then go to an Italian restaurant and eat too much garlic bread and then go be too tired to fool around and fall asleep on the couch watching Judge Judy?














