Funky Uncle Dave

I haven't posted any content in a while, because I have been concentrating on defending myself against false accusations that I sexually trafficked a delinquent female tenant in my RV Park to my maintenance guy. It turned my life upside down for months, but it's over. Not a single charge. I have not asked anyone for a penny. I have turned down money. My response to the outrageous sums of money being raised for the Red Barron guy is not some ploy to get money. I make $125/hour at my new job, so I don't need money. Don't send me any! My point is we have got to stop coddling men and treating them like fragile little soy boy betas. You want to make this guy a hero? I'm on board with that! Want to salve the wounds from this minor incident with hundreds of thousands of dollars? Wow! There are thousands of men in this country who life has treated far worse. Are you going to throw money at them, too? Most of us are grown men who can handle life without your money. I handled my shit, because that's what grown men do. I buckled down, got a side gig, and handled life. Did people want to come to my rescue with tens of thousands of dollars? Yes, but not influencers. Friends. I declined, because I don't need rescuing. I don't want your sympathy. I don't want your money. I do want you to stop coddling grown fucking men! This guy did not lose his job or incur huge legal bills. He just dealt with some punks. If I was him, I would be insulted that people thought I need money to heal my scars from this incident.

Okay. I decided to play with the cover art, and this is what I came up with. This song is all about Trump promising one thing and delivering something entirely different. #Immigration #Trump #Iran #Venezuela #MassDeportations #Arrests

If you voted for Trump and are not feeling like this, you haven't been paying attention. This and a half dozen other new songs will hit my patreon this Friday.

FYI: as a content creator providing mostly free content, having a subscription platform and providing consumers of my content a way to help support more free content is NOT begging for money. Any claims that it is are just attempts to distract from my message that we are pussifying the American male by throwing obscene sums of money at people we agree with simply because they happened to suffer a little emotional booboo in viral fashion. (Millions have it harder than this Red Baron Walt, by the way. Where's there money?) I haven't begged for money from anyone. Even when life had me on the ropes, having treated me far worse than it treated Walt, and friends wanted to throw tens of thousands of dollars at me, I turned it down and started doing DoorDash. I did what should simply be expected of a man. I took care of my business. People didn't even give poor Walt a chance to handle his business like a man and recover from his meltdown like a man. No. They just assumed he wasn't man enough and set about raising an obscene amount of money for him so as to ease his pain. Given his meltdown, that assumption may have been correct, but that may have also been an uncharacteristic moment of weakness. I guess we'll never know. I haven't asked for a penny I did not produce something for. Not once. You people acting like I have -pretending I am begging for money - are just butt-hurt because you know deep down I'm right, and you lack the maturity to deal with that. Why would I beg for money? I was doing just fine before my world got turned upside down by false accusations from a meth whore, living on 25% of my income and donating 75%. I made it through that crisis and came out smelling like a rose, with a job that makes me $300,000/year, and that's in addition to what I make on my content. Want to call me an asshole for believing men should be men - that men should be strong - that men should be able to handle what life throws at them? Fine. Enjoy your life as a pussy!

Republicans would be more motivated to vote if the Republican Party wasn't so impotent that it has blown every lead it has ever had this century. There are no deliverables. Only fantasies. The Republicans can't credibly promise anything except that the Democrats will bring ruin.

I can't be the only one feeling this way. Thank God he's out of the news today! #walt #redbaronpizza #GoFundMe

This one should hit Patreon within the next week. It's a grown man's reaction to the recent raising of hundreds of thousands of dollars, if not a million or more, for a man's emotional booboo. #Walt #GoFundMe #RedBaron

J.D. Vance has one and only one constitutional role: President of the Senate. What is he doing? Why is he not presiding so we can make tax relief permanent, secure our elections, fix our infrastructure, and accomplish every other America First goal?

My report card for Trump August 2026: Border: A+ Deportations: C- Washington, D.C.: A Infrastructure: F Tax Relief: D+ because it sunsets Securing Elections: F Getting to the Bottom of Assassination Attempts: F Making Peace: C+ because the Gaza deal is worthless Venezuela: D- because the paramilitary operation was awesome, but he left the cartel in charge Iran: F- (40%) because his 4-6 week war has dragged on for five months, costing Americans $ Billions at the pump while he vacillates and refuses to end the regime Defunding Sanctary Cities/States: D Lowering Prices: D Closing Department of Education: F Legally Renaming DOD: D Accountability for Weaponization: F Accountability for COVID: F

Who could have predicted this?? Litterally everyone with more than two living brain cells. Exclusive | Iran Attacks Cargo Ship, Testing Trump’s Deal to Reopen Strait - WSJ share.google/bRuYC6ZVdVef4xQ…

I bet Trump just brushes this off. Iran-U.S. Updates: Iran strikes vessel in Strait of Hormuz amid debate over "transit fees" share.google/SCEgptx3z7KWchY…

That didn't take long. Read "Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz closed again after US lifts blockade" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-7WPJvbGg/3…

I am hoping and praying Trump knows this and that he is just executing some brilliant strategy we haven't figured out yet. Iran is not a normal nation you can make deals with. It’s a national security threat. #Trump #Iran #IranWar‌ foxnews.com/opinion/iran-nor…

I know it is frustrating for those of us who actually care about what is going on, but it turns out you cannot take things Trump says at face value, because he may well be saying them for the ears of others including our enemies. He said he had canceled Project Freedom, and that looked very weak and got me highly pissed. In reality, he just made it a secret mission, and Iran was none the wiser.

The true cost of negotiating with terrorists rather than putting them out of their misery. foxbusiness.com/economy/cpi-…

I sure hope this is true, but I think it has the feeling of just another hollow threat from Trump. I hope I am wrong! For the first time in two months, a Trump post on Iran I can get behind! #Trump #Iran #IranWar‌

Good thing the ceasefire is holding. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 Read "Iran targets US bases in Jordan and the Gulf after Trump orders strikes near Hormuz" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-7ThhMKqs/0… #SmartNews

If it's true that Iran is retaliatiating for our retaliation, and Trump still refuses to return to major combat operations and obliterate the regime, we will know he is fully captured and compromised. Iran strikes American bases after U.S. attacks over helicopter crash share.google/XpcXNvH3LCYYmgv…

Trump says renewed major combat operations would mean the Strait would be closed for three or four more months. WTAF???? I call B.S.! According to him, we have already cleared most if not all of the mines. I think it's just more gaslighting from a President who, since early April, has clearly taken a return to major combat operations and the idea of unconditional surrender and regime change off the table. Why Is Trump now so determined to protect, preserve, and perpetuate this terrorist regime??? #Trump #Iran #WEAK

If they had tried to kill your daughter, which Trump would you be? #Trump #Irán