GeneModifiedCat

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Here's your path to citizenship: 1) Nobody convicted of a misdemeanor or worse is eligible. 2) pay a $500 fine for every month you were here illegally. 3) go back to the country of origin to wait 4) back of the line for immigration, no special line-cutting. That's your path.

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The full trailer for the newest @realDailyWire movie is here 🔥🔥 No conservative studio has ever assembled a cast like this. Rob Lowe, James Franco, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Dean Norris, Emile Hirsch, Brad Dourif, Kodi Smit-McPhee. Can’t wait for the world to see this film.

“A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition.” -Rudyard Kipling

🚨Run Hide Fight: Infidels Spoiler Alert! @michaeljknowles: People might think the movie is a little too subtle. "If you want to more accurately understand what the movie is about, here's a Muslim kicking a homosexual off a roof." 😂

Candace found the real killer and…oh my gosh…it’s Jason Borne.

This, but i'm actually serious. Take them away from their parents and put them up for adoption ...unless the parents want to revoke the citizenship of the child.

I must say that while I like to think of myself as a generally patient bloke and capable of entertaining arguments against the American founding as the best regime, up to a point and in proper season, for the next week I am well and truly uninterested in hearing out some mopey European critique of this, the greatest country in the world. The first quarter of the first millennium of the United States of America is coming to a close and from hereon out it is a nuance free zone as far as I’m concerned. I intend to be marching in literal parades next to guys weighing as many pounds as this country is years old, carrying star spangled tubas and slathering every available surface with grilled meat and mayonnaise. I intend to be singing my country tis of thee non stop to wake the neighbors late into the night. I know it’s obnoxious. I know we’ve had a rough couple decades. That’s the point. That’s why you should let us have this. We deserve it. I know about all your caveats and cavils and all your footnotes. I just don’t care about them right now. They bore me. The headline is God bless the USA, baby, and that’s that.

h/t Ira Tabankin Some words to the wise. Shooting Advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it: ●Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians. ●It's always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. ●Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you. ●Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length. ●Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off. (I prefer the sound of a round being chambered when you load a shotgun) ●The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second. ●The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - cheat if necessary. ●Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it'll be empty. If you're in a gun fight: 1. If you're not shooting, you should be loading. 2. If you're not loading, you should be moving, 3. If you're not moving', you're dead. ● In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something! ●If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about? (I call it being prepared) ●You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language. AMEN! ●You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family. If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, please forward.

Spear of Britney #gnomedepot

I used AI to explain SpaceX to my girlfriend, with fruit.

They took a B-17 that had been left for scrap, rebuilt it by hand, and bolted on so many extra machine guns it became one of the most heavily armed bombers in the Pacific. Then they volunteered for a solo mission over enemy territory that few crews wanted. Its tail number was 666. This is the story of the Eager Beavers..🧵1/7

All the haters can kiss my ass

Do you clack your tongs when you fire up your grill?

Let me let you in on my not very secret plan for empire: 1. We must be able to trace secure and unconstrained sea lines or rail lines or a combination thereof to you. This means, for example, currently, “No, Poland, sorry, but Germany is currently weak and unreliable. Thus we cannot trace SLOC or rail to you, hence cannot guarantee to defend you. So we won’t lie to you and say we can. You may have our sympathy but that’s all; you’re on your own.” This means, in Europe and the Med, in any case, that we could be allied with Morocco, France, the UK, and Portugal, but not Spain without Portugal, not Germany without France, and not Italy without Portugal, Spain, France, Libya, Morocco, and Tunisia, nor Norway or France without the UK. For example. 2. You must field forces commensurate with your population and economic situation, _before_ accounting for the costs of your welfare state, the maintenance of which is no concern of ours. The short formula is that you must spend 4% of GDP on defense, and we will tell you how to spend it. In fact, we will tell you what you must do, spend, and field. 3. You may, in the alternative, simply turn over 4% of your GDP to us, and grant us the right to recruit freely among your population, plus give us any colors demanded so we can field units with some tradition. 4. You must agree, in advance, that if you reneg on or otherwise neglect your responsibilities under this alliance, we and your neighbors may invade without further warning to set your society and government aright. 5. You agree in advance to send whatever troops we demand, to do whatever we want done, for as long as we want it done, and that neglecting to do so will trigger paragraph 4, above. 6. We will have veto power over the appointment of your flag officers. 7. If you have signed onto them, you must immediately denounce (oddly, the proper term) The Ottawa Anti-personnel Landmine Ban, the Rome Statute which created the International Criminal Court, and the Protocols Additional One and Two to Geneva Convention IV. You must not house or give succor in any form to the ICC. 8. You must vote with us/as we direct you, in the UN, 100% of the time. 9. Your foreign policy is subject to our approval and veto. 10. You must accept, as part of your domestic law, the American Bill of Rights as interpreted by the United States Supreme Court. If you do not, then a) clearly we are politically incompatible and b) you are just another tyranny and not worth defending. I think I could support this form of the alliance and, moreover, that it would, in the long run, be better for the allies. But, ya know, if they don't like these arrangement, so what? It's not like we need them for anything.

Sure, the Trump as Jesus meme was a dumb, crass, tasteless move, but compared to him obliterating the fundy psycho government of Iran (now, before they have even better missiles and nukes) rather than kicking the can down the road to be the next generations' problem to deal with, like we have for the last five decades... I just truly don't give a shit. So get your mandatory pearl clutching out of the way. Put up the required virtue signal post about how you don't approve of this latest of his many outrages. Yes. He's uncouth. Yes, he's barbaric, bombastic, prideful, and narcissistic, we're all fully aware. We've been observing this for ten years now. Yet at the end of the day the other side remains a bunch of America hating idiots who want to manage our decline, while the loud asshole you hate actually really likes America and keeps doing a bunch of shit the rest of us voted for. Personally, I'll take asshole who obliterates the psycho government who has been holding a big chunk of the world hostage through threats and funding terrorist proxy groups over the previous polite (at least in public) presidents who coddled, ignored, or actively enabled them.