Goop Jim: there was supposed to be something here

I swear once someone gets the label of lolcow they can scratch their balls in the privacy of their own home and some fucker called thekekkingpepe will start laughing uncontrollably at it

I absolutely adore the update and shut down button on windows 11. Somehow manages to do neither

Hate how buses will occasionally flip the destination ticker with "merry Christmas" I don't care if we're jingling all the way if we're jingling to Glasgow

Man imagine how silly the results of a twitter wrapped would be. "You spent 45 hours typing about racial cooking hygiene discourse, putting you in the top 15%"

I'm team #CatsIfTheyWereABlueBerry! My family have been shot!

everything on the site is collapsing and all the crumbling wreck hosts is people mocking its downfall. we're finally here

5 hours. This is my breaking point. No fucking tricolour. I waited patiently, I did everything right. I played for keeps and won almost every match thrown my way. So where's the game I queued for? Is it in another region, were day 0 players so bad I don't deserve the game? Where

we've now had 2 incidents this year where a billionaire is called out for trying to bribe someone into preventing the consequences of their crimes with a horse