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BREAKING: President Trump threatens to double tariffs on Mexico if they do not stop “caravans” heading to the US.

Here are the 61 co-sponsors for H.R. 9535, the "Securing Agriculture's Workforce Act." This bill would give amnesty to illegals who were illegally in the country as of May 31st, 2026 and can show 180 days of working on a farm over the last two years. 52 of the 61 are Republicans.

it's all really simple the next Huawei/ Deepseek collab is a cook. if it drops while ANT is trading, the stock limits down, govt can't have that. so they are going to purge everyone in favor of open source AI same reason you can't drive BYD cars. and literally same people

And done *NVIDIA PREPARING TO OUST NVIDIA CEO JENSEN HUANG: WSJ

⚠️ US Screwworm: Confirmed Detections Update Total detections per animal class as of November 11th - 🐄 Cattle 60 🐑 Sheep 22 🐕 Dog 19 🐎 Horse 15 🐐 Goats 7 🫎 Elk 2 🐔 Chicken 1 🐈 Domestic cat 1 New detection in Cochise County, Arizona (🐎)

INTEL: SEC seeks to back CFTC in legal fight over prediction markets

🌾 CONGRESS IS SLIPPING AMNESTY INTO A FARM LABOR BILL Don't take my word for it. Read the official summary from the Congressional Research Service. H.R. 9535, the "Securing Agriculture's Workforce Act." Sponsored by House Agriculture Chairman Glenn Thompson. 61 cosponsors, 52 of them Republicans. One line tells you everything. The bill "establishes an H-2A visa pathway for current unauthorized agricultural workers who otherwise meet requirements." Current unauthorized workers. People who are here illegally right now. The sponsor's pitch: "With the border now secure, it is time to address these shortcomings." The border is more secure because we finally started enforcing the law. You don't reward that by handing a visa to the people who broke it. And the timing couldn't be worse. Monday night the President said, "We haven't put the same pressure on waitresses and on farmworkers, etc. Not even close." That's exactly the opening this bill's supporters have been waiting for. We've seen this movie before. In 1986 Congress created the Special Agricultural Worker program, and it was riddled with fraud, with applicants claiming farm work they never did. My career taught me that every carve-out turns into a business model. Make farm work the safe lane and the fake employment letters will show up by the truckload. Farmers have a real labor problem and I'm not dismissing it. Fix H-2A. Speed it up. Cut the red tape. Let it run year-round. That's legal labor and I'll support it. But a visa for people who are here illegally isn't a workforce plan. It's amnesty in overalls. Call your representative and ask one question: are you one of the 61? @POTUS @StephenM @RealTomHoman @SecMullinDHS @ICEgov @HouseAgGOP @CongressmanGT @Jim_Jordan @JudiciaryGOP @Phase2Deport @NICEnforcement @itsyourgov

Voice and text messages are async Calls are sync and destroy my day

Should the USDA WASDE reports be released when the markets are open or closed?

>be me >GS-7 USDA statistician, Nebraska, $43k >job: eyeball corn, file reports >quietly pad my counties every month >October WASDE: 182 → 188 >analysts on TV: "this number looks off, the basis data doesn't support it... anyway" >they don't believe it. they trade it anyway >corn dumps, my puts print +$61k >cleaned up. F-250 paid off, steak every night >staring at the November survey packet like... you know what >let's run it back >but this time on the prediction markets — no ticker, no broker, no trail >we're CUTTING yields. minus 5 across the board >everything on "under 185" >keeping quiet at USDA, talking my book on X from a burner >cubicle mate asks why i'm smiling at a spreadsheet >shrugged and said good corn year >tomorrow the whole market finds out how good