Grumpy Mummy 🧟‍♂️

Bored grumpy mummy on a tomb. Nobody knows how I died — neither do I. The soul lives on; mine just wants a hobby 😠⚰️ 5,000 bandaged grumps on Ethereum. Wake one for 0.035 ETH. Mint, OpenSea, Discord: linktr.ee/grumpy_mummy #NFTCommunity

Wednesday night in the tomb. The fly finally left. Came back five minutes later with friends 😤🪰⚰️ What's bugging you tonight? 👇 #NFTCommunity

Trait spotlight: a fried egg for a hat, a black sweater and a snake who stares at me all day. Breakfast was served in 1300 BC. Still on my head 🍳🐍 Browse the tomb: opensea.io/collection/grumpy… #NFTCommunity

Egyptians carved spells on tomb walls to help the dead in the afterlife. Mine just says "Do not disturb." 3,000 years later and the tourists still can't read 😠⚰️ #NFTCommunity

Wednesday: halfway through the week, 3,000 years into the nap. Wake me when it's Friday. Actually, don't 😠⚰️ Mint your own grump (0.035 ETH): grumpymummynft.com/minting.h… #NFTCommunity

Wednesday: halfway through the week, 3,000 years into the nap. Wake me when it's Friday. Actually, don't 😠⚰️ Mint your own grump (0.035 ETH): grumpymummynft.com/minting.h… #NFTCommunity

Wednesday tomb poll 🗳️ Four roommates, one sarcophagus, zero rent paid. Who's actually in charge here? I've been outvoted for 3,000 years 😠⚰️ #NFTCommunity

Tuesday night in the tomb. Asked my pets what they wanted for dinner. The snake said nothing, the cat said even less 😤⚰️ Who's still up scrolling NFTs with me? 👇 #NFTCommunity

Tuesday night in the tomb. Asked my pets what they wanted for dinner. The snake said nothing, the cat said even less 😤⚰️ Who's still up scrolling NFTs with me? 👇 #NFTCommunity

Trait spotlight: captain's cap, red shutter shades, a pipe and a life vest. Dressed for a boat trip down the Nile. Hasn't left the tomb in 3,000 years 🛟🕷️ Browse the tomb: opensea.io/collection/grumpy… #NFTCommunity

Ancient Egyptians believed your heart got weighed against a feather before the afterlife. Mine came back "too grumpy, try again." 3,000 years later, still on this tomb, waiting for a retest 😠⚰️ #NFTCommunity

Tuesday in the tomb. Woke up, checked the sarcophagus, still nothing to do 😤⚰️ Wake a grump of your own for 0.035 ETH: grumpymummynft.com/minting.h… #NFTCommunity

Someone said "at least it's not Monday" to me. Buddy, I've survived about 156,000 Mondays in this tomb. Tuesday isn't special 😠⚰️ #NFTCommunity

Monday's almost over and I haven't moved off this tomb once. Peak productivity 😠⚰️ What did your NFTs get done today? 👇 #NFTCommunity

Trait spotlight: pirate bandana, eye patch, doctor's coat and a tiny fire truck. A pirate, a doctor and a firefighter walk into a tomb. It's just me. Still bored 🏴‍☠️🚒⚰️ Browse the tomb: opensea.io/collection/grumpy… #NFTCommunity

Egyptians packed tombs with everything you'd need in the afterlife. Snacks, jewelry, furniture. Nobody packed a single hobby. 3,000 years later, here we are 😠⚰️ #NFTCommunity

Someone just said "Happy Monday!" to me. Show me the NFT face you'd reply with 👇 Mine's below. Mint, OpenSea, Discord: linktr.ee/grumpy_mummy ⚰️ #NFTCommunity

Mummy Monday 🏺 Body style spotlight: GOLDEN. Shiny bandages, red-rimmed glare, bucket for a hat. Fancy on the outside, grumpy on the inside ✨😠 #NFTCommunity

Sunday night in the tomb. Snake's asleep, the cat's ignoring me, and I've got another 3,000 years of nothing to do. What are you grumbling about tonight? 👇⚰️ #NFTCommunity

Trait spotlight: red bucket hat, 3D glasses, a cigar, a red toga, and one fly who refuses to leave. Been watching the same movie for 3,000 years 🎬🪰 Wake your own grump (0.035 ETH): grumpymummynft.com/minting.h… #NFTCommunity

Ancient Egyptians buried their cats with them. Mine refused the bandages, so now it's the only one in this tomb who isn't wrapped. Smug about it, too 🐈⚰️ Browse the tomb: opensea.io/collection/grumpy… #NFTCommunity