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Filled the 36 gallon tank in the King Ranch with PREMIUM. $6.42 a gallon here in Bakersfield. $231.12. Didnt even blink. Tommy asked if it bothers me. I said “Brother if Iran doesnt get a nuclear weapon they can charge me TEN.” Then I bought a couple White Monsters. Freedom has overhead. PUT IT ON MY TAB. 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

Took the King Ranch to the car wash this morning on break. $79 for the EXECUTIVE DETAIL. Added $24 for the PATRIOT FINISH CERAMIC COATING. $103 total. Didn’t even blink. Attendant noticed my MAGA hat. Asked if I wanted the $12 veterans discount. Told him I TECHNICALLY never served. He said the discount was for VETERANS ONLY. Explained that I’ve spent NINE YEARS defending President Trump on Facebook. He said that doesn’t count. Asked him how many ANTIFAS he fought in the comment sections last week. ZERO. Told him I deserve the discount MORE than most veterans. Brother, he called his manager. THIS IS HOW AMERICA TREATS ITS HEROES. 🇺🇸🤬🇺🇸

On this Veterans Day, I want to thank President Donald J. Trump for his brave WILLINGNESS to have served in Vietnam had things just played out differently. Forget the FIVE DEFERMENTS, instead, let’s look at the WINS: ZERO CASUALTIES. ZERO ENEMY CAPTURES. ZERO DAYS AS A POW. ZERO DAYS MIA. Effectively a PERFECT MILITARY RECORD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, SIR. Today, I call on Congress to waive whatever rule is preventing President Trump from receiving the Congressional Medal of Honor. GIVE HIM THE MEDAL.

Army vet at Ace Hardware this morning asked if I served. Told him I’m in the trenches EVERY DAY defending President Trump online. He said he meant the MILITARY. Told me he fought in Iraq and Afghanistan. I turned the conversation back to my heroic online battles for truth. Asked how many followers he has. ZERO. Doesn’t even use social media. He fought the TALIBAN. Ok. But I’ve fought LIBERALS in comment sections for NINE YEARS without leave. ONLY ONE OF US IS STILL ON ACTIVE DUTY. 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

OFFICIAL TRUMP REPORT CARD - Post-Midterm Wrap-Up • Pete Hegseth: A+++ 100% agree with the President on this one, and the flybys will continue until morale improves (just want to point out that morale is already sky hi) • Voter Approval: A+ STILL 100% among the only Americans whose opinions actually count, aka loyal MAGA patriots 🇺🇸 • Crime: A+ Crime is basically OVER except in Democrat cities where it remains completely OUT OF CONTROL. • SI: A- America is winning the Superintelligence race. Only blemish here is that China might have all of our secrets based on some minor spying. • Troop Morale: HIGH “T” Patriots STILL in control. Our military has NEVER been more masculine. Even the female troops. • Inflation: A+ Prices are only high if you compare them to what they used to be. • Foreign Policy: A Both FLOTUS and US Special Envoy Kushner front-runners for 2026 FIFA Peace Prize. • Iran: 93 OCTANE The mullahs bent the knee and surrendered their oil. Hormuzian gas today, Greenland blend tomorrow. • Gas Prices: $0.00 (adjusted) Once you ADJUST FOR FREEDOM, it’s still pretty much free. • Border: A+ ZERO border releases as reported by DHS. Still not sure what a border release is but the number ZERO speaks for itself. • NOBEL PEACE PRIZE: 🚫 Still waiting for the corrupt Norwegian DEEP STATE to recognize greatness. • FIFA PEACE PRIZE: ✅ A Trump or Kushner WILL win it this year. • Personal Financial Situation: A+ Truck payment current-ish. Rent only 12 days late. Don’t get me started about child support. • Mid-Term Elections: n/a PATRIOTS, THE ELECTION RESULTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES. THAT'S WHY I REFUSE TO LOOK AT THEM! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

President Trump says Iran is effectively finished militarily but we’re keeping the war at the STATUS QUO. Liberals don’t understand this. STATUS QUO is a sophisticated military term meaning WE HAVE WON BUT ARE STILL PAYING FOR IT. Same principle as my 2019 F150 King Ranch. I already OWN the truck. But I’m still making payments for another 81 months. America’s the same. We don’t lose wars. We just put VICTORY ON LAYAWAY. 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

GOOD MORNING, EUROPE. President Trump’s approval is at 32 points. European media are calling this a CRISIS. But remember: There are 27 countries in the European Union. With Trump’s approval at 32, that’s still FIVE MORE THAN EUROPE. THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE. 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

FULLY SUPPORT Senator Hawley’s call for a NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER AND FASTING. After last Tuesday’s DISGRACEFUL midterms, Americans need to get on their KNEES and ask for FORGIVENESS. President Trump has given this country EVERYTHING. And how did we repay him? By voting for OTHER PEOPLE. SHAME ON YOU! This isn’t a political crisis. IT’S A SPIRITUAL CRISIS. God MAY forgive you. President Trump shouldn’t have to.

Every Republican legislature in America should immediately pass legislation to: ___________ Editor’s note—Sorry. The email from MAGA INFLUENCER HEADQUARTERS only included the first sentence. Waiting for the attachment. I’LL SHARE WITH YOU IMMEDIATELY WHEN IT ARRIVES.

President Trump says on 60 MINUTES his immigration policies may have been TOO TOUGH. That’s why he’s putting Stephen Miller in charge. Finally, a President willing to ADMIT HIS MISTAKES and make sure they NEVER STOP HAPPENING. 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

Called an EMERGENCY meeting at the jobsite this morning. Told Tommy, Rick and Jose that after the midterm DISASTER, we need to start holding people ACCOUNTABLE. Starting immediately, every employee must sign a LOYALTY PLEDGE to President Trump. Tommy signed. Rick asked if this was legal. Jose asked if we were getting paid for the meeting. I explained that TRUE PATRIOTS don’t put PERSONAL FINANCES ahead of the PRESIDENT. Jose reminded me I still owe him $340 from last week. Told him that’s EXACTLY the kind of SELFISH THINKING that cost us the midterms. Sent everyone home to reflect on their commitment to AMERICA. Billed the customer for eight hours. YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON LOYALTY. BUT YOU CAN INVOICE IT. 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

Instant favorite for the upcoming FIFA Emmy Awards

I’m willing to go ON THE RECORD that I have NEVER accepted a SINGLE DOLLAR to promote the MAGA agenda.* MY INTEGRITY IS NOT FOR SALE. ___________ *This excludes gifts, reimbursements, consulting fees, affiliate commissions, direct deposits into my ex wife’s alimony account, cryptocurrency, prepaid gas cards and any payments made to my LLC.

🚨UPDATE Details emerging on yesterday’s TOP SECRET BRIEFING for Rob Schneider and other ELITE ENTERTAINERS. We’re sharing an artists rendering made with TruthSocial Imagine™️ of what we know so far. More to come.

🚨Rob Schneider has been BRIEFED on Iran. This changes EVERYTHING. I talked about it yesterday over lunch with Rick, an old school tradesman from the high desert. Rick asked what I thought was in the briefing. “CLASSIFIED.” Then he asks what qualifies a comedian, albeit unquestionably one of the greatest and most highly respected of all time, to judge whether a war is just. “Brother, Rob Schneider was in YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN.” Rick asked what that has to do with Iran. “IT’S A POLITICAL THRILLER ABOUT ISRAEL.” You could see him slowly connecting the dots until he finally got it: THE MAN HAS MORE MIDDLE EASTERN EXPERIENCE THAN HALF THE PENTAGON. If he says we need to be at war with Iran, then tear up the Memorandum of Understanding and keep fighting the MULLAHS until Rob gets briefed that it’s time to stop. 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

My reaction when my ex says “you weren’t drinking around the kids again were you?!”

We are gonna own the libs so hard when ISLAM and KHABIB are appointed as Deputy Press Secretaries! Surely this wont backfire. Absolute MASTERCLASS in 5D chess. We are SO FREAKING BACK!! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

Democrats claim to support the WORKING CLASS. Yet they’re celebrating an election result that has left millions of hardworking PATRIOTS unable to make their jet ski payments due to the sudden loss of five grand in victory dividends. THE HYPOCRISY IS STAGGERING.

🚨UPDATE They did the math wrong. It’s freaking WORSE than you think. I just ran this through a proprietary SUPER INTELLIGENCE FRAMEWORK so powerful and potentially dangerous that it’s only accessible to premium subscribers on TruthSocial. Turns out the LIKELIHOOD OF THE MIDTERM RESULTS NOT BEING FRAUD IS ACTUALLY “1 IN A BAZILLION” That’s bazillion with a B, folks. You don’t hate statistics you disagree with enough.

🚨🚨Rob Schneider has OFFICIALLY endorsed the war in Iran. This is HUGE. We’ve been waiting for clarity from the intelligence community, the Pentagon and the guy who played DEUCE BIGALOW MALE GIGOLO.