Vegan Markel

Get in! We goin’ Sizzler!

Hey, we noticed you from across the room. The estate is entailed, the hedge is listed, and Camila’s a Queen. Bring nothing.

Hey young Swifties, it’s been 25 days now since Taylor got married, it is safe to assume she is no longer a virgin.

let’s keep this thing going

what movie is this?

What’s your favourite movie about lamb silence?

What a miserable bitch

Trump 2024 🇺🇸

Anyone remember when X was funny? #MyXAnniversary

@MMargolyes sits in for @OneofYoda at comic con while he takes a pee

Can’t wait! Only six months to go before @KevinSpacey’s 2021 Christmas video drops!

My great grandparents before they left Pakistan so I could have a good life

Today is my daughter's 13th bday. She's had a REALLY hard yr in this pandemic. We moved 2X & she was bullied at both new schools. She's sweet & sensitive & doesn't understand why kids are so mean. Could you wish her happy birthday today? Her name is 𝕻𝖆𝖎𝖒𝖔𝖓! Pls RT!

Fargo Season 5 sees the anthology return to its roots

⚓️ The new Love Boat reboot is looking pretty shit 💙🛳

Look I get it man, but can you do it LESS "Jewy"? #MelGibson

When you re-gender the cast of Sex and the City, they look like Duran Duran in the 80’s

When you were supposed to bring a Brisket for Shabbos dinner, but because you’re from Texas you bought pork scratchings

Is it just me or did the world feel safer when @KevinSpacey was president?