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A friend in deed. (In no way affiliated with Hamm's other than drinking it). My hot takes aren't even luke warm.

Joined May 2013
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You crazy fools have done it. Another 100 of you were brave enough to follow me, and now you gone and forced another "Sri Hair Embiggening™!" I fear society may be lost.
🚨ALERT! BREAKING NEWS🚨 We have crossed another 100 follower threshold, thus achieving the next "Sri Hair Embiggening™." Thank you to all who have made the mistake of following this account.
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
BREAKING: Tim Burchett just TOOK THE GLOVES OFF and called out the person suspected to be behind the stalling of his bill to stop paying the Taliban. This is HUGE!!! "We got a fellow over in the Senate who is a staffer, but he was a former, I believe, ambassador to Afghanistan, and his name is what?" "Tom West. And apparently, our good friend, Tulsi Gabbard and the Trump administration denied him his security clearance because of his alleged cozy relationship with the Taliban. And so, I suspect that's what's going on in the Senate. That's why they are, they're stopping the bill." If this is true, it's a BETRAYAL of epic proportions. He also said there are GOP Senators who are likely getting KICKBACKS from Afghanistan. DEFUND THE TALIBAN, THEY CAN HATE US FOR FREE!
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
At 16, Brian Banks was one of the best high school linebackers in America. USC had offered him a full scholarship. Pete Carroll personally called him. One afternoon at school he made out with a classmate. Consensual. By the end of the day he was in jail, charged with kidnapping and rape. She said he dragged her into a stairwell. It never happened. The DNA came back negative. His mother sold her house and her car to pay for a lawyer. He couldn’t make bail. He spent a year behind bars waiting for trial. His lawyer told him: plead no contest, or risk 41 years in prison. He was 17. He took the deal. He did 5 years in prison. Then 5 more on parole. Registered sex offender. GPS monitor on his ankle. Couldn’t go near schools or parks. No one would hire him. Meanwhile, the girl and her mother sued the school district for not keeping her safe. They won $1.5 million. In 2011, a Facebook friend request popped up on his screen. It was her. She wanted to “let bygones be bygones.” Brian went to a private investigator. They hid cameras in the office and invited her to talk. She came by bus. On tape, she admitted it. He never raped her. He never kidnapped her. Then she said she still wouldn’t tell prosecutors the truth. Because she’d have to give back the money. In May 2012, a judge cleared his name. The hearing took less than a minute. 10 years of his life. Gone in one lie. Erased in 60 seconds. A few days later his phone rang. “I’m looking for a linebacker. You know where I can find one?” It was Pete Carroll. The same coach who recruited him 10 years earlier. He finally signed with the NFL’s Atlanta Falcons. At 27. The dream he had at 16. She was ordered to pay $2.6 million back. What should happen to someone who steals 10 years of your life with one lie?
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
Thune whipped up enough votes to re-elect his rotten azz, but wants you to believe he couldn’t whip enough votes for the SAVE Act. I loathe him.
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
A group of black guys seen stomping and beating up an innocent white girl while she screams for help.
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
“Fellas, when you go home tell the folks we did our best that they may have many more tomorrows.” At 101 this man is the embodiment of the American spirit. I love him. I am forever in his debt. 😭💔🫡
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
Photo 1: A man who calls for investigations into Elon Musk. Photo 2: A man who sold his Nvidia stock right before the 30% drop.
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Trump admin moves to cut food stamps for 6.3 million people Trump and his cronies have learnt nothing after the biggest midterms drubbing in over 100 years. What would Jesus think? A proposed rule issued by the U.S. Department of Agriculture would curb automatic eligibility for Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program benefits, also known as food stamps, for households receiving cash aid under the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families Program. Currently, households receiving TANF benefits qualify for SNAP without needing to meet federal income thresholds. USA TODAY
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
🚨 WOW! President Trump has the Democrats TOTALLY CORNERED on Obamacare "I am calling today for insurance companies NOT to be paid. But for this massive amount of money be paid DIRECTLY to the people so they can buy their own healthcare!" "Their stocks have gone up 1,000%! Because our country STUPIDLY pays them so much money with this Obamacare scandal." "I want the money to go directly to YOU, the PEOPLE!" "We will pay a lot of money to the people, and FORGET this Obamacare madness!" Political disaster to oppose this.
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
Anthony Santander is my new favorite baseball player. Abdul El-Sayed is a commie scumbag fraudulently elected due to mass voter fraud.
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
The left brought in 20 million illegals. They added every illegal to the voter rolls. They refused to turn over voter rolls with illegals, dead people , duplicates They stole the 2026 Midterms. The end.
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This man's obsession with Little Debbie Christmas Tree Snack Cakes is getting a little outrageous.
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"I'm not a spy… are you a spy? You think I'm a spy? It's so funny that you'd think that... " - Chinese Nathan Thurm
To my fellow AMERICAN MEN: Don’t be foolish. Ask your Chinese girlfriend RIGHT NOW if she’s a spy for the CCP. A few seconds tonight will buy peace of mind forever.
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It appears Islamists figured out it was far easier to infiltrate the levers of power through our own government than it is to try bring death to the infidels by flying planes into buildings.
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These are the phrases I teach asian women:
Que una japonesa te mire, te hable y se ría con vos, debe ser lo más cerca de la felicidad que existe, son las mujeres perfectas
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
BREAKING: So it starts..Islam Stage 2 ....Islam is playing the victim.. Muslim organizations in New Jersey are pushing for a law that would broaden the definition of “Islamophobia” to include criticism of Islam, criminalizing it and carrying prison sentences. NJ lawmakers are advancing Assembly Bill 1146 (A1146) to establish a formal state definition of Islamophobia. This law enforcement is an unclear framework to investigate anti-Muslim "hate" incidents while supposedly protecting free speech. #NJ #A1146
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engagement bait. Avoid.
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You know, just because Democrats have gained some measure of control and they feel emboldened, does not mean we fall back into the scourge of wokism. Remember, we are DONE with this. We do not apologize. We do not capitulate. We cede no ground, we give them nothing. We do not negotiate with these terrorists, EVER.
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Hey Hana - how much of your own money have you spent on your beloved Somalians? Also, kindly fuck off.
Somalia is on the brink of famine—and for the first time in decades, America isn’t doing anything to help a country in that condition, Hana Kiros reports. theatln.tc/CdMqVMDm
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
🚨JUST IN: AOC says the Democrats are looking at impeaching Supreme Court justices for "legalizing Trump's criminality." Obviously she means Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas. KBJ, Kagen and Sotomayor are safe because they rule the "right" way. And you thought they were gonna focus on gas prices?
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