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Handstand Coach. Acrobat. Peptide Enthusiast. Crypto Dude.

Joined December 2023
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If you’re crypto bags are down, don’t worry. They can go so much lower.
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Biggest self-own by the crypto bros
There we go. The leader of the "anti crypto army" is going to lead the Senate Banking Committee. Except this time, she has way more control, allies in Sherrod Brown and what she sees as a broad mandate. Massive own goal from the industry cozying up to scammer in chief.
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This
You mean to tell me the guy who: - Created $TRUMP (exit liquidity) - Created $MELANIA and $WLFI (exit liquidity) - Promoted altcoins through $WLFI (exit liquidity) - Promised a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve but delivered no meaningful new BTC purchases Just saw his party lose both the House and Senate in the midterms, and that's somehow bearish for crypto? Crypto hit rock bottom during the full force of the Trump administration. The only way is up.
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“IF THE DEMS WIN IT WILL BE BAD FOR CRYPTO 🥺🥺🥺” Meanwhile, this exists:
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This. All of this.
The lack of XRP value appreciation has become intolerably painful. Even those of us who have had bags for years, brought friends and family in and know what we hold are exhausted by the total lack of being right. Performance is always just around the corner. When the SEC lawsuit settles, the acquisitions are done, the ETFs launch, the DTCC launches, the Federal bank charter application is granted, etc. etc. and the price doesn't move. It totally sucks.
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I can’t believed they hacked Binance to distract everyone from Kelly Clarkson…
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Despite everyone being bullish on charts, we are about to enter the most intense part of the Iran war the day after the midterms. Sorry folks, but I do believe lower is in the cards for a while.
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😂😂😂😂
Using a stick of RAM to stir my coffee this morning, fuck you, Sam Altman
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Autoblock: “I just got off the phone with my insider at XYZ company or government agency”
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Crypto update: Altcoins have been in a downtrend since January 2025
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If you’re in crypto, pivot to jumping off a cliff.
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My insider at Binance says funds are safu.
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So…Binance can’t basically just do whatever they want I guess.
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Not sure if this is a good time to ask, but is everyone enjoying Uptober?
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“Do not trust unofficial emails from hackers representing Binance.” Bitch I don’t trust official emails from Binance.
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CZ belongs in jail
it’s impossible to overstate how much damage Binance has done to crypto
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😂😂😂😂😂
binance hacker was the only person to ever make money on eth
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“STAY SAFU” - CZ
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Why does anyone actually watch the keynote speeches at crypto conferences? Speaker: Big future! Disruption! A new evolution of finance! Token: Down 3% These CEOs are not saying anything new at these things. Buzzword salad.
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