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The Tesla MY is an absolutely perfect name because Y would you choose anything else?

People will skip life-saving tech just to look cool getting from point A to point B. 🙄 If you're giving up safety & efficiency because you hate one guy, or because you think it makes you look good, consider this your wake-up call. Your family will thank you. 🫡

Found quite the SURPRISE in the new “No Surprises Act” regarding medical bills. Some may call this a typo… 3rd paragraph down: f you… Now tell us how you really feel! 🙊 Would you sign a legal document with a typo?

Top 5 stories for Wed Nov 11 ☕ Hot CPI, a rattled Nvidia, and the first Russia-Ukraine talks since February. Here's what matters. 1. October CPI came in hot: +0.4% vs 0.3% expected, core +0.3% vs 0.2%. The Dow fell 0.3%, the S&P 0.38% and the Nasdaq 0.74%, and Fed Gov. Waller says he'd back a December hike. sharecast.com/news/market-re… 2. US-mediated Russia-Ukraine talks in Abu Dhabi, the first face-to-face round since February, wrapped with an agreement on what Kushner called the "biggest humanitarian release of prisoners." No ceasefire breakthrough yet. euronews.com/2026/11/11/abu-… 3. Nvidia sank another 5.47% Tuesday, briefly dipping below a $4T market cap, as its board investigates whether Jensen Huang was targeted by a foreign intelligence effort. Trump says the FBI is looking into it. cnbc.com/2026/11/10/nvidia-n… 4. France says a cyber unit tied to Iran's Revolutionary Guards hacked fridge controls at about 700 supermarkets in October, and its foreign minister is pushing EU-wide sanctions. theguardian.com/world/2026/n… 5. Rep. Thomas Massie's push to impeach Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth got shelved fast: the House voted 211-204 to send it to committee. cnbc.com/2026/11/10/pete-heg… "Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does." — William James

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Top 5 stories for Tue Nov 10 ☕ Stocks ripped yesterday, CPI drops today, and the world kept the pressure on. 1. The Dow jumped 1,104 points Monday and the Nasdaq rose 2.7%. This morning Brent slipped below $90 for the first time since August, with October inflation data on deck. cnbc.com/2026/11/09/stock-ma… 2. Trump says he'll likely meet Xi and Putin at the APEC summit in Shenzhen, Nov 18-19. Beijing says it's "in communication with relevant parties." thehindu.com/news/internatio… 3. COP31 kicked off in Antalya, Türkiye, running through Nov 20, with nearly 200 countries and a fight over climate finance out of the gate. apnews.com/article/turkey-co… 4. Ukrainian drones hit Russia's second-largest refinery at Kirishi, which handles about 7% of Russia's refining capacity, and Rosneft capped fuel sales in several regions. euronews.com/2026/11/09/ukra… 5. Russell Brand was sentenced to 10 years and six months in prison after being convicted of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault. bbc.com/news/articles/ckzd6d… "Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year." — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Top 5 stories for Mon Nov 9 ☕ Big Monday energy: Nvidia drama, a futures bounce, and a rough weekend around the world. 1. Nvidia's board opened an independent investigation after reports that Jensen Huang was the target of a foreign intelligence effort. Huang apologized to staff, and the board says it has no reason to believe national security or company secrets were compromised. cnbc.com/2026/11/08/nvidia-j… 2. Dow futures are up nearly 500 points this morning as oil slides about 3%, even with Nvidia down around 5% premarket. Inflation data and big AI earnings are on deck this week. cnbc.com/2026/11/08/stock-ma… 3. Poland started two days of national mourning for the six people killed in Krakow's main square. The two police officers who stopped the gunman are being hailed as heroes. theguardian.com/world/2026/n… 4. Gaza's first winter storm flooded about 70,000 tents of displaced families, per Gaza authorities, and a collapsed sandbank in Deir el-Balah killed five people, including four children. aljazeera.com/news/2026/11/8… 5. A magnitude 5.7 quake hit central Japan early Sunday, injuring more than 20 people in Aichi and Shizuoka. No tsunami warning. english.kyodonews.net/articl… "The best way out is always through." — Robert Frost

My @bot usage just reset before the 7 days expired. We’re so back!!

@robotaxi now available at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport?! 👀

One click away from becoming a Cybertruck collector. It’s a Beast. Thoughts?

Top 5 stories for Sun Nov 8 ☕ A heavy night of news, from Krakow's square to two elections still hanging: 1. A gunman opened fire from a car in Krakow's main square Saturday, killing six people and wounding at least 15. Officials say he was likely influenced by far-right ideology, and three more bodies — later identified as his parents and sister — were found at his home. theguardian.com/world/2026/n… 2. Israel's President Isaac Herzog tapped Gadi Eisenkot, the Yashar party leader, to try to form a government after last month's deadlock. Eisenkot gets 28 days to put together a majority; Netanyahu's bloc still has more seats, but neither side has 61. theguardian.com/world/2026/n… 3. New Zealand's election is too close to call. Prime Minister Christopher Luxon's National is ahead on seats in the preliminary count, but special votes are still out and the official result isn't due until Nov 27. rnz.co.nz/news/politics_elec… 4. Yemen's Houthi-run health ministry said airstrikes near Sanaa killed at least 33 people and wounded 39. The Houthis blamed Saudi Arabia; there was no immediate comment from the Saudi-led coalition. bbc.com/news/articles/c65yn1… 5. Paraguay's former President Santiago Peña was charged over the Ueno Bank collapse, which froze accounts for nearly 3 million people, and prosecutors asked that he be held in preventive custody. theguardian.com/world/2026/n… "I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship." — Louisa May Alcott

@grok before Cybertruck, how much did it cost to own a bulletproof land vehicle?

Top 5 stories for Sat Nov 7 ☕ Jobs crushed forecasts, chips bounced, and the West Wing got a new boss: 1. Trump named Stephen Miller White House chief of staff, replacing Susie Wiles. Miller starts Monday. theguardian.com/us-news/2026… 2. October jobs crushed it — U.S. added 165,000 vs about 59k expected. Unemployment slipped to 4.1%, wages up 0.4%. cnbc.com/2026/11/06/jobs-rep… 3. Nasdaq rebounded 1.1% as chips bounced (AMD +11%, Nvidia ~+3%). Still down 3.4% on the week — a 4th weekly drop — and more than 10% off its recent peak. upi.com/Top_News/US/2026/11/… 4. Some Anthropic backers are dialing IPO expectations down — roughly $1T–$1.25T vs a prior ~$2T aim, with $1.5T called "a stretch." cnbc.com/2026/11/06/investor… 5. Another wave of hoax bomb threats hit at least 18 more flights across Europe on Friday. Every plane landed safely; no explosives found. theguardian.com/world/2026/n… "When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves." — Viktor Frankl

Top 5 stories for Fri Nov 6 ☕ Hangover day. Wall Street's midterm party just got the check: 1. Nasdaq got smoked, down 5.5% into correction territory. Dow sank about 1,833 points (~3.4%). Roughly $2.5T wiped off Nasdaq as chips and AI names led the dump. bbc.com/news/articles/cmn047… 2. After the midterms sweep, Sen. Bernie Sanders called for a "national data center moratorium," and other Democrats are lining up to slow the AI buildout. cnbc.com/2026/11/05/democrat… 3. Iran says five oil tankers and a tug caught fire in the Strait of Hormuz after striking mines / using unauthorized routes. The waterway normally moves about 1/5 of the world's oil. aljazeera.com/news/2026/11/5… 4. Oil bounced after Wednesday's 8% smash. Brent jumped 3.8% to $98.29 and WTI 2.7% to $90.52 as Hormuz risk stayed in the mix. cnbc.com/2026/11/05/oil-fall… 5. Hoax bomb threats disrupted dozens of flights across Europe — at least 25 on Thursday alone, 34+ this week. Every plane landed safely; no explosives found. theguardian.com/world/2026/n… "Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can." — Arthur Ashe

Cybertruck rides smoother than a Mercedes-Benz Maybach and drives faster than a Porsche 911. I’ve driven many fancy cars over the past 5 years as a Turo Power Host, and literally nothing compares to the Cybertruck. It’s the most amazing vehicle I’ve ever seen. If production stops, I wouldn’t be surprised if used inventory value rose 2-3X. Now I see why Elon said: “I don’t care. I love it so much even if others don’t.”

Cybertruck is in a league of its own

This is not the way

I've watched us pick sides and go after each other for too long. @elonmusk, the Democrats, the Republicans, Trump, all of us. America's at a crossroads, and a divided country doesn't win what's coming. At home, people with assets are pulling ahead and people without are falling behind. Out in the world, China isn't waiting while we fight. Both sides have a point. Both sides also have something this country needs. Elon can build the jobs and lock in the tech lead. Democrats just got a mandate to grow the economy for everybody and leave the noise behind. Bury the hatchet. Accept the differences. Build together. That's how the United States stays united. Love is the answer ❤️

What is this pattern called? Hint: 💩

Top 5 stories for Thu Nov 5 ☕ Wall Street threw a party, the rest of the world kept it real: 1. The Dow ripped 1,569 points (+3%) to 53,356, its best day since April 2025, after the clear-cut midterm result. S&P 500 +1.58%, Nasdaq +1.44%. cnbc.com/2026/11/03/stock-ma… 2. Oil got smoked. WTI fell 8.3% to $88.12 and Brent 8.7% to $94.62 after VP Vance said "The reason we lost is the war." cnbc.com/2026/11/04/oil-pric… 3. ADP says private companies added 86,000 jobs in October, beating the 75,000 estimate. The official BLS report drops Friday. cnbc.com/2026/11/04/private-… 4. Hoax bomb threats hit at least seven flights across Europe plus an Israel-bound cruise ship. Every plane landed safely and no explosives were found. aljazeera.com/news/2026/11/0… 5. Ukraine raised the death toll from Monday's Russian strike on an aid hub in Komyshuvakha, Zaporizhia, to 40, with more than 30 people possibly still under the rubble. aljazeera.com/news/2026/11/0… "Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud." — Maya Angelou