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Totally not a bot. Probably ANTIFA. (shh it's a secret) Most likely an ally. It was never great to begin with.

Joined March 2018
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Did Russia blow up some @TMobile satellites or something?
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Hearing Buzz Lightyear in the doctor's room next to mine is wild. That's #LosAngeles I guess 🤷‍♂️
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NGL this #Andre3000 album is giving me flashbacks to DMT trips and mushroom excursions.
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Reddit is pathetic. Say something slightly mean about the IDF and get account strikes. Say whatever you want about Arabs with no consequences. Gee, wonder where they get funding from? #PalestineGenocide #FreePalestine #AmericasSugarBaby
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Even #ChatGPT gets what the #TitanicRescue #billionaires couldn't understand. 😂
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Hey @Instacart this you? Y'all might wanna deactivate this woman's account, cause she's representing you with racism. #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRKXPcAo/?t=1
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Anyone else in #LosAngeles having issues with @TMobile 5G? All day I'm dropping to edge network or no service completely.
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So I just mixed gin, lemon juice, simple syrup, watermelon pucker, and club soda. It tastes like a sweet tart and I recommend it to everyone who likes sour candy.
Can y'all just figure your government out before potatoes start costing $35 a pound? #idpol #idaho #wtf #janicemcgeachin
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Fuck this guy. Known him my whole life and now I give no shits about him. #vaccine #GetVaccinated #Republicans #COVIDIOT #COVID19
Why is it that I can get my panang curry tasting great, but when it comes to the damn jasmine rice all I can make is gum or porridge? Respect to all the Thai mothers out there. I'm definitely too white for this. #Cooking #dinnertime #thai #food
The soothing on hold music on customer support support lines does nothing but fill me with more rage than I started with when I called
The funniest shit in the world is when someone who hurt you gets hurt. Hope you love that #karma
Dear, The South: How do you feel about electric cars now? Sincerely, California #GasShortage2021 #electric #Tesla
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Sometimes, the universe throws you a bone. Reconnected with an old friend and realizing how sweet she still is. Thanks universe, I needed that today. 🥲 Thanks Amber, you're amazing.
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I be putting my pride aside just to get ignored lol
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