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Born in the year 997 BC, Morgott worked as a UPS deliveryman for the Erdtree and had bizarre Omen shit done to him. He's wanted by 100 Tarnished

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Joined December 2009
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BREAKING: Senator Chris Van Hollen is now considering a run against Chuck Schumer for the Senate’s next Majority Leader. This is amazing. Voters want generational change. Let’s give it to them.
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Covid lockdown really just permanently damaged everyone’s brains fr
Think about how unnatural & weird the modern concert experience is. You can't tell me that existed 100 years ago. Concerts are a way for desk job tax cattle to feign having a community & a soul
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It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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This is why Republicans lost every statewide office and the State House in Georgia. I’m trying to lower your bills and you guys are asking me where I’m going to pee.
Replying to @bentleyforus
@bentleyforus which bathroom will you be using at the Capitol?
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Unsafe green piece of shit gets brought in as a new monster heel, proceeds to stiff and take liberties with every underneath guy on the roster. Throws away all his heat by playing to the crowd so much they had to improvise and turn him, only for him to jump ship to FFA. Fuck him.
Shrek was released 24 years ago today. Here is the wrestling scene.
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If you control the federal and state government and your opponents rig an election against you that’s kind of on you
What are the chances of nearly every single county going more democrat in a state trump won by 14 points?
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“You lefties have no idea what’s coming.” *one midterm later* “I’m so fucking scared they are literally going to kill republicans.”
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In an NBC News poll last week, Hakeem Jeffries had an approval rating of 18%, and Chuck Schumer's was 13%. It's wild seeing them both act like they have mandates to lead the party going forward.
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What is the point of a politician — let alone a literal vice president — who says he understood all of this and yet did absolutely nothing about it
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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Lindsey Graham’s gay ass is spinning in his grave. His ladybugs burning in hell
BREAKING: Polymarket projects Annie Andrews has defeated Darline Graham, becoming the first Democrat to win a Senate race in the state in 28 years — 99% chance.
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Tonight is a disaster for democrats. They might actually be expected to do something
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Went to a Republican district and spun the “polling station this way” sign to point at a wall I painted to look like a tunnel
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i’m ok with it getting dark at 5 pm now bc dark is how movie theaters are and i loooove movies
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I sometimes hate that the last third of my life has consisted almost exclusively of sitting around looking at my phone. but then I think of how my ancestors lived, sat around looking at potatoes or something. compared to them I am winning, and winning big.
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the wall of fucking garbage
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smoking on a balcony over Orc City, shaking my head and laughing, turning to you and saying something world-weary and wistful but it's completely drowned out by the 24/7 deafening orc mayhem down below
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Holy shit Elon suspended the account
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this is so bleak
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Disco Elysium went down in the annals of videogame history because it dared to ask a question that even today's games are afraid to ask: "Can you read, like, a few paragraphs at a time?"
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Here comes Kyle Fletcher
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