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Robb Allen

@ItsRobbAllen

Author of "The Pouty Cow Goes Moue" tweet that got over 28 views worldwide. I also make music. Check it out at https://xitter.twitterapi.xyz/t.co/5oWULwe2Us

 Tampa, Florida
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Joined July 2009
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Latest song—Moue—is out on all streaming platforms. No AI. 100% of the blame for this is on my shoulders. music.youtube.com/watch?v=1s…
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So... had a migraine today. Spent most of the day in bed with an ice pack & doing my best not to hurl. Better now, but that suuuuuuucked
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You think you hate it now, wait until you drive it.
David Hudnall (@davidhudnall) profile pictureDavid Hudnall@davidhudnallNov 11
Spotted today in midtown Kansas City. Unfortunately, on some level, you do kind of gotta hand it to this guy
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I don't ask for much....
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@Randy_Shannon20h
Good Morning
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I may have found my new, most favoritist gif
Const 🇺🇸🏭 (@c0nst) profile pictureConst 🇺🇸🏭
@c0nstNov 11
shop owner reading a PO with net 120 terms
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Shoutout to all my fellow veterans who had to get up & go to work today while their families got to sleep in!
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YOU'VE GOT A TEAMS MEETING
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@DiscussingFilmNov 10
A remake of ‘YOU'VE GOT MAIL’ is in the works at Warner Bros. (Source: Deadline)
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And yet, both guys could sit down today over beer & sushi with no problems.
Dedicating Ruckus (@ded_ruckus) profile pictureDedicating Ruckus@ded_ruckusNov 10
Replying to @SCShipyards
@SCShipyards
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Uppity Hobbit: Maker of Things (@uppityhobbit) profile pictureUppity Hobbit: Maker of Things
@uppityhobbitNov 10
Can someone take this guy and do “really? Right in front of my tasty crayons?!” Please? @YesThatVCharles
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This is the first time I've seen these babies. Mama duck brought them over this morning. Sadly, there were 3 just an hour ago :(
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Verdict? OMG IT'S FRIGGIN' AMAZING!!!!
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@ItsRobbAllenNov 10
I take the fiber for cholesterol control (plus the bennies of fiber). I also have those protein drinks. I'm absolutely going to try this. It sounds amazing.
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Could someone read this to me so I know if laughing is appropriate?
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Technically speaking, I'm sure I'm 6'2.5" due to age making me shrink ever so slightly, but I'm comfortable with telling people I'm 6'3" I can't imagine lying about something that's easily measured like this.
Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) profile pictureLauren Chen
@TheLaurenChenNov 10
Obsessed with this guy's videos on TikTok He asks people their height, and then after they tell him a number, he whips out a measuring tape and asks if he can measure them Some men just refuse or even run away
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AT3 Tactical (@AT3Tactical) profile pictureAT3 Tactical
@AT3TacticalNov 10
FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA (I heard all of the Marines would respond to this tweet)
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To be quite honest, we do this year round. We're just more obvious about it come November.
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Me: "Just got back from vacation. Let's catch up on work" Brain: "Hear me out..."
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Back in the 90s, I was an interpreter for the hearing impaired. I was actually quite fluent, even having some deaf people surprised I was hearing. But I stopped doing it (long story for another time). It's sad how much ability I lost. After not speaking it daily for decades I can no longer understand what I see, generally. Wish I hadn't lost it :/ Because it can be so beautiful.
keji (@mhiz_tura) profile picturekeji
@mhiz_turaNov 9
This is genuinely beautiful to watch. One of the purest and most wholesome interactions I’ve seen in a while.
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Ooh-Rah!
🤖 Made with AI
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This set is for ages 4-99, but with the time dilation it's only suitable for 2 month-olds and then only for 8 minutes.
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@Randy_ShannonNov 10
A Lego set for Interstellar😎 gizmodo.com/two-modern-sci-f…
'Interstellar' Is Getting a Lego Set

'Interstellar' Is Getting a Lego Set

Soon, you'll be able to build the Ranger from 'Interstellar.' A 'Fifth Element' Lego set could be happening as well.

gizmodo.com
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