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Porter, TX
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Uber passenger: "Love your Tesla. But how often do you have to find a place to charge it?"
Me: "I never have to find any place, I don't use public chargers. I charge out of my garage wall, just like you do your iPhone at home."
Uber passenger: "Well how much does that increase your power bill?"
Me: "I don't know, how much does your iPhone increase your power bill?
Uber passenger: "Uhhhhhh, well, I don't know."
Me: "Yeah, me neither. It's that negligible and unimportant."
Uber passenger: "Ok, but what about battery fires? I know they catch fire all the time. How many batteries have you gone through?"
Me: "12"
The timeline is crazy right now. If this were to actually all end up with Jensen teaming up with Elon on Terafab...
I can guarangoddamntey you that would be the last time China sends a honeypot over to America. Talk about an own goal.
Thank you for everything you do Earl! You're job is one of the most important in the military, what you do for our young men and women each day.
That's why even as godawful, terrible, unfunny, did I say godawful yet, that 90% of your posts on X might be, you're always going to be one of the real ones to me.
That only took two days to go from Board hiring a firm to investigate to an article in the WSJ about affair #2.
Do you really think it’s only been two?
Plan accordingly
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Grant is actually right, but not because of the vehicle, but because Gen Z barely even wants to talk on a phone let alone bang each other in a 1986 Trans Am.
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I agree with Dan's sentiment here, but can we refrain from the overuse of the word "traitor" here. People are throwing that word around like a frisbee, when it should be saved for manhole covers.
Once again instead of helping veterans, the federal government has instead pitted them against each other. Literally arguing with each other over what's worth more support, a missing leg or a missing eye. Shame on the federal government for making them fight with each other over this sort of stuff.
Let’s pass the Taking Care of America’s Veterans Act today.
Despite one single group’s opposition. A useless, corrupt, irrelevant organization called the VFW.
Happy Veteran’s Day. Except to the leadership at VFW. You guys are traitors to veterans and their families.
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My youngest son and his buddies have also seen several roaming around up in Denton near their school, which is about 30 miles further northwest of this location spotted by David. DFW is imminent (sorry David, you live in the DFW Metroplex 😂)
Apollo Go must be code word for Chinese actresses. The Tesla community has engaged Ditcher Quick & Hyde LP to conduct a thorough investigation.
Hello from Beijing China!
Here for @Baidu_Inc World 2026
Looking forward to learning more about their Apollo Go Robotaxi program (& riding in it) + Apollo World their new world model for Physical AI
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One of my highest volume type of trips when I was doing Uber was taking kids to school.
Typical scenario: single mom, multiple kids, mom has to leave for work before sunup, older child can't ride the bus because he's in charge of his younger siblings and getting them on their buses, he and his youngest sibling get in my Uber and I drop her off at Head Start and then take him to high school.
Btw, that young teenage boy is mature beyond his years (because he had to be), and his siblings depend on him like a father. They don't have a four car garage with a Cybertruck or Model YL in it.
This is your country too.
Folks that are claiming "they know" exactly what Cybercab will never be used for, because they would never use it that way, honestly have no clue about how multiple millions of their fellow Americans who are not near as fortunate as them have to live their daily lives. Literally not a clue.
The folks making these declarations on X live truly blessed lives, and I am not quite sure they know that.
Marines fight to win
Against all enemies foreign and domestic
Against all threats to progress and prosperity
Against all fears, excuses & limitations that hold us back
For a code this isn't written, or spoken, but lived
It's what we do
It's who we are
We are Marines
Happy 251st Birthday fellow Teufel Hunden! Semper Fi!
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