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Joined March 2009
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I’M IN AN ACTUAL ADVERT FOR THE OL’ DARTS 😍
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I may be incredibly late to the party here, but fuck me… British Airways have completely free starlink now and it’s actually flawless. I’m currently in the air en route to America, streaming Netflix and uploading videos. It’s insane. Feels quite monumental!
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With all the recent Christmas light stuff… My beloved favourite pub in Norwich asked me to turn their lights on (November 19th) And now the landlord Phil has added us to his window display. A solid show of solidarity that reconfirms even more why @murderersphil is the best 💛
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You know how since the dawn of time, sport records consistently keep getting beaten and bettered? What’s one sport record (any sport) that you genuinely believe has the best chance of never being broken? No matter how much time passes.
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Just got brainfreeze for the first time in years. Is it just me or is brainfreeze 10x more painful as an adult than it ever was as a kid?
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Hermansen is the worst goalkeeper I have ever seen play for West Ham and we lived through the Roberto years.
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Stevie’s fucking replaced me… on me own fookin podcast.
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I’ve often told this story but a few years ago I played a charity match at Crystal Palace. Alongside Joe Cole, Jack Wilshere, Micah Richards and a load more footballers…. Jamie O’Hara absolutely ran the game. Some player.
Jamie O'Hara with the best Hattrick you will see this year... 👀 Genuinely think he could get a run out with the Spurs team this season...
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*was
Honestly this might be the greatest moment of my life
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You slag off Zoella one time and this happens… great…
Podcaster dropped from Christmas lights event bbc.in/4e9H3XL
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Forget the Christmas lights, I’ll always have advent calendars 💛
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O’Hara vs Cundy is going to be generational
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Absolutely mental
Ban heading in football immediately because look at the fucking state of this
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Honestly this might be the greatest moment of my life
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The hateful replies to this tweet just goes to show how many absolute freaks there are and on this app The fellas just having a nice time away with his pals - and getting rinsed for it
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Just got back from Australia. Spent the entire flight back in absolute silence after Fiona, my partner of 11 years, asked me what my favourite thing about Sydney was… In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have said “probably her tits”.
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Btw this is a joke before anyone kicks off. I cba, it’s a Sunday.
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Just been told off by my uber driver for eating a square of chocolate. The bloke has literally just said “please, no eating, you’re an adult and that is incredibly disrespectful” Genuinely would love to know if I’m a weird rude bastard, or is that reaction a bit mental?!
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My first pint in Australia didn’t go to plan…
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Imagine being on the Southampton media team and having to stand there and watch James Ward-Prowse deliver those lines 😂 Never in my life have I seen somebody give less of a shit whilst reading a script.
Quiet on the tee, please ⛳️
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Why the fuck can footballers refuse to play.., and yet STILL get paid? I don’t get it?
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