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Have become heavily invested in the Sienna Miller War show and I need evil bald lawyer and traitorous Johnny (justice for Saeed) to be severely humbled by the time this wraps up. I’m talking full ostracism. Cast out! Shamed!

There’s always a Sex and the City reference that just works.

James Blunt, definition of hoisted by his own petard by not ending it when he could’ve! #celebritytraitors

Why does a faithful win always feel so underwhelming? I don’t want to dive too deep into what that reveals about my soul #celebritytraitors

Bunch of woman haters. Justice for Leigh Anne, and Maya’s great cheekbones #celebritytraitors

Oh it’s Kourtney’s segment. She’s at a Blink 182 show! Talking about how meaningful it is to be a family! How novel #TheKardashians

So 2/3 out of the caught traitors outed themselves this season. #celebritytraitors

What the what?! He broke the pact! Claudia, kill him. #celebritytraitors

Sharon’s vibe has turned pretty unpleasant out of nowhere. This game does things to people! (I don’t think I’d be any better, in all fairness) #celebritytraitors

This could be a massive case of eating my words next week but how is this series not an obvious traitors win? I fear the jeopardy has left the castle. #celebritytraitors

The producers must lowkey have been fuming that this massive twist just went nowhere picking all three traitors #celebritytraitors

Kenny proving to be Traitors MVP. Catching bash, creaking the floors all around. He is earning that King title. James? Off with his head #celebritytraitors

I hate being negative about theatre because it’s already under attack from budget cuts and the idea that we should just keep adapting mediocre films into new musicals, but interval at Middlemarch part one and many people visibly asleep in their seat. 🙃🙃

Lana del Rey on Zach Bryan’s new song sounds and feels so 2010s Lana coded (complimentary). Blissful, wistful, dreamy - but make it SAD.

James A’s faithful traitor schtick is boring now. It’s noncommittal and dull. Caesar him, Maya and Kenny #celebritytraitors

Sharon seems to be confused about the point of the show - people are meant to be naming theories and suspects, otherwise it’s just a bunch of celebs on holiday in a castle. #celebritytraitors

Group 1 v group 2 #celebritytraitors

James Blunt, Leigh Anne and King Kenny in their matching yellows was oddly delightful. #celebritytraitors

This new Carrie is not it. Disappointing. 🚮

I need Jerry and her Texan drawl and innate glamour/theatrics to stay for the long haul #celebritytraitors