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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Bi DemSoc Jew πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ | Columnist, Podcaster, Photographer | Threw first pitch at a Jays game one time | Give me your money please https://xitter.twitterapi.xyz/t.co/ArIGJ09wjd

Toronto, Ontario
Joined August 2018
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The only reason I don't need to do this at Pearson is because I've been flying out of Terminal 1 Domestic for so many years I know the floor plan and sometimes even dream I'm there.
I need to lay eyes on that gate at the airport before I do anything else.
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I've had sex the night I met someone and I've had sex after six months of going out for dinner, and I can confirm it truly does not matter, if the vibes are good for both of you then do what feels comfortable, don't add stress you don't need.
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nous sommes charlie kirkland, nous avons low prices, nous nous battons pour, des hot-dogs Γ  1,50 $
Zoomez en bas de l'etiquette stp
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Extremely dumb and petty of Caesars, they should have HIRED him to help them set their betting lines, which is what the smart casinos do when someone can consistently beat their odds.
This 24 year old guy figured out how to beat a casino and won $800,000 The casino refused to pay him and gave him back just $50,000 and when he complained to gambling regulators, they sided with the casino. His name is Thomas McPeek, he’s from Chicago who still lives with his parents. Early 2024 - spends months reading sports betting books - studies football parlays - discovers Caesars is offering odds he believes are mathematically mispriced He realizes he might have found a way to beat the house. August 2024 McPeek walks into Horseshoe Casino in Indiana with around $30,000. Instead of placing a few enormous bets, he spends an entire week making hundreds of small wagers through self-service kiosks. (He doesn’t want the casino noticing his strategy) By the end of the week, he’s won $350,000. September 2024 He travels to another Caesars casino in Iowa. Same strategy. Another $450,000. October 2024 McPeek returns to Horseshoe to collect his money. But Caesars has other plans. The casino voids his winning tickets, accusing him of coordinating bets across state lines and splitting his wagers into smaller amounts to circumvent its rules. Instead of paying his winnings, Caesars returns his original $50,000. And that’s it. Another casino, Blue Chip, had already paid him $127,000 using his betting strategy. They simply banned him from coming back. McPeek complains to gambling regulators in Indiana and Iowa. Both side with Caesars. 2025 McPeek takes Caesars to federal court, demanding the winnings he believes he’s owed. Caesars argues that he violated the rules he agreed to when placing the bets and asks the court to dismiss his lawsuit. McPeek responds: β€œIt’s not like I can snap my fingers and make the bets win. They still have to win.” And he’s still fighting for his money. Imagine spending months learning how to beat the house, actually beating it, and then being told your winning tickets don’t count. But if those same bets had lost, would the casino have returned his $50,000? Tbh I don’t think so.
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This show is probably the most accurate adaptation of the Silver Age ever done
Batman and Superman switching costumes to trick Lex Luthor
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Genuinely I can't tell whether Gendo or Yui is the worse parent
worst family dinner oat😭
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This is what Hakeem Jeffries congressional leadership looks like for Dems. He will waste these next two years.
More Dem disarray: Veterans bill they were whipping against passed on voice vote after Dems failed to call for a roll call vote
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So it's a fucking visual novel lmao
β€˜MARVEL 1943: RISE OF HYDRA’ is reportedly light on actual gameplay, primarily using only one button throughout. The game has also been β€œsignificantly cut back from its original vision both in terms of length and content.” (Source: kotaku.com/marvel-1943-has-n…)
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Wait, if all the NPC character models in BOTW and TOTK use uMiis, and the Ocarina remake uses the same engine...are the NPCs Miis?
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Cyclists told me their protest to the removal of bike lanes would be that they'd take up the car lane. It is not acceptable to ride your bicycle on the sidewalk. You are putting pedestrians, your allies, at risk of harm.
A lot of people are biking on the sidewalk on bloor st now 😬
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Happy Birthday, Kamille Bidan! A true rebel at heart, Kamille joined the AEUG after witnessing the cruelty the Titans inflicted on everyone. What started as an act of rebellion lead to him becoming the pilot of the Zeta Gundam, where he became pivotal in the outcome of the Gryps War. For his birthday, let's wish him a great one! #zetagundam #gundam
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The price of slaughter meat will go up, but lab-grown meat is already on the market and far more ethical and environmentally sustainable to grow.
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were you trying to do A/B testing and accidentally uploaded all three samples?
We can beat Doug Ford. I'm ready to lead.
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A lot of dual citizens don't realize this, but if you have citizenship for a country and you are entering that country, you need to use THAT country's passport. It's not unique to the United States. Many countries won't even recognize your other citizenship as valid.
Being a dual citizen travelling to the US on a Canadian passport in today’s climate be like β€œdid you know you can get a US passport?” β€œWhy don’t you have a US passport?” β€œWhere is your US passport?” β€œMake sure next time you use your US passport”
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You can grow cannabis much more easily than you can distill hard liquor.
What makes alcohol such a fantastic business to be in, and weed such a terrible one ?
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Really funny today watching the same country that said "none is too many" pretend they fought in WW2 to save the Jews. You all rewrite history in retrospect to make yourselves feel pride you should not feel.
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I kinda feel like the new design is a bit over detailed for the weave of his clothes and hat, but I do overall like his body itself (face, hair, skin)
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Eggman isn't a terrorist, he's a freedom fighter
I joke about Paramount adding zionist propaganda to Sonic all the time forgetting they deadass already did
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