Okay, this is probably the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. 🤣🤣

Nov 9, 2026 · 9:51 PM UTC

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I holding my annual gender reidentification sermon that same day! What a coincidence!
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I’m confused. Is he skipping lunch or just eating at one o’clock?
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A 1-hour fast? Don’t we all do that already for like 21 hours a day?
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Only $39.95 a ticket.
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An hour of fasting? Nothing says humbling yourself before God for an hour inbetween meetings. Most spiritual fasts are at least 24 hrs and usually more. But this tracks for all these fake Christians ~ one hour which is something we all do every single day. Hawley is a dolt
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Be funny if some Dem-voting Christians (who DO exist!) were to show up to Praise the Lord and Give Thanks
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While they’re all there, we can make sure all the kids get gender surgery!
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There is no way I'm skipping lunch to seek the lord. Change it to 2 a.m. same day and I'll fast.
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Skipping lunch is quite the sacrifice.
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When is ol' Josh going to have his "Coming Out" party?
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Missouri is embarrassed by Hawley. He doesn’t even live in Missouri , worthless.
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Good! Take all the time and energy you want for praying and fasting.
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Insurrectionist Hawley says what?
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We should all take our lunches and go see what is happening!
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I thought this was a joke.
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Having a penis is a prerequisite.
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We're gonna sing Kumbaya and then storm the Capitol!
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I'm sure by 1:05 he'll be wrist-deep into a bag of salty dicks.
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Josh is a weak little bitch.
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LOL Josh Holy😅
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You are truly an ugly person in every sense of the word. Its funny though that you think you opinion means anything to anyone. It doesn't, obviously, but keep fuck bombing away, its such a good look
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They have to grip on something
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This is a fake tweet you retard!
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As a Missourian, I apologize for @HawleyMO. I guess after that excruciating hour-long fast, they'll head to the nearest all-you-can-eat restaurant for lunch.
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Is he gonna pray the gay away?
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Still not as funny as the footage of him dashing through Congress after his tough guy salute on Jan 6
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SNL couldn't even make this crap up.
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Not only is he a coward, hes a dumbass
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