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DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
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Greatest new song to come out of the World Cup! ⚽️❤️🇺🇸 Welcome To The Land Of The Free!🇺🇸❤️⚽️
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Her school told her she couldn’t read her pro-life poem cuz it’s offensive and political.
Now millions more will hear it and its powerful message
Please share! 👇
MUST WATCH: We asked the 13-year-old student who was barred from presenting her pro-life poem because it’s “offensive”, to read her poem so we can share it with the world.
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This is the poem @JeffcoSchoolsCo doesn’t want you to see.
Would be a shame if it went viral!
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Since some far left groups criticized @Freedom250’s Rededicate 250 event yesterday on the National Mall, it’s probably a good time to share this important truth again.
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Anyone in LA recognize this ass hole? Driving like an ass hole, with his poor dog hanging like this in the back of his truck on the 110. Please help identify this POS.
Let’s make him famous.
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Classic projection from Jessica Tarlov. She was born into immense wealth. She grew up in a $27 million home at 19 Jay Street in Tribeca. Mommy and daddy paid for her schooling at Bryn Mawr College and then paid for her to live and study in London.
She’s married to a millionaire hedge fund manager and landed her gig as the token airhead on FOX thanks to her friendship with Democrat pollster Douglas Schoen.
Jessica has never built or done anything on her own. To feel better about herself she says no one else has either.
Tarlov: AOC Made A Salient Political Argument, "The Idea That You've Done It On Your Own Is Just Not Founded In Reality" realclearpolitics.com/video/…
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🚨PULITZER PRIZE WINNING CARTOONIST WHO PORTRAYED PRESIDENT TRUMP AS A SEXUAL PREDATOR AND PEDOPHILE IN HIS VICIOUS ANTI TRUMP CARTOONS IS NOW ARRESTED FOR POSSESSING OVER 134 VIDEOS OF CHILD SEX ABUSE MATERIAL 🔻
This is Darrin Bell the Sacramento based artist who built his entire career drawing disgusting cartoons that smeared Donald Trump as some kind of sexual deviant while collecting his awards and pretending to speak for the disenfranchised. He won the Pulitzer for his so-called daring work attacking the Trump administration and he loved projecting every sick accusation imaginable onto the president. Now the mask is off. Sacramento County sheriffs arrested this 49 year old hypocrite after linking him to 134 videos of child sex abuse material plus computer generated child pornography making him the first person charged under Californias new law against AI created CSAM. The same man who spent years lecturing everyone about morality got caught with the real thing on his devices. The lefts favorite attack dog is finally exposed for exactly what he is.
How long will the media ignore this while they rush to defend every other fake artist like him?
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🚨Oh for fuck’s sake, Stephen Haines, 63, this retired IT nonce from Tadley, Hampshire — spent TEN FUCKING YEARS building a 171,000+ child abuse empire.
182 Category A — kids as young as 6 being raped, tortured, forced into bestiality, sadism, the absolute worst shit imaginable.
333 Category B
171,229 Category C
He “scored” them like a deranged collector, catalogued every single one on multiple devices, all ripped from dark web hellholes for his “future pleasure”.
Cops raided his house in June last year and uncovered the sickest digital dungeon you can imagine.
And Winchester Crown Court’s verdict? 12 months for the Category A mountain, 6 months for B, 4 months for the colossal C pile… ALL SUSPENDED FOR 2 YEARS, running at the same time. Walks out the door. No jail. Zero bars. Because he’s got “good character” and a fancy IT background.
Nearly 200,000 images of children being destroyed — raped, tortured, broken — and this monster gets a free pass because he’s “respectable”. Meanwhile those kids live with that horror for the rest of their lives.
The judge literally said “good character” outweighs almost 200,000 pieces of evidence of child rape and torture.
This is why people are done with the justice system.
Predators like Haines get sympathy while victims get nothing but nightmares. Spared prison for hoarding the largest collection of child abuse filth most courts have ever seen. It’s beyond disgusting — it’s a fucking insult to every child in those images.
Lock these cunts up for life or don’t pretend you give a shit about protecting kids.
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Matt van Epps is the Republican nominee in a special election for the US House in Nashville (Tennessee seventh district) on Tuesday December 2. Epps is a West Point graduate with 9 tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. He is endorsed by President Trump and is a solid conservative. His opponent Aftyn Behn has been endorsed by the Democratic Socialists of America, called for dissolving the Nashville Police Department, celebrated burning down police stations as ‘justified”, wants to abolish the nuclear family model , called Nashville a racist hub of white supremacy. It is very important that Matt win and you can help him at secure.winred.com/matt-van-e…
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Meet Jonathan Gruber~ he invented Obamacare
Called the American people "Stupid" says he wrote the bill in a way, to make sure the (CBO) did not score the mandate as a tax, if they did, the bill dies
The media never showed us this video, so you folks know exactly what to do
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🚨REPUBLICANS Need To Wake Up To Win The Midterms
The Democrats can run a goldfish for office and win.
They’re playing a different game, and unless we start playing we will continue to lose.
Stop talking about candidate qualifications, stop talking about your personal grievances with the party and get in the game.
The Democrats just elected a guy who said he wants Republican children to die in the arms of their mothers, and people still want to complain about the Republican candidate.
Understand the game, understand the moment, or continue to lose. 🇺🇸
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Our boys are learning how to lay new subflooring after removing old, rotted boards—building from the ground up, literally. 🛠️
This program is free for every family. No tuition, no fees—just community, faith & hard work shaping stronger men for America. 👊🏾🇺🇸
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Earlier today, CSPD K9 Roam and his handler were dispatched to assist in an incident involving a barricaded suspect. During the encounter, K9 Roam and his officer made contact with the suspect, and in the line of duty, K9 Roam was stabbed multiple times.
He was immediately transported to a local emergency veterinary hospital, where he remains in critical condition and is currently undergoing surgery.
Our hearts are heavy as we stand alongside K9 Roam’s handler and their family during this incredibly difficult time. We ask our community to join us in sending every bit of love, strength, and healing energy to K9 Roam as he bravely fights to recover.
K9 Roam recently joined the Colorado Springs Police Department K9 Unit and has already made an incredible impact, proudly serving as CSPD’s first Certified Gun Detection Dog. His courage, loyalty, and dedication to protecting our community embody the very best of what it means to serve.
For anyone who would like to donate to help support K9 Roam in his recovery and medical expenses, please go to: policefoundationofcoloradosp…
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Currently there’s a group with 77.6k members on @facebook, that’s doxxing and advocating violence against ICE officers. The admin is “Kae Rosado,” and I’ve included a list of the other admins, moderators, and “experts.” @DHSgov, @AGPamBondi, and @StephenM need to know about this.
