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Mr. Self-Distract. IYK,YK. Living in Ontario. Southpaw. Mama's only son. Too sweet for my own good.

Joined November 2010
“bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-nuk!" -James Joyce, Finnegan's Wake
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People are very good at finding reasons why their own behavior is understandable and yours is unforgivable
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I regret buying the Dril/Wint account in 2020 after getting all that Covid money, everyone has been so cruel ever since
I know that dril is obviously dead but it still shocks me every time a dril tweet comes across my timeline and it’s just some dude trying and failing extraordinarily to sound like dril
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The best way to make friends as a lonely adult is to keep tweeting into the void like a schizophrenic.
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Don’t let up off them for one second
This little liar got caught. Rep. Jonathan Jackson (D) @rep_jackson claimed he was stuck in a traffic jam so he couldn’t vote to impeach Pete Hegseth. But TMZ saw him on the steps of the Capitol 10 mins before the vote.
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Mortgage rates in Canada passed 21% in 1981. People still bought houses. They just paid a lot less for them.
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all of which came out between the time he was born and the time he started making movies, what are the odds?
Quentin Tarantino says there are 7 perfect movies • Jaws • Annie Hall • The Exorcist • The Wild Bunch • Back to the Future • Young Frankenstein • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Round and perfect
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RDJ doom sounds like oscar isaac’s apocalypse 💀
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The Knick is soooooo fucking good ???
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forg dumpling family :)
absolutely ridiculous and unserious dumplings dawg
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I’ve heard of sleep token before but never knew what they sounded like until today and it was so bad it affected my mood
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This is so goddamned funny
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13% approval rating.
Chuck Schumer tells The Washington Sun in an exclusive interview that he has enough support to become Senate Majority Leader.
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.....one button?
‘MARVEL 1943: RISE OF HYDRA’ is reportedly light on actual gameplay, primarily using only one button throughout. The game has also been “significantly cut back from its original vision both in terms of length and content.” (Source: kotaku.com/marvel-1943-has-n…)
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well it'd be pretty funny if it was true, I give it that
🚨JUST IN : MARVEL STUDIOS is reportedly in internal chaos following test screenings for 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY', with test audiences calling Scarlet Witch’s new Latverian-enhanced power state "uncomfortably brutal" and "borderline R-rated". ​Insiders report Doctor Doom infuses Wanda Maximoff with dark Latverian sorcery, leading to an uncensored sequence where she single-handedly obliterates the new Avengers lineup without speaking a single line of dialogue.
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