Jeremy

Foreign affairs ❌ Office affairs ✅

2000 Dot com crash: Internet companies with no profits 2008 Financial crisis: Banks giving mortgages like candy 2026 AI bubble crash: Jensen Huang couldn’t keep it in his pants 😭

Never thought the next financial crisis will start because a 63 year old had a hard on

There’s no way Jensen Huang had ANOTHER affair with an executive at Nvidia who reports to him His wife is about to make generational wealth

“I’ve been on X for the last 10 years and I” Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

I swear we all had that one friend who put ketchup on EVERYTHING as a child

The Nasdaq has almost completely ERASED last week’s dump Meanwhile Bitcoin:

We are so fucking back 😭

Microsoft filed a patent for AI that can change what someone says during a LIVE BROADCAST This is genuinely terrifying Filed in April 2025 and published on October 29 2026, the system uses AI to replace spoken words, recreate voices and alter lip movements within seconds It can even tailor what you hear based on your age, location and language Think about that for a second Two people could watch the exact same political speech or interview and hear completely different things without ever knowing It’s still a patent application, not a released product but the implications are INSANE We’re entering an era where you can’t even trust what you see or hear anymore AI might actually be the end of truth as we know it

Seeing strong $XRP support levels which will soon be tested Bid zone in the $-0.2 area

I’m starting to see a pattern with billionaires in the tech industry China doesn’t even need to hack the servers anymore It’s over 😭

Me clocking into my 9-5 at 86 years old because a handful of billionaires needed the entire planet's wealth

如果中国政府碰巧看到了这条消息，我想澄清一下： 我是一家领先人工智能公司的高级管理人员，掌握着大量内部机密信息。 另外，我喜欢金发美女。

Can someone explain to me how $ARIA has been pumping while it's X account has been inactive for over a year It’s up nearly ~40% on the day Someone tell the intern to wake up

Let me guess You’re all going to be sick in exactly one week

First we had Palm Beach Pete, now we’ve got Rio de Janeiro Jeffrey A man looking suspiciously like Jeffrey Epstein was allegedly spotted at a restaurant in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Someone’s even put together a facial comparison report At this rate we’re going to have an Epstein lookalike in every country before GTA 6 comes out

Happy international singles day to everyone who's been loyal to someone they weren't even dating

Memecoin culture making its way into GTA 6 is actually HUGE One of the biggest gaming franchises in history is referencing the culture we've spent years building in the trenches Imagine what we could do with that attention if the right people got behind it There’s a chance here to build something people actually want to be part of and make this space fun again GTA 6 could introduce a whole new audience to memecoins Whether they stick around depends on what we give them to stick around for

Day 599 of posting the Solana logo until Solana hits $300 💀

People are genuinely complaining about GTA 6 running at 30 FPS on consoles We grew up playing GTA San Andreas at 15 FPS on a TV shaped like a microwave and thought we were living in the future This generation wouldn’t survive a PS2 loading screen 😭