English is such a fucked up, basterdized and rebasterdized mix langauges that anyone who'se native to this mess of a langauge thinks other ones sound funny
truth is that english is fucked beyond the point of no return that it loops back to sounding somewhat good
Dutch sounds funny to English speakers because your language has nearly identical constructive syntax but significantly different constructive morphology to English and that means Dutch quotes routinely read like someone phonetically transcribed an English-speaking toddler.
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playing with dolls on twitter asside, i think its funny if you remember the soy right and magaloids endless bitching that shows made villains/demons morally gray in some cases, only to end up jacking off to dolls where they larp a literal galactic evil lmao
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Problem is, nobody HAS build a better launcher, nobody has build a store that offered a better experience
I saw a post of someone who contacted support after deleting their whole library in a mental breakdown, it was restored!
A former Epic Games dev says Steam has become almost impossible to compete with, even if someone builds a better launcher.
Kiaran Ritchie argues that developers aren’t really paying Valve’s 30% cut for its services, they’re paying for access to Steam’s huge player base.
He believes most Steam users simply have no reason to move to another store, even if it offers a better experience.
“They played capitalism so well they broke it.”
Ritchie says that Steam has become so dominant that developers can’t afford to ignore it, leaving them with no choice but to accept the 30% cut.
Name me any store besides maybe GOG that would do anything other than tell them “sorry but we can’t, fuck you youll have to buy em all again”
Nobody at @EpicGames seems to be able to comprehend WHY nobody likes them/other stores (Tim Sweeney bitching 24/7 doesn’t help either)
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Every fucking UK politician sounds both insane and insanely out of touch who doesn’t know shit about anything lmao
Than they’ll tweet at you like you’re insane for saying “you shouldn’t be fined or jailed for consensual footage of someone sitting on someone’s face”
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What was that one article about the right again?
"The interracial cuckhold theory of everything that explains the right" or something?
Either way it keeps being proven
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Unironically, what would you or the UK gov possible do if I replied to UK politicians with choking/breath play porn as form of protest?
It’s legal here,id say part of freedom of expression, will it just be censored/hidden under a “banned in the Cuck King- I meant United Kingdom”?
Since when was strangulation called ‘breath-play’?!
There is absolutely nothing playful AT ALL about someone trying to strangle you while having sex, when you didn’t ask for it, didn’t consent and are scared for your life.
WTAF…
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If I don’t respond to a dm I might genuinely have forgotten I got one in the first place after wanting to answer later
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PLEAAASSSE, THIS WOULD BE SO FUNNY!!!
@Canada I also need that Mass Effect sequel
Canadian politician calls on government to help BioWare workers buy the studio and run it themselves pcgamer.com/games/mass-effec…
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maybe the retards in charge of the white house should jail that orange pedophile and fire that ruSSian whore's cuck instead of bending over for ruSSia to unjail some more moron arrested specifically because the US is a house cucks who will bend over to ruSSia for anything lol
Should the Special Envoy have insulted the man, imperiled the release of an American citizen, and torched any possibility of finally resolving a war that has gone on for far too long?
These things are complicated. This is why you’re not a negotiator.
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The full thing is one of the funnies sketches ever lol
Saturday Night Live skit with The Rock: "I invented a child-molesting robot...its powered by solar rechargeable cells and it costs pennies to manufacture, and it can molest twice as many children as a a human..."
SNL crowd laughs hysterically......
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Whats with the rightoids doing the worst strawmans youll ever see when you point how their favorite billionaire used old tech to put on a show for shareholders and the mindles masses to domenstrate something that was already possible but applied in a way that's simply not usefull
Liberals when Edison introduced incandescent light bulbs:
“Is this REALLY necessary?
We have candles.”
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You’re gonna make a game that doesn’t suck complete ass or are you just gonna keep gooning to and bitching how much you find the Japanese or Korean characters ass better looking?
Gamers are not woke.
We're frustrated with our games, our movies, and our comics being co-opted by left-wing politics.
They call us 'chuds' to demoralize us, but I say we take that label and use it for good.
Lets build a political movement to take back our games and our country.
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Twitter I get the seperate in app tab thing when you click a link, BUT GIVE ME THE FUCKING PAGE IF I CLICK A HASHTAG
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I’ll binge season 3 probably when it’s final episode ends
BIT CHRIST ON A CRUCH CAN THIS BULLSHIT OF WILL THEY WONT THEY END!?
I’ve seen the clip of ep 3 end and both are just pissing me off at this point
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You know i shit so much on EGS its starting to feel old if it wasn't so justified
So for ONCE i'll give @EpicGames @TimSweeneyEpic a genuine question
WHY THE FUCK CAN I STILL NOT SEE MY LIBRARY IN BROWSER
What is this,how,why is seemingly the only way, looking at purchase history
We vibe coded the Epic Games Launcher to be faster than the other guy.
Don't believe us? Test it out for yourself in Preview:
launcher.epicgames.com
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being putins whore and calling it a call for dialogue as they openly mock how they never have and never will agree to anything is funny in a sad way Anna
but go ahead,the world is watching, and when you ask why nobody supports or believes you,look back at how you're a ruski whore
It’s interesting how advocating for open dialogue with one of the world’s largest nuclear powers to negotiate an end to a devastating war gets you labeled a “puppet” or a “shill.”
So let me ask the critics: What’s your plan to end the war?
If you refuse to open dialogue for peace talks, you’re part of the problem not the solution.
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putanist whores keep saying this while ignoring its putin who refuses time and time again Zelensky's call for a ceasefire to hold elections
When this war ends i think people like you should be hanged for siding with the ruSSians
Zelensky has not stood for re-election for years, contrary Ukraine's own constitution
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Under Ukrainian law, elections are prohibited while martial law is in effect, which was declared following Russia's 2022 invasion. Ukraine's constitution also provides that an incumbent president remains in office until a successor is sworn in. apnews.com/article/ukrain…
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