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Joe

@Joe_ICHTHUS

✝ Protestant My interests are religion, philosophy, bad jokes and the Oxford comma. My posts rarely accurately reflect my views.

Joined July 2024
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The historical Jesus is a myth created by NT scholars to sell more books about Q
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Finding out your buddy with a massive dong got diagnosed with a terminal disease: soooo, are you an organ donor?
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Scientific rival that’s a sci opp
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@cafeantinomie is my sci opp (and by this I mean friend who does science while I do none)
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as a man, why do you know anything about astrology
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Praying to Hume: Hume, I unbelieve; help my belief!
Canderous Ordoliberal 🪏🤠 (@butleriano) profile pictureCanderous Ordoliberal 🪏🤠@butleriano12h
Atheists are eventually going to start doing hero worship. Christianity and Islam also started out opposed to it. Early Puritans and Wahhabis tried to get rid of the saints but their descendants backslid. Your grandchildren will ask Camus to help them on homework.
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You don’t believe the waitress loves me because you didn’t see how she watched me drink my coffee black and eat the spiciest wings on the menu.
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You need to pick a brand new religion/belief system to follow. It can’t be the one you grew up with or any that you’ve held since. (For the sake of this question atheist/agnostic counts as the same thing) What are you now and, if you want to share, why?
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I have no idea. I should have thought about my answer before asking this lol
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The last 60 years of analytic philosophy feels a lot more like banalytic philosophy
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Hi twitter, this is Joe’s wife - Joe died today. Cause of death: he said “do you really need another travel mug?”
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@Joe_ICHTHUSNov 10
The horniest thing a man can do is enquire concerning human understanding
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WE'VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK
Phil Hoyeck (@PAHoyeck) profile picturePhil Hoyeck
@PAHoyeckNov 11
Replying to @PAHoyeck @Joe_ICHTHUS @m966021
Apparently my conclusion doesn't follow because P2 is false. It's actually that nobody knows the troubles I've seen BUT Jesus... which, of course, entails that Jesus is, if not God, a very powerful supernatural being, so... see you at Church :( xitter.twitterapi.xyz/PAHoyeck/status/212031…
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its never been more over :(
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@PAHoyeckNov 11
P1. If an omnipotent, omnibenevolent, omniscient God exists, then at least one person knows everything (source: definition) P2. Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen (source: popular song) C. Therefore, an omnipotent, omnibenevolent, omniscient God does not exist.
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>best party in sf >only 30% of ppl showed up
Hamed (@hamedinsf) profile pictureHamed
@hamedinsfNov 10
Takeaways from hosting the best party in SF history: 1. Only 30% of Partiful accepts actually show up 2. You are much more likely to get approved if your Partiful has a picture and some socials. 3. If you are a dude just message the host and offer to bring drinks. 4. More girls showed up than guys. What are you nerds doing! 5. We all need dancing lessons
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Logical positivists want to burn it all down by trying to fight firelosophy with firelosophy.
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I hope y'all are ready for the new holiday season
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Inductive arguments: Conclusions drawn from experience Deductive arguments: Conclusions drawn from logical reasoning Conductive arguments: Conclusions drawn from electrical currents Convective arguments: Conclusions drawn from hot air rising People missing out on the last two
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Tony Harrison
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Sperm as a service
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Wow this is crazy… literally still shaking… the Chinese sent ME a honeypot to get me to leak state secrets… brothing at the mouth that they thought they could turn me 😠
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