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Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer

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Joined December 2007
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NEW: The world is wondering why the Trump administration has not taken action against the company at the center of suspected Nvidia chip smuggling and an espionage scandal involving CEO Jensen Huang. Six high-level sources all pointed to one administration official who they say has repeatedly stood in the way: Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick. w/@MarcACaputo axios.com/2026/11/11/trump-l…
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🤭😃 I know, I know, we've all seen it already, but please indulge me, this is a timeless piece of Comedy Gold. Like a Monty Python sketch, this will never get old. 😂
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I spoke to detransitioner Philippa Roberts, who had a double mastectomy at 19 to live as ‘Caspar’ for over six years. She fears that the conversations she now has with women considering the same surgery could see her prosecuted if the Conversion Practices Bill passes. Gift link below ⬇️
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Thank you for serving a country that did not serve you.
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Absolutely ludicrous, leading a lot us us to wonder how something this disproportionate could possibly happen in Britain
Danny Tommo pleaded guilty to criminal damage at Portsmouth Crown Court today after slashing a migrant boat with no migrants on board. He has already spent approximately seven weeks on remand, yet remains in custody until sentencing on 18 November. I am no legal expert. but I always thought for criminal damage there had to be an owner/victim and I don’t believe in this case, there is unless the French lifeguard is claiming ownership by being on it? Is this really the United Kingdom we want to live in? Absolutely outrageous.
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,, Я живу без страху, і помру без страху " - боєць ,, Азову " Вадим Прокопчук. Герої не вмирають поки живе пам'ять о них. Українська земля буде вічно пам'ятати своїх Героїв.
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🚨 BREAKING: CNN uncovered multiple unredacted videos inside DOJ Epstein files, including footage where a girl says she is just 15 years old. These files sat in government custody for years.
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Nobody’s denying that you’re human or that you shouldn’t have the same rights as every other human. What you aren’t entitled to is everyone else’s agreement that you are what you claim to be, compliance with your quasi-religious views or the removal of women’s sex-based rights.
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🚨In another House flip, Democrat Raymond Smith has pulled off a major upset, unseating Republican Greg Murphy of Eastern North Carolina. Though Murphy led Smith narrowly on Election Night, he fell behind Tuesday as provisional ballots were counted. Despite aggressive Republican redistricting, Democrats have now flipped at least six U.S. House seats in North Carolina, and appear on track for one more. Republican Virginia Foxx was also trailing after provisional ballots were counted. If she loses, Democrats will have won 11 of the state’s 14 congressional seats. #HoldTheCrooksAccountable
🇺🇸 MISSISSIPPI MAKES HISTORY! It's called! Democrat Scott Colom defeats Cindy Hyde-Smith. The first Black Senator ever elected from the state and first Democrat since 1982. Congrats to America and @scott_colom
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Another good example of multiculturalism People from another country who actually like Britain and are happy to work with us
Gurkhas from The King’s Gurkha Artillery joined an honour guard from Swindon Train Station to London Paddington on 11 November for the Great Western Railways (GWR) Poppies to Paddington 2026, helping to commemorate those who lost their lives in conflicts past and present. #Gurkhas #Gurkha #Paddington #GWR #Poppies #Remembrance #Soldiers #Veterans
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🚨 The Department of Education has opened an investigation into schools that secretly transitioned children without telling their parents. Parents have a right to know what's happening with their own kids. Schools hiding this from families was never okay, and now there may finally be accountability.
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I’m at Leeds Civic Hall. @MothinAli is talking about Israel. It’s all about Israel. He’s talking about a fictional ‘genocide’ by Israel. He is telling Israelis what they are. He is telling them they shouldn’t exist. Israel Israel Israel. He’s councillor for HAREHILLS in LEEDS
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Positive news. Restore Britain now has over 90% of constituencies covered with 385 operational branches - more coming online all of the time. More to do, but the infrastructure we have built since March is remarkable. Restore Britain is ready for any national election. #RestoreBritain #RestoreBritainStafford #AimHigh #VoteLowe
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Worms in the soup. Sewage flooding prison corridors. Women forced to use dirty rags instead of sanitary products. Starvation, beatings, sexual humiliation, and the screams of Ukrainian soldiers being tortured behind prison walls. This is what Ukrainian combat medic Halyna Fedyshyn endured during nearly 20 months of Russian captivity. She survived the siege of Mariupol and the hell of Azovstal, only to face another nightmare in Russian prisons. Her testimony is horrifying. What she witnessed, what she suffered, and what she heard happening to her fellow prisoners must never be forgotten. I have published her story, including the terrible details of her captivity and the extraordinary strength it took to survive. Please read it. Share it. And remember the Ukrainians who are still suffering in Russian prisons. mykhailorohoza.substack.com/…
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🇬🇧 In 2020, Eleanor Williams (19) posted graphic photos of her injuries on Facebook and claimed she had been raped by a group of men. The post went viral and sparked outrage. Police investigated for months before reaching a shocking conclusion… her entire story was fabricated. She had inflicted the injuries on herself with a hammer and made a series of false rape claims against multiple men. Three of the men she accused later attempted suicide. One of the men spent 73 days in prison as a result of her lies. In 2023, she was convicted of perverting the course of justice and sentenced to eight and a half years in prison.
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What's the religion in Egypt ? Is it Buddhism ?
4 DAYS UNTIL COURT. PRAY FOR OUR BROTHER IN CHRIST, DR. AUGUSTINOS SAMAAN. On November 15, 2026, Egypt’s Court of Cassation is scheduled to hear his case. The Coptic Christian researcher is serving five years of hard labor after posting videos explaining and defending his faith in Jesus Christ. Egypt says it protects religious freedom. What does that promise mean if a Christian can lose five years of his life for speaking about Jesus? His mother died three months after he was sentenced. Supporters say her dying wish was to see her son free. Did he get to say goodbye? Was he allowed to attend her funeral? As a mother, I can’t imagine waiting for my child to come home and running out of time. religious humiliation and persecution by other inmates, cigarette burns that left his legs swollen, lice, restrictions on basic hygiene, and denial of medical care. Egyptian authorities must investigate his treatment and ensure he receives the care he needs. 🙏 Pray for his protection, his health, and his strength. Pray for the Lord’s divine intervention, for justice on November 15, and for the day he can embrace his loved ones in freedom. “If one member suffers, all suffer together.” — 1 Corinthians 12:26 FREE DR. AUGUSTINOS SAMAAN. Take action for our brother in Christ Dr. Augustinos Samaan⬇️⬇️ free-samaan.pages.dev/?v=15 #FreeAugustinosSamaan #ReformEgypt #EndChristianPersecution #ReligiousFreedom
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The best they had, I guess But count your blessings. It could have been Rayner
I haven’t watched PMQs for a while but my goodness Andy Burnham is useless. He has zero presence or authority. Stumbling over his words and looking like a deer in the headlights
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Helen Joyce very clearly states what the rest of us all know, but the abusive men in dresses want to feel 'special' & pretend they are one of us. They're not & they never will be, and that is one of the main reasons they despise us, they can never be us and it drives them crazy.
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Breaking: Cindy Hyde-Smith spoke to Scott Colom and has offered to release her hold on his judicial nomination.
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