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“You can’t spell Affair without AI” - Jensen Huang mutters to himself as he’s getting ready to bed his third mistress of the week
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Showing up to work after throwing up at the Christmas party and hoping nobody noticed
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If we don’t give away all our trade secrets to our Chinese spy mistresses then China will win.
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Boyfriend isn’t a Twitter person but he loves to make me laugh so he just writes drafts and shows them to me
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An alert: @HighyieldHarry is human. And he is an incredible human. Even incredible humans make mistakes. He takes full responsibility as he should. We should all support him and his family. Onward.
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18 yr old college student says Free Palestine and Bill runs a campaign to destroy their lives forever. 63 yr old CEO cheats on wife and mother of his children with a Chinese Spy:
An alert: @JensenHuang is human. And he is an incredible human. Even incredible humans make mistakes. He takes full responsibility as he should. We should all support him and his family. Onward.
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All of my enemies are being punished. I have no idea what I did to deserve this but I welcome it. Aaron Glenn, count your days.
BREAKING: Kalshi faces a $500,000 fine for every day it lets Michigan users bet on sports
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Tough week for Pat Mcafee. He sees the republicans get packed up in the midterms and realizes he’s being replaced on gameday by Rachel Maddow and now his would be assassins, the Utah Utes win the Holy War in dramatic fashion.
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Hey Cousin Sal, is this on the Mount Rushmore of Simmons scandals?
The Ringer founder Bill Simmons allegedly made $21,800 in proxy bets through FanDuel using his daughter’s boyfriend in Massachusetts. State regulators are investigating the 22 wagers and plan to hold a hearing on how FanDuel handled the situation. Via @Covers | ow.ly/NuHi5104vz4
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The world finally answered what it WestSide LA Guy was a mouse?
Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.
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Make it happen, America
yes I do think electing hot men to Congress is a winning strategy for the Dems
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I know it’s not real and will eventually bounce back because it’s the way this world is heading but having a massive AI sell off two days after the midterms makes me happy because a bunch of a SF chuds are having a terrible week.
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King Leopold right now
King Leopold, First of His Name, Lord of Leverage, Protector of Semis and Defender of the AI Trade, is.... BACK?!? If he's back... we're back ;)
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Hearing rumors several podcasts blew up
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I’m at the polls today and they are eerily empty. This is not good guys. You need to get out there and vote
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ITS OFFICIAL: Pat Mcafee has been replaced on college gameday by a bisexual from Bushwick
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You can just go into any data center and take whatever data you want it doesn’t matter anymore
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The ballots in Westchester are too thick to process and that makes me feel inadequate. Fix this @GovKathyHochul
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He walks the walk. He talks the talk. He can’t do both at the same time. Vote Mark Moran the next senator of Virginia.
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