The ecommerce OS for DTC brands scaling aggressively. Payments + checkout + CRM + funnels in one stack.
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Joined March 2025
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Tagada retweeted
HOLY FUCK.
Scaling direct response offers just became 10x easier...
Imagine PROMPTING your entire funnel into existence with AI.
And yes, I mean EVERYTHING.
VSL landers.
Advertorials.
Listicles.
Checkout pages.
Upsells.
The ENTIRE fucking funnel.
Whether you're running info, ecom, nutra...
Literally ANYTHING.
That's exactly what Tagada V3 is bringing to the table.
No developers.
No spending hours building pages from scratch.
Just tell the AI what you want and let it build.
Think about how INSANE this is for media buyers testing multiple offers.
You can go from an idea to a complete DR funnel without touching a single line of code.
The barrier to launching new offers just keeps getting lower.
Fucking crazy times to be in ecom.
Scaling Direct Response offers? We shipped Tagada V3 fully AI native.
-> Tagada.io
You prompt, it builds: landing, checkout, upsells, subs, AB tests, VIP club, email flows…
Best checkout & CRM on the market, multi-acquirer processing & card vaulting included.
Straight sales or MRR, it handles both.
Try it now. $500 credit on us.
Tagada retweeted
Scaling Direct Response offers? We shipped Tagada V3 fully AI native.
-> Tagada.io
You prompt, it builds: landing, checkout, upsells, subs, AB tests, VIP club, email flows…
Best checkout & CRM on the market, multi-acquirer processing & card vaulting included.
Straight sales or MRR, it handles both.
Try it now. $500 credit on us.
Tagada retweeted
Tagada V3 is now live! Full AI native.
If you are in direct response, this your sign to build funnel.
Scaling Direct Response offers? We shipped Tagada V3 fully AI native.
-> Tagada.io
You prompt, it builds: landing, checkout, upsells, subs, AB tests, VIP club, email flows…
Best checkout & CRM on the market, multi-acquirer processing & card vaulting included.
Straight sales or MRR, it handles both.
Try it now. $500 credit on us.
Tagada retweeted
“Make me a billion-dollar business, no mistakes plz.”
We can't promise the billion.
But we can help you launch your own telehealth brand without juggling a dozen different vendors.
Meet Tagada Rx.
One partner. Your brand. Your customers.
US patients only.
Apply now:
Tagada retweeted
Great evening surrounded by some very smart people in the payments and ecom mrr space
🤝 @eden_bch @JoinTagadaPay
Tagada retweeted
Didn't see this coming.
Applications: full in 27 minutes.
Waitlist: full in 3 hours.
The team already started onboarding our first merchants yesterday and will work relentlessly all weekend to get everyone on.
Running RUO or grey market GLP-1? Want to scale under a LegitScript certification? Apply here 👉 tagada.io/rx
I'm opening the waiting list now until Sunday 11:59 PM ET.
(Limited to 500 applications)
Running RUO or grey market GLP-1? … I just shipped the solution for you to scale.
-> tagada.io/rx/x
You run the ads, we take care of everything else.
LegitScript certified, licensed clinicians, pharmacy shipping and you are backed by TagadaPay payment processor.
Limited spots, then waitlist.
PS: priority goes to tagada existing merchants.
Tagada retweeted
Running RUO or grey market GLP-1? … I just shipped the solution for you to scale.
-> tagada.io/rx/x
You run the ads, we take care of everything else.
LegitScript certified, licensed clinicians, pharmacy shipping and you are backed by TagadaPay payment processor.
Limited spots, then waitlist.
PS: priority goes to tagada existing merchants.
Tagada retweeted
me: i’ll launch a telehealth brand, how hard can it be
doctor network: we’ll call you back in 3 weeks
pharmacy: who is this
legitscript: submit form 14B
payment processing: high risk. next.
me, 4 months later: still no first sale
then i saw @JoinTagadaPay put all four in one checkout. live in days, not months.
Running RUO or grey market GLP-1? … I just shipped the solution for you to scale.
-> tagada.io/rx/x
You run the ads, we take care of everything else.
LegitScript certified, licensed clinicians, pharmacy shipping and you are backed by TagadaPay payment processor.
Limited spots, then waitlist.
PS: priority goes to tagada existing merchants.
Tagada retweeted
ecom finds a new meta every few years. dropshipping, then NFTs, now telehealth 😂
this one’s actually hard to enter. doctors, pharmacies, LegitScript, payments, all have to work together.
@JoinTagadaPay put all of it in one checkout. live in days instead of months.
BFCM is weeks away, so someone’s about to build something.
🤝 Paid partnership
Running RUO or grey market GLP-1? … I just shipped the solution for you to scale.
-> tagada.io/rx/x
You run the ads, we take care of everything else.
LegitScript certified, licensed clinicians, pharmacy shipping and you are backed by TagadaPay payment processor.
Limited spots, then waitlist.
PS: priority goes to tagada existing merchants.
Tagada retweeted
The setup that got you to your first million rarely gets you to your tenth….
At 100 orders a day, losing 2 points of approval rate is a bad day.
At 5,000 orders a day, it's 100 lost orders.
Each point gets more expensive as you grow,
Tagada is built for the scaled version of your store.
Tagada retweeted
Quick preview of Tagada v3. The best ecom checkout and CRM on the market just got a full AI-native rebuild. Rolling out to all merchants end of this month. Right in time for Q4.
Our beta testers are already on it. Feedback is unanimous: nothing on the ecom market comes close.
What’s shipping:
- Co-pilot AI agent: talk to it, it builds. Products, funnels, storefronts, checkout, payment flows, emails. Ask for recommendations, auto-optimization happens live.
- New visualization system at the core of the CRM, including live preview of what you’re building with the SDK. Our Canva moment.
- Brand new UX/UI
- Major subscription upgrades: DealClub rebuilt, new customer portal, next-level MRR mechanics
- Builder fully rebuilt from scratch. Hundreds of checkout and funnel templates. AI-native. Best builder on the market, period.
- Connect Shopify, WooCommerce, or run it all end-to-end on Tagada. Prefer code? Our SDK runs on Claude or any AI tool.
We raised the entire game. Merchants are about to grow revenue like never before.
And we’re offering processing to all qualified merchants within 24h.
If you’re not on Tagada yet, you’re already behind.
Tagada retweeted
@JoinTagadaPay If you want processing with peace of mind
P.S. We accept high-risk businesses
Tagada retweeted
TagadaPAY is now LIVE
•Vault for your subscription tokens
•Dynamic pricing based on your risk
•Live in 24h on Shopify, WooCommerce, or build with your favorite AI using our SDK
•Onboarding entities from US, Canada, UK, EU, UAE, HK, ANZ, and more. Processing in 150+ countries
•D+2 payouts
•Real human support alongside our AI. Over $100,000/month accounts get dedicated AMs with real terrain experience
#tagadarmy
“Help me. Shopify just suspended my account.”
Someone posts this on X every single day.
Every day, another brand dies.
Money frozen. Subscriptions dead. Customer cards locked inside a processor they can’t access anymore.
They didn’t do anything wrong. They just scaled too fast.
Quick background on me: I ran multiple 8-figure ecom businesses. Dropshipping, subscriptions, nutra, wellness. I got so many of those “Your account is under review” emails from Stripe, Shopify Payments and PayPal.
So I decided to change how this industry works.
Teamed up with my co-founders and built Tagada Pay.
A processor built for scaling DTC, subscriptions, nutra, wellness, the verticals traditional processors call “high-risk” and treat like criminals.
Here’s what we did differently:
- Merchants own every card token. Switch processor anytime, keep every subscription active. No more losing years of LTV overnight.
- Dynamic pricing based on your real risk, not on how fast you grow. Because being punished for scaling is insane.
- Live in 24h on Shopify, WooCommerce, or build with Claude using our SDK.
- Onboarding entities from US, Canada, UK, EU, UAE, HK, ANZ, and more. Processing in 150+ countries.
- D+2 payouts. Because cashflow kills more brands than margins.
- Real human support alongside our AI. Bigger accounts get dedicated AMs with real operator experience.
With BFCM around the corner, there’s no better time to introduce the processing infrastructure built for scaling ecom brands.
Tagada retweeted
“Help me. Shopify just suspended my account.”
Someone posts this on X every single day.
Every day, another brand dies.
Money frozen. Subscriptions dead. Customer cards locked inside a processor they can’t access anymore.
They didn’t do anything wrong. They just scaled too fast.
Quick background on me: I ran multiple 8-figure ecom businesses. Dropshipping, subscriptions, nutra, wellness. I got so many of those “Your account is under review” emails from Stripe, Shopify Payments and PayPal.
So I decided to change how this industry works.
Teamed up with my co-founders and built Tagada Pay.
A processor built for scaling DTC, subscriptions, nutra, wellness, the verticals traditional processors call “high-risk” and treat like criminals.
Here’s what we did differently:
- Merchants own every card token. Switch processor anytime, keep every subscription active. No more losing years of LTV overnight.
- Dynamic pricing based on your real risk, not on how fast you grow. Because being punished for scaling is insane.
- Live in 24h on Shopify, WooCommerce, or build with Claude using our SDK.
- Onboarding entities from US, Canada, UK, EU, UAE, HK, ANZ, and more. Processing in 150+ countries.
- D+2 payouts. Because cashflow kills more brands than margins.
- Real human support alongside our AI. Bigger accounts get dedicated AMs with real operator experience.
With BFCM around the corner, there’s no better time to introduce the processing infrastructure built for scaling ecom brands.