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Replying to @atrupar
Fox would be losing their goddamn minds right now if a democrat did this.
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How much cash do they have?
$ZURA the reason why "Show me the Data" is my mantra in biotech.
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CHUCK SCHUMER has been in political office continuously since January 1, 1975. CHUCK SCHUMER has been in political office for 51 years and 10 months. 51 years. Democrats have achieved a historic win. Let's seize it with *NEW leadership* to build a better tomorrow together.
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Keith_Simonian retweeted
IT'S FUCKING TWITTER FOR LIFE.
Stop calling it Twitter. It's X.
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Keith_Simonian retweeted
Just for those needing clarification: This is a catch against 133 FBS teams. Unfortunately, Texas is the 134th. Apparently, the rules come with a burnt-orange exception. 🙄🏈
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Keith_Simonian retweeted
Rumor has it that Susan Collins tried to concede via text, but autocorrect kept changing ‘concede’ to ‘concerned’…
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Keith_Simonian retweeted
This isn’t hard. He lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Washington, DC.
I'd love to speak to the MAGA political consultant that put together the focus group that said Thom Tillis and John Cornyn needed to be jettisoned from the GOP or Lindsey Graham's sister was ready to run for the senate.
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Keith_Simonian retweeted
conservatives continuing to think that land votes will forever prove the intelligence gap between the left and the right.
Kathy Hochul “won” New York.
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Keith_Simonian retweeted
They’re always SO courageous…after the fact.
Governor DeSantis GOES OFF on Vivek Ramaswamy. “How bad did they beat Vivek like a drum? Now, part of that was Vivek, quite frankly. I don't know why they would have pushed him to be the candidate there. My mom's from Youngstown. Ohio is a working-class state, very blue-collar. You know, Vivek, he's like a tech guy, did this Alzheimer's drug, and he wants to bring in people, foreign worker on visas. That is not the type of person that's going to sell. And I know he shot himself in the foot. I know he did a lot of other stuff to make it a real landslide against him. But even with that, it's like, you got to meet the voters where they are on some of this stuff. I think we would have done better in Ohio had we had a candidate that was more representative or more in tune with the interests of kind of these blue-collar people that make the backbone of Ohio. But they got blown out there.”
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Keith_Simonian retweeted
Omg it's really gonna be every fucking time with you people
Kathy Hochul “won” New York.
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Susan Collins revealing that she really is the petulant, entitled, whiny sociopath we all thought she was is the least surprising news story of the week.
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Keith_Simonian retweeted
Replying to @CarlHigbie
What if I told you that land doesn't vote? God, you are a stupid piece of shit.
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Gratuitously stolen:
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Keith_Simonian retweeted
This is precisely why she had to lose. Completely incapable of taking accountability for anything, ever. Good riddance.
NEW: In a bitter post-defeat interview with one of her favorite beltway media errand-runners (Carl Hulse of The New York Times) Susan Collins lashes out, putting the blame for her loss squarely on the voters themselves; says Mainers lost sight of what matters. #MEpolitics
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Keith_Simonian retweeted
And he told them to vote like he was on the ballot…and they did.
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Ted Cruz posted, "I am the only statewide elected Republican left in Texas." He added, "And I'm in Cancun"
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