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Have y’all seen this video of three white female college students at Ole Miss making monkey noises in front of a ring doorbell camera?
I completely see why this was a national news story.
Kenny Webster retweeted
Woke and MeToo are back.
Nvidia cut off its Huang becoming the first trans-semiconductor manufacturer.
BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, CEO Jensen Huang has resigned as CEO, President, and member of the Board of Directors, effective immediately.
From Eve to Helen of Troy to that guy who used to own the Clippers. Poontang has claimed another victim.
#BREAKING
Jensen Huang has resigned as Nvidia CEO, ending more than three decades at the helm of the company he co-founded
CFO Colette Kress has been named interim CEO as the chip giant begins its search for a permanent successor.
Harvey C. Jones has also been appointed NVIDIA’s first-ever board chair
Huang turned Nvidia from a graphics chipmaker into the world’s leading supplier of AI chips
His departure comes days before the company reports earnings on November 17
Welp, the CEO of Nvidia has stepped down. Once again a brilliant man's historic empire was destroyed over the love of poontang.
Happy Veterans Day to my grandpa, Anthony John Gatto.
A fluent speaker of Italian, at the end of WW2 the US military sent him to Italy to convince disenfranchised G.I.s to come home to their wives.
Yes, really.
Houston! China's paying activists to block American data centers. At The Riot Saturday, the only foreign influence is the Mexican beer, and it's cheap.
3 days to my last Houston show of 2026. Charity night for Wheelchairs For Warriors.
Sat 11/14, 7 PM, 1925 Washington Ave
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20 years ago Russia pumped a lot of money into anti-oil and gas activism in America
Today China is pumping lots of money into anti-data center activism
We should reject both movements
Oil and data centers are good for America
Incredible stuff.
A Maryland mall closed down over 20 years ago and the lot has been sitting vacant since. A developer planned to invest $5 billion in a data center.
Instead, a China-tied group worked with a local activist to block the development.
freebeacon.com/china/grassro…
Dana White as White House press secretary would be incredible. Every briefing would end with CNN tapping out.
Happy Veterans Day! A friend just donated 30 tickets to our comedy show on Saturday. If you served our country and you’d like to attend our charity comedy show free of charge on Saturday night at The Riot Comedy Club in Houston, DM me or comment below and I’ll add you to the list (while supplies last).
If you’d like to purchase tickets just click the link in the comments section.
That song is older than Leonardo DiCaprio‘s girlfriend
New Music Alert 🚨
Just heard this new song MAPS by a groups called the YEAH YEAH YEAHS really good new group dope song 🎧
Check these guys out,
#kareno #yeahyeahyeah
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Houston! Happy Veterans Day. Corporate America honors vets with a 10% coupon and a land acknowledgment.
Saturday I'm doing standup at The Riot for Wheelchairs For Warriors. My last Houston show of 2026. Sell it out.
Sat 11/14, 7 PM, 1925 Washington Ave
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Houston! Nvidia's CEO allegedly got honeypotted by an AI beauty filter. We can't help him. But we CAN help veterans. 🇺🇸
Saturday is my last Houston show of 2026, a charity night for Wheelchairs For Warriors at The Riot. No producer. No dump button. No mercy.
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In case you're wondering if it was "right wing extremists" or Hamas-sympathizers... you already know.
Come see us at our charity comedy show in Houston on Saturday:
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Went to the River Oaks Country Club for the Texas Bar Association annual cocktail thingy. Met a pretty girl.
Come to our charity comedy show in Houston this Saturday:
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Islamic extremists destroyed Santa's bones right before Xmas.
Anytime a right wing extremist does anything wrong the liberal media expects Trump to publicly disavow the behavior.
I'm sure they have the same standard for Zohran Mamdani and Abdul El-Sayed, right?
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