So America turns 250. That's cute. My local pub is 364 years old.

Jul 3, 2026 · 11:27 PM UTC

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Damn, I should have got a blue tick before hitting send on this, maybe then I could afford some of that sweet AC I've been hearing so much about. Anyway, trump is a sex offender, elon musk has no real friends, free Palestine.
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Eh your empire is dead as fuck tho sun set on your tea sipping asses when we took over lol
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*arses
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What a shit hole 😂
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Not the pub I'm talking about. I do not live on fleet Street.
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You'll at least have to buy me dinner before I suck it, pal
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Does it have air conditioning?
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What's that?
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Still lost the war fag-ot.
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No need for homophobia, cunt
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Congratulations, then you can celebrate with us there.
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Does the pub have a framed copy of the Quran yet?
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How would the bartender lead the mandatory prayers 5 times a day if it was framed?
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u didn’t get democracy until 80 years after America
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How's that working out for you?
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BFD. You have an old pub. You military hasn’t won a battle on its own since ?
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Big talk for guys who have all the money, tech and bodies but have lost every war they've fought for decades.
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How many times have your wife and daughters, um, ENTETAINED your local migrant rape gangs? As many as year your shit hole pub is old?
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How many of epstein's associates have been arrested?
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Well, if it wasn’t for America, you would be sitting at the pub right now only allowed to drinking Munich Dunkel and speak German instead of having shitty British beer in your non-air-conditioned pub.
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If it wasn't for the Soviets they'd have fucked all of us up.
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