Internet imp for 30+ years. Hoping to make people laugh and smile and maybe think a little. Happily retired electrical engineer. I did it my way.
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I'm going to predict it here first: J.B Pritzker's million dollar poker winnings are tied into this mob/NBA rigged poker game thing.
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Best statement from a President in my lifetime.
On Maduro: "He doesn't want to fuck around with the United States. Thank you everybody! Goodnight!"
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One of antifas most effective tactics is to send in "counter protestors" who are actually antifa too. It helps get the locals riled up, and makes for great propaganda videos.
That is what is happening in Portland tonight.
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Phew, so many major headlines in the news the last few days.
I'm now mostly caught up on my X reading about it all.
And I'm feeling something unusual, but it feels good.
It's a feeling I haven't felt in several years.
And I just realized what it is.
It is SO. MUCH. WINNING!
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I woke up this morning and saw that today is Pansexual Pride Day.
So I told my wife to get out of bed and into the kitchen and fry us up a pan of bacon!
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Kamala is on SNL where the host made nasty racist jokes against Asians. And Catholics.
They're much worse than anything said by the environmentalist comedian at the Trump rally a few days ago.
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I loved the Trump/Elon discussion. But it sounded like they ran Trump's voice through a Buddy Hackett filter. NTTIAWWT!
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With all the talk about roof slants this way and that way, I wonder if my old buddy @RonColeman might come in and settle this case once and for all!
He has sort of done that before, you know.
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