If you crash tonight doing donuts in a parking lot, that’s between you and Jesus. We’re tired.

Jan 25, 2026 · 5:23 AM UTC

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You heard 'em, boys, the cops are gonna stand aside and let us donut like Jesus intended!
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How about Amish doughnuts? 😁 xitter.twitterapi.xyz/clovis1931/status/2015…
Amish Donuts...... love it 😂
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Not for nothing, but up north here, when we teach our kids to drive, it’s common to bring them to an empty parking lot and have them do donuts in the snow. Helps them learn how to steer, brake, & understand how to control the vehicle. Let er rip. ⛄️
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Jesus take the wheel
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Understood but but but SNOW 🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨
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How else are you going to learn how to drive in the snow??!
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Tf goin on in Louisville, Kentucky 😭😭😭
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Amish Donuts 😂😂😂
Amish Donuts...... love it 😂
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But please record it and upload it to X, wether you do it perfectly or destroy your wheels on a curb. In fairness there is a lot of learnings when playing in ice and snow that can be life saving on the road, I learned a lot from skidding and spinning the car in car parks and empty roads
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That's awesome. Most people won't crash, but will gain valuable information about traction in winter conditions. I live in NH and go to a parking lot every year and refresh my snow driving instincts.
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YOU MADE X Headlines!!!
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Best police media relations team out there! 🔥😂 Much respect @LMPD!
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Thank you for the reminder.
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oh no!
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🤣🫡respect to this admin
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It's not surprising ya'll don't go chasing after people doing donuts, because ironically, ya'll eat too many of them. 🥸
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@LMPD – at Toronto, Ontario
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🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩
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I do mine on the ice
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Your social media manager needs a raise 🙌
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That’s how I learned to drive 😂
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😂😂😂
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Best response ever.
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Thank you for all you do 🔥🫡🔥
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Got to respect the honesty here. God speed.
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🤣🤣🤣
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The world isn’t real bc ain’t no way man lol
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