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Men and women are not built the same. The clothing is designed to call attention to hips and bust on women, it was designed with a woman's body shape in mind. Same as the dance. To call attention to attractive feminine aspects buff men lack. A man doing it lacks the right proportions to make it work. It's calling attention to areas where there's nothing going on, it's moving in ways that's only enhanced by the presence of the feminine form. It's why male strippers don't emulate women strippers, they develop their own routines that calls attention to assets they exclusively have that people find appealing.
There's no fluidity to a blocky man trying to emulate the flow of a feminine dance and movement in an outfit designed for women's bodies that doesn't fit him. It just comes across as rigid and emulatory. It's just a guy shaped like flat blocks trying to emulate the flow of proportions he doesn't have, wearing an outfit designed to call attention to proportions he doesn't have. It's why a man walking tough looks different to when a woman walk tough. And when it doesn't work it's almost always because an actress just tries to emulate how a tough man walks but his body is built different, that's why he walks that way.
It's why I despise androgynous fashion because they still haven't figured it out yet and just put women's clothing designed for women over centuries of refinement on a man and calls it a day. Men and woman's fashion are not totally interchangeable, not always but mostly they were designed specifically to flatter and fit the different forms.
Even masculine/male clothing worn for women has to be form fitted and altered right or you've seen the results on women celebs who ignore that rule. They just look like they're dressed in their dads suit, baggy, formless, making their heads look tiny, it looks ridiculous but nobody will look at them wearing the wrong suit and say that means wearing suits at all looks equally as embarassing. Whilst someone with sense has a male suit altered or has a woman specific suit that takes the difference in proportions and body form into mind. It's why the butler fit works for men and a maid costume comes off as a silly costume a man squeezed into for a frat bro joke.
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It's totally wild seeing it honestly. Only the Godzilla fandom get's two different, highly successful cakes. With Godzilla basically taking over the world right now. More movies, more merch, more releases of all the stuff you could only previously get in Japan. All thanks to the two studio system and they just complain that they have two cakes instead of just one.
Like just enjoy the ones you like! why is it so hard for people. Why do people fight so hard, demanding less Godzilla just because someone else might enjoy a version they don't. It's so unfathomably petty because in no way does the MV take anything away from the Japanese releases. So it's not like MV existing denies them anything they want, it actively helps fund those movies. It's just straight up "I have my toy of the character but you shouldn't be allowed yours" It's one thing to not like it, it's another to actively campaign to have it taken away for no reason other than spiting other fans.
GODZILLA É A UNICA FRANQUIA ATUAL, QUE CONSEGUE TER DUAS VERSÕES ACONTECENDO AO MESMO TEMPO, COM TEMÁTICAS E OBJETIVOS COMPLETAMENTE DIFERENTES E MESMO ASSIM FUNCIONAR SUPER BEM
Enquanto os filmes do Minus são mais sérios, dramáticos, realistas e agradam tanto um publico mais casual e críticos
Os filmes do Monsterverse são mais divertidos, despretensiosos e buscam agradar um publico que só quer ver algo divertido no cinema
E os dois são bons, Godzilla sempre foi tanto uma franquia séria, quanto uma franquia mais boba e divertida e em vez da gente criar uma rivalidade, porque a gente não aproveita as duas versões e agradece por Godzilla pela primeira vez, ter duas versões grandes no cinema, que focam nas duas coisas ao mesmo tempo e são boas dos seus próprios jeitos?
I always prepare to cringe when I know there's going to be American or European characters appearing in Japanese or Korean productions because they don't seem to know what feels natural or not when directing English speakers. And more often than not the calibre of actor they have access to, who can speak both languages is more a casual hobbyist, someone who might appear in Asylum movies as an navy officer with one line of dialog.
So you'll have these bigger budget productions with serious actors and then a random English speaking guy will show up right out of Sharknado, delivering the cheesiest performance that's completely at odds with everyone around him and nobody seems to notice.
They don't have to produce the monsterverse, they don't have to finance it, they just have to licence the characters and do approvals and an overseas studio produces a Godzilla film every few years in the overseas market. That also makes them lots of money and you think that they're going to end that so they have to do all the work themselves? there's literally zero benefit to them ending that relationship.
And the MV and Japan side of Godzilla are producing two entirely different genres of Godzilla capturing different eras of Godzilla that coexist. They literally get double the money, double the production and expand the market for their product for next to nothing on their end.
The Monsterverse is given zero credit as to why they are now able to produce these big blockbuster Godzilla movies in Japan after such a long drought and failing interest. It's just seen as this thing that was never that important, had negligible impact, was just there to fill a gap and can now be disposed.
A complete disrespect for all it's done for the Godzilla IP. People have Minus movies thanks to these movies making so much bank and basically firmly, finally planting Godzillas footprint overseas with general audiences and not just the random Godzilla super fans who make reviews on YouTube and imported all their merchandise. Toho were probably fist bumping and cheering to see the monsterverse succeed and finally give them a door to the global market. Godzilla vs Kong pulled the cinemas out of their free fall with covid. Yet it's always so disrespected and not given its dues.
I wanted to see a proposal in the first but knew it wouldn't be possible with the story. So I was looking forward to seeing it in a sequel or something more, like a kiss but they skipped the marriage bit and I still didn't get an on screen kiss.
「ゴジラマイナスゼロ」での敷島と典子は夫婦だが、安易なキスシーンとか無いのが"映画的には凄く良い"のだけど、描かれてない範囲でさえもこの2人って"夫婦の営み"が無いのでは？と感じてしまう。
"本編中"に典子が"目や首筋の秘密"を敷島に見せてるし、旅館の場面も1人で温泉入っおいでな感じだし。
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MInus Godzilla has a powerful attack and good regen but the issue is he's just too small and slow with a long recharge. Mecha was moving like he was hopped up on drugs and was dunking MV Godzilla around. Also it's proven that anything that moves faster than glue can dodge Godzilla's attack in Minus. MV Godzilla and Mecha had an entire fight by the time Minus G/G finished their first. Minus almost lost to a much smaller and slower Ghidorah, so I don't think he'd stand much of a chance against Mecha.
I actually like what they did with him. Whilst I'd be totally open to an actual human villain, not just military guys but some mad scientist type. I appreciate the message of the character and his arc. Even if a bit sudden, I feel he should have had one more moment of doubt in-between, him seeing people bravely fighting on the side of preserving life finally changing his mind rather than one conversation. I feel they needed more scenes of the new characters getting to know each other more, so their new bonds inspire them further.
Despite obviously not being religious it kind of feels as such in some ways. A man who was consumed by anger, lost in darkness ready to commit acts of equal evil for revenge and lose his soul in the process. Is guided by someone when he's at his lowest moment, someone who feels they have already lost their own way and is trying everything to change for the better. Trying now to save his soul and lead him out of that same darkness. To pass his mission to him.
And by the end, instead of a destroyer, he accepts his new life with an calm inner peace of being a Shepard. He now sees opponents as misguided people who require guidance into the same light, a happy challenge for him. I love the moment at the end where he looks into the sky and talks to Noda when the soldiers arrive. That saying basically "look, more people that need enlightening, guidance" and with a smile. He's ready for his new mission in life, to defeat the evils of destruction by spreading the message of life.
They should rerelease it in 4K as Zilla and add a post credits scene of a Japanese official on the phone to the American government, explaining that they've been tracking Godzilla so it wasn't Godzilla but a different Kaiju that attacked New York. And the Americans decide to call it Zilla, in reference to the initial confusion.
Part of my problem with new Ghidorah is that it's a bit too much like a regular dragon. The way it stands, it's wings, the way it moves around, sleeping curled up in the mountains. It's just feels too much like Drogon with gravity breath instead of fire. It crawls around with it's head/s down, on it's claws, wings folded up. It spends the first bit of the movie just being a wild dragon from GoT.
It's second form was better but I don't want to own a generic dragon statue that could be from anything. Hell this could be from reign of fire. You shouldn't have to tell someone who see's it that it's not from house of the dragon but is actually Ghidorah and big kaiju. I felt it's first form could have been a lot better. The second looks a lot more like the way it should but I still don't like that it's a bit too grounded. Skulking around walking on its folded up wings, a big animal, designed with things in mind like how it eats, sleeps and sh*ts and less larger than life mythical god being, where you don't think about that kind of stuff because grounding it isn't the point.
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Claire was annoying. I liked her at first but the whole "I was in a death race with no rules and my husband died" plot was annoying. Not because she wanted revenge but because she was trying to frame it like the other driver wasn't following the rules and cheated when there are no rules and they knew that going in, like they're completely fine flatlining other drivers.
Also went straight to my annoying character list when V asked if she wanted to race with her again and she straight up said "I was just using you V, I don't want to hang out with you" after I helped her out winning all those races.
I personally feel Ghidorah should be regal and a bit of a poser who puffs his chest out and displays his wings up and works towards a higher self serving goal. A dragon version of an arrogant saiyan prince coming to earth to challenge Godzilla for supremacy and conquest. But I understand if people like the Umbrella bioweapon thing MZ Ghidorah has going on. He feels sort of like Nemesis where it's always changing, not totally my thing but I can understand.
I wish I didn't feel the need to counter signal with basic criticisms of new Ghidorah rather than just enjoying their differences but the scales feel so out of balance right now. Like liking the new one more just makes you better than other fans. Even though it's clear the director was clearly inspired by and loves the American movies a lot (half the final fight was aspects taken from those movies, even the Godzilla glowing spine used as an axe) since new Ghidorah is way more inspired by the American one more than any other (and Drogon) I mean it's one of the most western looking dragons ever at the start and could have leaped right from Game of Thrones.
But everyone seems to be intent to not even allow the concept that others might not think its actually perfect, the best thing ever made and if you don't think so you're an IDIOT, a MORON with ZERO TASTE and NO BITCHES and it's the best objectively for all time. But even that's fine. What isn't is they also have to make sure everyone knows whatever came before it, American or rubber suit was dogshit compared to new thing. Godzilla films slumming it until we finally got to the one true Godzilla movie, the one true Ghidorah. One for elevated fans with better taste than the riff raff. Like most of these people it seems like this is their very first Ghidorah, maybe even Godzilla movie and they're already decided to disrespect decades of what came before because new is always better and this is theirs so it's going to be better.
I wish the two could just coexist and it's different types of ghidorah for everyone, but no, it's OH MY GAWD TAKE THE MONSTERVERSE AWAY, END THAT TRASH, I BETTER NOT SEE ANOTHER DOGSHIT DUMBASS AMERICAN GHIDORAH AGAIN AFTER THIS. THIS IS HOW GHIDORAH HAS TO BE FOREVER NOW. NO MORE OTHER INTERPRIATIONS, WE'VE PEAKED!
Those people don't want you to enjoy their thing even if you already do. They want to make sure you can ONLY enjoy their version and demand the one you like is taken away and was always dogshit for the trash and you're less of a fan for liking it. I admit I was disappointed with the movie but I still enjoyed my time watching it and left thinking it was perfectly fine but the discourse after has really soured it and now I just don't really want to think about the Minus movies much anymore outside of just isolated aspects. I know it's not everyone but it's starting to feel like a film snobs meet up where they can pat themselves on the back for being better fans with higher taste over a Godzilla fan celebration.
Don't know why people have decided Zero Ghidorah is some sadist demon who was planning to end bloodlines because it never came across in the movie. He's a giant animal you can avoid if you can follow the weather report. I never got the sense of higher intelligence or thought.
Meanwhile KotM Ghidorah which is now apparently the butt of everyone's insults and totally the worst Ghidorah to ever exist, a useless nobody in comparison (seriously what did Zero Ghidorah do other than drop some buildings, to get so much praise) was actively plotting world domination and planned to turn earth into hell so he can rule as the devil. He was actually taking steps to accomplish his plan, not just reacting to stimuli.
Honestly I can see it working but they'd have to lean hard into the gentlemen spy bit of Bond. Where he mainly uses brains and understandings of social status and class to do his job over combat. Like the new Bond would have to lean heavily into the spy stuff. Infiltration, investigation and sabotage then action, over just pure action.
And honestly that has been lacking in Bond for a little while. They seem to focus all out on set piece action sequences but there was Bod movies where he spent half the time undercover. Taking out assassins whilst maintaining it. Only for the villain to reveal he's known all along and try to feed him to sharks or something. It's fun, they can bring back the glamour and downtime in these movies.
Rich locations, expensive hotels, wining and dining with the most powerful villains. Taking out an assassin wearing an eye patch in between massages with beautiful women. They could bring all that back...they won't but they could. But I hear something about like "woke 2.0" or something. So he'll probably be lead around by his co star, who is the real best agent the whole movie.
Even in the game it was so blatantly obvious that his flashbacks were 90% bullsh*t and that Adam probably never even met the guy. Let alone knows his name. The only impact he had on him was having similar taste in guns and cars. How much of a crazy egotist Silverhand is came into sharp focus when he genuinely thought Arasaka took Alt to get to him. Despite him just being some rando she was with at the time and them unceremoniously stabbing him and leaving him in the gutter like any other gonk. Like the concept she's important and he's just some band member screaming anti corpo stuff in clubs that they don't even notice doesn't even register to him.
"It must be a great day for you that you finally caught your arch nemesis Johnny Silverhand huh"
Arasaka:
