The Layman's Seminary

It’s ADDS—Anti-Dispensational Derangement Syndrome. There are three strains M, E, and S: mental, emotional, and spiritual. The Mental (ADDS[M]) occurs when they believe things that are literally and demonstrably not true about dispensationalism as a whole, refuse to be corrected by facts, and hate dispensationalists on that basis. The Emotional (ADDS[E]) occurs when they were raised in some (usually fringe) form of dispensationalism and emotionally react against it with deep disdain and vitriol, often claiming to “know all about it” because they “survived it,” though their familiarity is usually superficial. And the Spiritual (ADDS[S]) occurs when they engage in a kind of diabolical hatred of dispensationalism and its doctrines (especially its philo-Semitic orientation) with sinful attitudes like anger, wrath, fury, lies, slander, and libel, often condemning dispensationalists to hell as heretics and thus guilty of schism and sin against the body of Christ. People can actually have more than one strain at a time: ADDS(MES). There is no cure. They can only be delivered by prayer and fasting and treated with a constant stream of love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control.

The neo-anti-Semites are out in full force today, almost like the lid of the Abyss was lifted and the demonic hoards of the underworld were unleashed to ravage the land. Resist their devilish wiles!