Husband, Father, Escape Artist. Here for the laughs, the truths and the occasional hot take. 🇺🇸
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Brandon retweeted
Leslie Summey (D), a Commissioner for Arapahoe County, Colorado, SHUTS DOWN and MOCKS residents during public comment.
"This conversation is OVER!... We're gonna move on."
This is how people who work for us treat us. Just with utter contempt and entitlement. Disgusting
Brandon retweeted
TEXAS IS CONQUERED 🚨 by Islam!
WUDU Islamic washing stations being installed right in front of the Texas State Capital
Texans have allowed themselves to be conquered by Jihadists without a single outcry
Islam has captured Austin TX
She’s smiling in the hijab telling everyone they’re installing wudu washing stations right in front of the Texas Capitol in Austin.
“This is a beautiful day. I’m so proud of everybody in Texas that voted blue.”
She says you’ll see them as soon as you drive up, they’re teaching people how to do wudu and Jumu’ah prayer, and “It’s going to be a party tomorrow.”
Brandon retweeted
An e-bike battery explodes, burning a family’s home to the ground in minutes!
Six people escaped the terrifying fire in Oregon, but sadly, their beloved cat didn’t survive.
Imagine watching everything you’ve worked for go up in flames, including losing a family pet.
A heartbreaking tragedy and a frightening reminder of how dangerous lithium-ion battery fires can be.
Brandon retweeted
Ladies, do you have any good stories about your hubby from when you gave birth?
I have to say, mine was pretty chill! After my son was delivered he went out and got me a Philly Cheesesteak sammich and put a Margarita in a 7-up bottle! And no, I didn't breastfeed, for the record.
Brandon retweeted
Good Morning & Happy Thursday Everyone from the Islands on
the West Coast in SoCal 😘🤗❤️🔥🇺🇸🦅🥰❤️🔥🇺🇸🦅🦋🌹🌺🏝️🌅 I found this one 💯🙌🏾 This is what it looks like when the Sun rises in the morning in VC & why I will never leave California 👇🏾 It is Beautiful View of the Sun hitting the beach by the Harbor in Ventura 💯🙌🏾 I Absolutely Love The Sea ☺️❤️🔥🇺🇸🦅🦀🐬🦐🐟🐢🦞🐠🦭🐋🐳 Listening to Music 🎶 Reading some Tweets on X 💯🔥 All of you on this app especially fellas like Hunter 👇🏾 His Brother G and the ppl on X make me smile laugh make this Spicy 🌶️ Unfiltered Latiná want to get down like James Brown to the Gap Band and Brenton
Woods Eddie Holman The O’Jays Cab Calloway The Temptations The Stylistics RedBone Perez RedBone Michael Jackson the King of Pop Carl Carlton Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs Yarbrough & People and and dance to Old School Music and fill me up with alot of Positive Thoughts Vibes and
Energy 🌶️🌮🥑🫔💃🏾😏😊😂😎❤️🔥👊🏾💥🇺🇸🦅☺️💯🙌🏾 It is going to be a Good Thursday with all you awesome people that are Beautiful Amazing great American
Patriots 🌶️😉😊❤️🔥✊🏾💥🇺🇸🦅🔥🤜🏾💥🇺🇸🦅🔥🥊💥🇺🇸🦅😌❤️🔥👊🏾💥🇺🇸🦅🔥😉❤️😎🔥☠️💯🙌🏾
Brandon retweeted
Just doing my part to make sure everyone sees this. I hope you were able to see them.
Brandon retweeted
The problem is, we will not see any legit prosecutions against any of them...
They get away with EVERYTHING
🚨 WOW! First Lady Melania Trump just walked out to ROARS at Fort Rucker in Alabama
She's here with Second Lady Usha Vance for a pre-Thanksgiving visit and celebration with U.S. service members, military families, and elementary school students ❤️
"Your service to our nation has taken you across the world from South Korea and Kosovo to Iraq, Europe, Afghanistan, and throughout the United States. Your personal sacrifices embody the best of America's military!" 🇺🇸
Best First Lady ever.
Brandon retweeted
PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN🤣🤣😂😂
This guy says AOC should be the Democratic nominee — and president — in 2028.
He claims a petition hit 10,000 signatures in one day, they’re going for a million, and only a progressive champion can stop “corporations and oligarchs” from picking the next president.
He calls it “ready for AOC.”
Brandon retweeted
God please....
PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN🤣🤣😂😂
This guy says AOC should be the Democratic nominee — and president — in 2028.
He claims a petition hit 10,000 signatures in one day, they’re going for a million, and only a progressive champion can stop “corporations and oligarchs” from picking the next president.
He calls it “ready for AOC.”
Brandon retweeted
“The GOP has a turnout problem…NOT a fraud problem.”
Ummm….agree?! 🤔
➡️READ AND SHARE
🔻REPUBLICANS STAYED HOME.
🔻DEMOCRATS DIDN’T.
Iowa Senate:
🔵Dems ~97% of Harris’s 2024 votes.
🔴GOP only ~68% of Trump’s.
→ Democrat flips the seat.
Kansas Senate:
🔵Dems ~103% of Harris’s 2024 votes.
🔴GOP only ~67% of Trump’s.
→ First Dem Senator from Kansas since 1932.
Red states lost because too many conservatives sat out the midterms.
Brandon retweeted
🚨🇦🇫 EVEN KANDAHAR IS TURNING AGAINST THE TALIBAN!
Kandahar, the Taliban's historic stronghold and the power base of supreme leader Hibatullah Akhundzada, is showing signs of growing public discontent.
🔥 Anger over repression and authoritarian rule.
⚠️ Women and girls denied fundamental freedoms.
🚨 A regime ruling through fear, coercion, and exclusion.
DECODE CONFLICT ASSESSMENT:
If opposition is growing even in Kandahar, the Taliban face a serious challenge to their legitimacy.
You can seize a country by force, but you cannot force its people to love their oppressors.
🇦🇫 Afghanistan deserves freedom, justice, and a future beyond Taliban rule.
#DecodeConflict #Afghanistan #Taliban
Brandon retweeted
Your first and last time DoorDashing because the Pizza Hut is a complete circus. 😭
You walk in to pick up the order. Some woman in a gray shirt just grabs the pizzas right off the counter while the employee stands there doing absolutely nothing. You reach your hand out like “hello??” and get ignored. They bounce with the food. You leave empty-handed.
No order check. No intervention. Just pure chaos.
Absolute nightmare fuel and why nobody gets their pizza anymore. @pizzahut do better (or at least train your people). 🍕❌
Brandon retweeted
Mississippi has been called, and now there's just one Senate race left. 🇺🇸
Here's where things stand (as of Wednesday evening, Nov. 11):
🗳️ MISSISSIPPI: The AP projected Democrat Scott Colom defeated Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith by about 4,600 votes out of more than 960,000 cast (49.2% to 48.7%). Hyde-Smith conceded and said, "I respect the decision of Mississippi voters." Colom is the first Democrat elected to the Senate from Mississippi since 1982, and the state's first Black senator since Reconstruction.
🗳️ ALASKA: The last race not called. Mary Peltola (D) leads Sen. Dan Sullivan (R) by 4,250 first-choice votes, 118,926 to 114,676, with about 84% counted. Absentee ballots can still arrive through Friday (overseas through Nov. 18). The ranked-choice count is Nov. 18, and certification is Nov. 25. Democrats will hold at least 55 Senate seats.
🏛️ THE LAME-DUCK PUSH: Senate Republicans agreed to "maximize the 54 days" left in their majority to confirm nominees and pass priorities. Up to 25 judicial nominees are lined up, and the Judiciary Committee advanced four on Tuesday, two of them from Texas. Leader Thune: "We're going to make the most of the time that we've got."
"If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men." Romans 12:18 (KJV)
Praying for every one of them. What's on your heart this morning? 👇
#Senate #Mississippi #PrayForAmerica