I'm here to talk about video games and the business thereof. Former semi-pro drummer/photographer/comedian. 89% of what I post are jokes.
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Making a (semi) perma-pinned post for the podcast, if you care to listen to a show hosted by a couple of dorks (don't deny it, @TheJoStizzy) about video games and the business thereof:
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Back when every Star Wars game was good.
Nothing like a good throwback.
Rediscover select classic XBOX games on PC and handheld with XBOX Backward Compatibility on PC today: xbx.lv/4AuCM9T
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Remember that time Wanda Maximoff tortured and enslaved an entire town then, Monica Rambeau let her off scot-free?
Then she killed tons of sorcerers at Kamara Taj, then killed a bunch of heroes from another universe?
yeah great friggin character...
Halo launched alongside the original XBOX. Today we're announcing Firefight for @Halo: Campaign Evolved, coming as a free update this winter.
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Is this a bit? Are you doing a meme?
Was Jafar wrong for trying to take over?
Agrabah’s ruler was an incompetent man-child and his daughter was non-committal on her part in maintaining its safety and standing for its people.
You’d try and Wormtongue your way into power too if your job was keeping them straight.
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LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE
GTA 6 Will Run at Just 30 FPS on All Consoles, Even PS5 Pro
"Grand Theft Auto 6 has been fully developed from the ground up to provide the best possible experience for the current generation of consoles, targeting 30 frames per second while pushing both platforms to their absolute limits to bring the vast and rich world of Leonida to life — while maintaining the density and visual fidelity of all its environments and inhabitants."-Rockstar
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A joke of a show for a joke of a company.
Double win for @CDPROJEKTRED at the Golden Joystick Awards in London!
@thewitcher franchise won in both categories it was nominated for at the world’s largest publicly-voted gaming awards:
🏆 Most Wanted Game: The Witcher 4
🏆 Best Remake/Remaster: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Remastered
It's inspiring to see such unwavering support and engagement from our player community! ⚔️
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A short story about my father.
My dad does not care at all about the media he consumes. Doesn't analyze it, doesn't think too hard about it, stops thinking about it after it's over. The quintessential "normie."
There are things he loves, though; The Hunt for Red October, Game of Thrones, My Cousin Vinny, The Lord of the Rings movies, and even the 3 Hobbit movies. I've seen him rewatching one of the LotR films from time to time and when I've asked him why, he simply shrugs. "I like it."
Yet, when he tried watching Amazon's The Rings of Power show, he didn't even finish the 1st season. When I asked him what he thought about the show, he said it was "fine."
He only saw the first 3 episodes.
The point is that even him, the most normie dad ever, recognized something inherently wrong about Amazon's show. He knows in the back of his head that the show is bad, even if he doesn't necessarily express it.
What I'm saying, @amazon @TheRingsofPower, is that your show fucking sucks, is an embarrassment to Tolkien, and a colossal waste of money and time.
I'm not at my home right now and watching Netflix for the first time in nearly 10 years.
There is an ad every 5 minutes. How does anyone live like this?
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Tomorrow morning, just in time for morning coffee! New episode as we start a new series discussing classic era science fiction. We've got a great group of friends that will help out starting with @ChrisMich1 Don't miss it! Available on pod-catchers everywhere!
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Man of Steel was dogshit and Superman's james gunn was catpiss.
There is room in my heart to hate both.