Lord Emo

We built a tamagotchi inside a Telegram message 🐈‍⬛ @durov @telegram Emo is a pixel cat you can take care of privately or your whole group raises together, running in Telegram's new widget sandbox: • 4,038 bytes: every sprite, room and animation • canvas pixel art at 12 fps, no assets loaded • one cat per chat, shared by everyone in it • she gets hungry, dirty, sleepy and sad in real time, even with the app closed Treats burn emonad:native : • pay any amount of the-open-network:native (min 1) in the chat via TON Connect • Relay bridges it to monad:native on @monad in ~1s • our verified burner contract buys emonad:native on @naddotfun and sends 100% to the dead address • every burn lands on a worldwide leaderboard Live now: t.me/emonadcatbot

them: how are things going in the monad trenches? me (no sleep until im out of fable 5.2 resets):

the biggest issue with the @monad community is that most people just disappear when the price goes down instead of having fun, making memes, making games, making content, and shilling the tickers. s/o to those of you in the emonad:native community who have the balls to shill once a day (which is free btw) oh you're bullish? WHERE TF ARE YALL? yapping in the discord? complaining? doing...nothing? then asking when 100x? pathetic. sad. emonad.

oh i get it it's a bean, but its also a cat hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahhhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaa he off a bean fr bruh lol

Hug your mom today. A routine procedure went fine, but recovery got rough for a bit. She's okay now, but it was terrifying. All the money in the world means nothing without the people you love. Don’t learn that too late. That’s the worst thing you can do.

Did you know that the next cat @blknoiz06 is going to hard shill is beancat? Probably a good idea to enter the bean eco tbh

while you were busy complaining about @Pumpfun an emonad:native holder made $50 bucks today on callout rewards that he's putting back into emo. sad. you can just ignore everyone and do things emonad

Mfw bears try to tell me monad is a dead chain and I should relaunch emonad:native on solana

post ai and post quantum matter way more than listening to people on CT who know absolutely nothing about gud tek its easy to bundle shidders, multiwallet, scam your followers, and trick people building for the future? yeah good luck competing with monad on that. anyway. emonad:native

Gmonad You’re wrong in thinking monad is a dead chain. Buy every dip szn. emonad:native looks free here. Emonad

Fable 5.2 is cracked • built the emonad 3D pipeline: rigged model, plus a fully scripted Blender pipeline that makes 3d rendered videos and seamless loop • did security audits on every emonad repo • built an Emo Control Center: a local LLM on Ollama takes a chat request or works autonomously, writes the prompts, then creates videos, images, or music. - images and video on MiniMax H3, music on MiniMax Music 3 - fully local. 100% free. You can just do things instead of staring at charts and worrying about it. Emonad

it has come to my attention that 1 million emonad:native tokens have been burned via emogotchi (so far) free digital pets moar pets soon every action on chain infinite burn mechanism emogotchi.emonad.lol/adopt/ adopt a pet today. no wallet? sign in with a passkey on any device. emonad

If you see a bear, shoot it Higher Emonad

this very silly emo coded commercial was completely generated with local AI models. the full stack: 19 songs: MiniMax Music 3 album art + Emonad: MiniMax H3. the poses are rendered on flat green and chroma keyed into five cutout sprites narrator: Qwen3-TTS voice clone, 14 lines jingle: ACE-Step chorus hooks: Whisper finds each song's first chorus, the cut snaps to the nearest onset, then it's loudness normalized the video isn't an AI video model. it's Remotion, 3,690 frames at 1080p30. the timeline lays itself out from the voice over durations, so every logo slam lands on a spoken word, and the album cover is mapped onto the sign Emonad is holding with a homography all of it ran on one gaming laptop every model in this stack is a file on my PC. nobody can deprecate it, reprice it, rate limit it, or decide it isn't allowed to make an emo album about $emo. that's why open weights matter.

Gm

it's never to late to unfuck yourself. even if you fucked everything up. hate yourself until you don't, and just keep going. you're not gonna want to, but fuck you. keep going. anyways. CT noise is exactly that. Noise. ignore. lock in on you. emonad.

Playing the song of my people and manifesting green candles for monad this week emonad:native looks free here Emonad

I only make serious content • 4 CHIMERA voices (physically modeled vocal tracts, no samples) sing Welcome to the Black Parade as a barbershop quartet. tenor, lead, baritone, bass • the melody is the actual record: demucs splits gerard's vocal out, a wav2vec2 forced aligner pins every syllable's start time, pYIN gets the pitch per syllable. the lead is within 1 semitone of him on 80% of frames • chords come from the piano and bass stems (viterbi over chroma), then a voice-leading solver writes the other 3 parts so they hold notes like a real quartet • the piano riff is transcribed note for note, sung "doo" in octaves by the emogotchi cat and frok. tung tung tung sahur holds the bass line. their mouths open on their own audio • each voice's telemetry (vocal folds, tongue, jaw, lungs) drives a 3D head mounted on emonad's rig. the LED wall is the real UI: live lyrics, score, chord • the whole thing is a three.js scene stepped frame by frame at 60fps so audio and picture can't drift emonad

crypto so dead that even BTC is going to zero sad

Gmonad