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Joined April 2009
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Luke Kempner retweeted
Ben White opens up on his England camp departure in 2022 and his return under Thomas Tuchel. Listen to the full interview with Ben White on talkSPORT's YouTube channel now.
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Luke Kempner retweeted
His barrister claimed that Russell Brand is 'a changed man''. However, as a KC points out: if Brand truly was a changed man, he'd have pleaded guilty to spare his victims the trauma of a court case, & also he'd have acknowledged his crimes & expressed remorse.
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Luke Kempner retweeted
'Whatever women wear, wherever they go, indeed whatever they drink, they retain the right to say no' says Judge Bennathan in the sentencing of Russell Brand. Even though this should be common sense, it feels so moving to hear it said today
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Hate being an Arsenal fan. Wish I was a United fan. At least it’s entertaining
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Luke Kempner retweeted
“Invincible” to “Sack” in less than a month 😭😂😂
SACK ENZO MARESCA NOW, I've never seen Manchester City play such a pathetic brand of football in years. This is absolutely unacceptable.
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Luke Kempner retweeted
“Nobody will remember Arsenals back to back title wins” It’s fine lads.. we will always have Liverpool fans to remind us if we ever forget. 👍🏼
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Replying to @LukeKempner
Arsenal fans in the replies, Luke IS an Arsenal fan He's mocking what rivals are going to say for 2 weeks 😂
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Him being all kind, and taking the time to wish Tom well on his good news, it’s disgusting
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What's unbearable about this?
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Most unbearable manager in the Prem
At the end of the presser, Mr attention to detail congratulated one of our press correspondents, @TomCantonMedia who just returned from paternity leave on his new born “Tom, Congratulations eh, it’s a girl yeah?” Tom confirms. Then he goes “Good, I could never make one…only boys” 😂❤️
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Guys, if someone doesn’t realise this is sarcasm, I am upset
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Of course it is 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I genuinely thought this was sarcasm and you were an Arsenal fan. I mean, it works great if it’s sarcasm
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Arsenal fans, serious question, du actually enjoy this?
Since losing to Man City in April, we have won 14 out of 15 PL games with one loss. This is the most wins Arsenal has put together in a 15 game stretch in the league since 2002. Super Mikel Arteta 👌🏽
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Luke Kempner retweeted
Absolutely moronic and sociopathic. Idiotic. Pitiful. Irresponsible. Disrespectful . I had a debate with her at a friend’s party a couple of years ago where I told her about my friend’s firsthand experience with Russell. And she dismissed it and said there’s no evidence - that he’s not being convicted of anything and it’s a witch hunt. And now he has been convicted, apparently it’s still a witch hunt.
If you are genuinely curious and want to think beyond the click-bait headlines ( I realise that will be a stretch for some of you) feel free to read what I wrote 3 years ago. 👇 Warning: it will require more than 5 seconds of your attention. gbnews.com/opinion/russell-b…
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Luke Kempner retweeted
الأنترنت لا ينسى 🤣 theguardian.com/football/201…
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Bit boring that Brighton only won 1-0 away at City, do their fans SERIOUSLY enjoy that? Bit boring. Ruining the Premier League
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Luke Kempner retweeted
Arsenal won at Anfield for the first time in 14 years and it's fair to say some Liverpool fans did not take it well... It's... Fan Denial. 18+ GambleAware
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Was this when Rice smashed into Raya and clearly winded him? And Raya tried to carry on until the ball went out of play, rather than stopping the game whilst Liverpool were attacking? If so, quite a strange tweet.
Raya the latest Arsenal player down with what appears a career-threatening injury
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Luke Kempner retweeted
Breaking news: Arsenal have now invented “defending a lead” instead of doing the honourable thing and letting Liverpool’s £500m attack run into open space. More as we get it.
Are Arsenal fans genuinely proud of the way their team plays? Baffles me.
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Credit to that Arsenal defensive performance and all that but how can you enjoy watching your club play like that?
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Luke Kempner retweeted
Replying to @thecitydefender
"Liverpool showed us what an entertaining match should look like"
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