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Monkey Harris

@MFContheK

Leftback in the dockside secondary modern school team. Millwall FC #1 Green Badge LDN Taxi

 SE9 - DA15
Joined September 2012
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Shut up ya northerner
Jimmy Mac (@scfc_magic) profile pictureJimmy Mac@scfc_magic18h
From what I’ve heard on the grapevine anyone who wants to watch Only Fools and Horses might wanna think about a rewatch asap because I’m not sure they’ll be around and available too much longer…. 👀 #OFAH
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They hide in plain sight
Matt Casey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 (@MattCas04807118) profile pictureMatt Casey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧
@MattCas04807118Nov 11
Wow!😳 Was Natalie Imbruglia right?
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😂😂
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan (@MayorofLondon) profile pictureMayor of London, Sadiq Khan
@MayorofLondonNov 9
The numbers are in: footfall *and* spending are up on Oxford Street.
Mayor of London bar chart titled “The numbers are in: footfall & spending are up on Oxford Street.” Footfall in the pedestrianised section is 16% higher than during the October 2025 half-term; spending at Oxford Street stores covered by Adyen’s comparison is 28% higher year-on-year; and international visitors are up 42% year-on-year. Sources: City Hall and Adyen.

ALT Mayor of London bar chart titled “The numbers are in: footfall & spending are up on Oxford Street.” Footfall in the pedestrianised section is 16% higher than during the October 2025 half-term; spending at Oxford Street stores covered by Adyen’s comparison is 28% higher year-on-year; and international visitors are up 42% year-on-year. Sources: City Hall and Adyen.

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Russell the victim 😂 dithering old fuck
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKNov 9
🚨 WATCH: Russell Brand's father says it's "possible" the jury who convicted his son was corrupt "It's easy to find the right jury"
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😂😂 staggering with Christmas next month.
City A.M. (@CityAM) profile pictureCity A.M.
@CityAMNov 9
Oxford Street pedestrianisation brings ‘staggering’ shopping boost bit.ly/4Ajqp0c
Oxford Street pedestrianisation brings ‘staggering’ shopping boost

Oxford Street pedestrianisation brings ‘staggering’ shopping boost

Datasets gathered by City Hall suggest that spending and footfall soared in the first week of a traffic-free Oxford Street.

cityam.com
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Geezer in the middle at the front would probably get in today’s team
mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) profile picturemufcmpb
@mufcMPBNov 8
🚨🚨📸 A photo from Sir Alex Ferguson’s 40th Manchester United anniversary dinner. WHAT A PICTURE! #MUFC [jamesnesbittofficial IG]
Image from mufcmpb (@mufcMPB)
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😂 maybe ain’t playing the “West Ham way” in the 2nd division
Roshane Thomas (@RoshaneSport) profile pictureRoshane Thomas@RoshaneSportNov 7
"You're not fit to wear the shirt" sing angry West Ham fans following the the loss to Blackburn Rovers. #WHUFC
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‘Was’ a player
The 1885 Show - A Millwall Podcast (@The1885Show) profile pictureThe 1885 Show - A Millwall Podcast
@The1885ShowNov 6
Stumbled across this… Night and day #Millwall
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Do you know the ins and outs of the deal they’ve been offered then? I’d find that out first
(((Jon Benjamin)))🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇱✡️ ⚒🇬🇭 (@JonBenjamin19) profile picture(((Jon Benjamin)))🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇱✡️ ⚒🇬🇭
@JonBenjamin19Nov 6
The basic salary of a full-time, qualified London tube driver is £76,228 per year for a 35-hour week.
 That’s nearly twice the national average salary.
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Ah I know, probably a racial thing ain’t it
Tobe... (@tobzville) profile pictureTobe...@tobzvilleNov 5
Sterling, Rashford, Sancho or any of the other black players didn’t even do 10% of this before the media murderer them endlessly. 🙂
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funkybanana (@funkybananaskin) profile picturefunkybanana@funkybananaskinNov 5
Of course Russell Brand is guilty. He's joking about it all here. Narcissistic nonce.
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Where’s the video of brand getting shoved into the water in Trafalgar Square. Vermin
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😂😂
ỌBA DÉLÉKÈ  👑 (@ObaDeleke) profile pictureỌBA DÉLÉKÈ  👑
@ObaDelekeNov 3
“Owono’s intention was to hurt the player and not clear the ball” What about this? Or because he’s white there’s no comment?
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Replying to @uptheh4mmer5
@uptheh4mmer5 he’s gone. Scott Parker in?
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I must be awful 😂
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Who’s talked about it ?
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan (@MayorofLondon) profile pictureMayor of London, Sadiq Khan
@MayorofLondonOct 27
For decades, people talked about pedestrianising Oxford Street. Yesterday, we made it happen. Almost 1km of our nation’s most famous high street is now officially traffic-free. And this is just the beginning. We’re transforming Oxford Street into a greener, safer, world-class destination that Londoners can be proud of. theguardian.com/cities/2026/…
How will pedestrianisation of UK’s most famous shopping street work in practice?

How will pedestrianisation of UK’s most famous shopping street work in practice?

A stretch of London’s Oxford Street is to be vehicle-free as part of £150m government-backed scheme

theguardian.com
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cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticOct 29
Patrick Stewart ripping into James Corden at the awards ceremony remains iconic. RIP, Sir Patrick Stewart. ❤️
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No Chiswick, Wandsworth and Putney 🤦‍♂️ ridiculous
James Farrar (@jamesfarrar) profile pictureJames Farrar@jamesfarrarOct 29
Great proposal to boost black cab numbers by reducing Knowledge of London from 6 to 4 miles tho still a lot to learn. Wld be good to create appendage so Canary Wharf is included. If training time could be reduced by 1/2 or 1/3 & w TfL funding, it could be a trade game changer.
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Covering her eyes with the card 😂 as if someone might be able to work out who she is
subash kumar (@Krishan10_) profile picturesubash kumar
@Krishan10_Oct 28
This is not integration; It's safety failure dressed up as tolerance. A woman in a full burqa driving the on route 88 bus to Parliament Hill Fields in London. She can barely see, she can barely breathe, she can't be identified in an emergency while she has a double-decker full of strangers whose lives depend on her reaction time.😳
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