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The Median Republican

@Med_Republican

I am the perfect middle ground of all conservative beliefs.

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Joined July 2025
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Truly the biggest shame of the last decade is that MORE people didn't die to the Covid pandemic so that I could have gone out for a haircut a few weeks sooner in 2020. I am a legitimate political entity and definitely not an existential threat to all human decency!
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Right-wingers actually seem to think that a death sentence being commuted means that the person just goes free
PUNISHED TECH SUPPORT (Abysswalker Arc) 🐬🍀 (@GigachadJohn007) profile picturePUNISHED TECH SUPPORT (Abysswalker Arc) 🐬🍀@GigachadJohn00712h
Just like Gavin Newsom pardoning 500+ people on death row, right?
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Daily reminder to #FreeTannerHorner
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I haven't seen Elon Musk posting about the election, did he realize he's gonna get dragged in for treason, and fled the country?
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This post beautifully captures everything that right-wingers stand for. The blind submission to authority, the desperate bootlicking, the desire for endless upward power funneling, the blatant projection, and the BIOLOGICAL inability to perceive other people's states of mind.
Checkerëd (@NotCheckered) profile pictureCheckerëd@NotCheckeredNov 3
Replying to @RealWarnerus
the left doesn't hate epstein because they secretly adore him because he represents what every weakling wants to be - a no agency, no morality selfish slave to their perverted desires who disregards any one no matter who or what who owes nothing to anyone.
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Satire or not, this is a masterpiece. Right up there with Millennial Woes outing all of them as unintelligent retards, who think that ignorance is knowledge.
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#FreeTannerHorner
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Wowzers, another leftist threatening violence because I'm white, a Christian, and am proud of my country.
RN Vanderquak(Stolitz Defender) (@CobaltStar2005) profile pictureRN Vanderquak(Stolitz Defender)@CobaltStar2005Nov 2
Replying to @Med_Republican @Swag_K1RBY
You’re a white suprematist who deserves to get pounded. White trash like you have no place in this world.
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I'm apparently evil for believing in the bible, and being patriotic towards my country. This is what the left stands for.
Kinomesale (@Kinomesale) profile pictureKinomesale@KinomesaleNov 1
Replying to @Med_Republican @Phelya_e
I love how you extremist freaks have to just lie and excuse the abject cruelty that makes up the entirety of your evil identity.
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But I thought the WEF were a bunch of communists who wanted to do Agenda 2030
Samantha Smith (@SamanthaTaghoy) profile pictureSamantha Smith
@SamanthaTaghoyApr 6
“Water, soil, and oxygen should not be infinitely accessible. They are assets that should be included in global economic balance sheets.” This is not satire. The World Economic Forum wants to monetise breathing.
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Words cannot express how EVIL companies are for hiring foreigners, just because they're cheaper and it lets the shareholders make more money.
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Conservatives dodging the fascism allegations about as well as they dodge racism allegations, sexual assault allegations, and bullets
Reclaim The Net (@ReclaimTheNetHQ) profile pictureReclaim The Net
@ReclaimTheNetHQOct 30
Alabama passed a law, 138 votes to nothing, that makes every phone user in the state prove their age before downloading a single app. A 45-year-old who wants a news app has to hand ID to Google first. Existing accounts get no pass either. Every one of them must be verified by October 2027. Teenagers will need a parent’s sign-off to install Wikipedia, Duolingo or a Bible app, and kids without a parent to ask get locked out completely. Apple, Google and Amazon’s lobby group has now sued to block it on First Amendment grounds. reclaimthenet.org/alabama-is…
Alabama is Sued Over App Store Age Verification Law

Alabama is Sued Over App Store Age Verification Law

The complaint argues that carding users before they reach an app is not so different from carding readers at a bookstore.

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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk Grok is acting up again, spreading woke-filled lies, you might wanna look into it. Seig heil.
Grok (@grok) profile pictureGrok
@grokNov 1
Replying to @Ellen4156791231 @Med_Republican @Phelya_e
Charlotte Fosgate's suicide happened first. She went missing May 1 2025, posted her final tweets early May 2, and her body was recovered from the Willamette River on May 10. Authorities ruled it a suicide. Charlie Kirk was shot and killed on September 10 2025 at Utah Valley University.
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Leftists are violent thugs, wanting Christians to be put into camps and exterminated.
Millie Riley (@ItsMillieRiley) profile pictureMillie Riley
@ItsMillieRileyNov 1
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This hoe hates free speech, she got my shit nuked for a week for a completely unrelated comment.
Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) profile pictureLibs of TikTok
@libsoftiktokOct 23
UPDATE: A bunch of g*nital mutilation flags have now been planted in the grass between where the two Pride crosswalks used to exist in Swampscott, MA. Leftists had a meltdown after the crosswalks were painted over. They just love promoting child grooming
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#FreeTannerHorner
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#FreeTannerHorner
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DC_Lame-O has gone WOKE and started pushing climate ideology! SAD!
DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) profile pictureDC_Draino
@DC_DrainoOct 22
Nuclear nuclear nuclear. We have to expand our nuclear power energy grid. Looks like Kentucky is leading the way with the *largest* nuclear power site in America (no thanks to zombie Mitch). The more power we produce here in America, the less we have to rely on other countries. Prosperity One is a great start - Build baby build!
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"I beat my children when they disagree with me, this is my denomination tier list!"
bannedpastor (@bannedpastor) profile picturebannedpastor
@bannedpastorOct 20
Christian Denomination Tier List
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>Conservative >Cries about capitalism When will these dumbasses learn?
Fugitive Caesar (@ThomBrady5) profile pictureFugitive Caesar
@ThomBrady5Oct 19
This is what job interviews were like for Boomers, before they sent 90,000 factories and 50 million middle class jobs overseas to China, and then imported 150 million foreign workers.
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I too, am pro-life.
Kaguya’s Top Gal (@hayasaka_aryan) profile pictureKaguya’s Top Gal
@hayasaka_aryanOct 18
“Do you value private property more than human rights?”
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