Rebuilding post extreme illness (lead poisoning, lyme, EBV, spine chaos). For my amusement; not for hire. Intake: @ChaosSnack
We Gonna Make It, Lets Go Baby
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I see how many of you are degenerates too
(And yes I was up from ~2-4am with food poisoning like symptoms 😅)
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Home, raccoons fed, shoes and over-dress off, and a cake in the fridge
Nobody died, only mild food poisoning BBQ, and Parkinson's-Bub even had an unhinged new baseline marker
Imma turn my brain off and pretend the Boomers dont know i exist until tomorrow
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Learned a thing about myself
If I have to eat every single meal out at a restaurant with demented Boomers at their favorite places, I want Boomer genocide
So we're not gonna do that anymore
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Parkinson's-Bub and the B1 + ultrasound combo continues, whether he's willing to admit the quality of life increases or not
WHAT DO YOU MEAN he just handed me 2 pages of handwritten notes. WHAT
Parkinson's-Bub hand wrote two pages of notes. WHAT
He was asking me to write checks for him just a month ago
Bastard won't acknowledge this is a massive baseline increase. Come on, maaan, work with me a little
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Also, im offended how well these face brushes work.
My little double chin is gone, dammit. Stagnant fluid, the whole time 😭
They're gonna get me one way or another 💀
Veteran's day. The boys are gonna drag me all sorts of places for their loot.
(I was given an entire timetable yesterday, down to the minute 🫠 autistic train fellas, maaan)
Im pre-gaming with a gallon of soup so I dont have to eat the (free to them) food poisoning BBQ
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Veteran's day. The boys are gonna drag me all sorts of places for their loot.
(I was given an entire timetable yesterday, down to the minute 🫠 autistic train fellas, maaan)
Im pre-gaming with a gallon of soup so I dont have to eat the (free to them) food poisoning BBQ
Would or would not eat the free food poisoning BBQ, @PGC1a_RB?
(the Boomers are finding new ways to terrorize 😂)
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Genuine question: how many MECFS / long covid people have back of the head swelling / lumps?
Gentleman has knocked out 60-70% of his omicron long covid symptoms by manually draining these swollen areas
Not small potatoes. Actual measurable quality of life increase
I have successfully terrorized the innocent chiropractor, who let me feel up the back of his head and demo ultrasound lymph stuff
He wants more studies to read
This is what success looks like in normie realm, fellas
OK, imma sit my butt on the couch and read and prepare to terrorize my favorite innocent chiropractor
He's gonna get ultrasounded in office
Lemme feel those lumps, [redacted], im about to do stuff you cant do on an adjustment table
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
This Boomer is now feeling more energetic and talking more (and now requiring more entertaining / management) and is one of the most unpleasant people ive every met
I regret my life choices
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Did you take a baseball trip when i wasnt watching, @MelissasGentlmn?
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Chuck roast squash soup, 2 softboiled eggs
Its gonna be a long day of Boomer chaos and the raccoons have pooped on the deck. Body fluids, before the day even starts.
