The 3 most absurd weapons that ever existed in a video game:
1. The Penetrator (Saints Row)
A giant dildo you could actually use as a weapon. It wasn’t a mod or an easter egg: it was a fully functional item with its own animations and damage.
Saints Row truly had zero limits.
Nov 11, 2026 · 3:48 PM UTC
2. Mr. Toots (Red Faction: Armageddon)
A living unicorn you carry around and use as a gun. He lifts his tail and fires a piercing rainbow laser out of his butt.
Enemies explode into rainbows and butterflies. He looks deeply uncomfortable the entire time.
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