Men's Humor

Her: I restarted your heart. Twice! Him: Well, I did the dishes last week without having to be asked. Pretty sure that makes us even. Checkmate.

Tough being a dude out there.

That dog looks like he's saying "i traded up"

My dog does a pretty good job patrolling, but her investigative reports suck...

Private jets are smaller than commercial flights, so yes, less is more.

I think most women will agree.

The phrase "Where are you?" was invented after cell phones

Those hips don't lie. We've been living under Shakira law since the ninth century.

I have a similar business selling pocket mashed potatoes. I keep a crock pot by the door. Customer pays $9, they can stuff one of their pockets. As much mashed potatoes as they can fit. It's a wildly unsuccessful business.

You could say he made the Huang choice.

The last thing you see before nuking the economy

Can you really put a price on living más?

See no problems here.

Honest question: What’s the difference in value of life from having 160 billion or 80 billion?

Ice cold take: Goldeneye is awesome.

Best actor of 2026, by far.

I pay too much rent not to enjoy it on the weekend, plus my cat is cooler than most people.

Where does bro even find COD lobbies like this lmao 😭

You tell'em, Doug.

A lot of things I've learned on celebrities were more or less against my will.