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Incrementalist Libertarian, Wisconsin native living in Georgia, father of three girls, LPGA member, doom posting will not be tolerated in this house.

Augusta, GA
Joined June 2012
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I'm as close in my life to being a single issue voter as I have ever been. I just want Social Security dead, I would cast myself into a volcano if it guaranteed the immediate death of it and the prevention of a future public replacement.
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Worth remembering that while euroids pretend they only hate Republicans and their voters they really do hate us all, you can be from their preferred American party and you're still subhuman to them.
Joe Biden was pelted with milk cartons in Dublin, Ireland, as he took cover behind an umbrella. Police wrestled with protesters while he was rushed into his SUV.
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Well 5 is shit in basically every way other than visuals, the series peaked at 4 and immediately dived off a cliff (6 is going to be shit too).
why does this game have better gunplay than V
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I dare you to name a non-alcoholic drink that's an absolute 10/10
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I prefer presidential candidates who do more than screech about Israel, other things matter believe it or not.
🚨🇺🇸 The MAGA breakup might be getting its own presidential candidate... A group of Trump critics and Libertarian operatives wants Thomas Massie to run for president in 2028. Their plan? Rally anti-war conservatives, disillusioned MAGA voters and libertarians behind a third-party ticket. Massie hasn't agreed to anything yet, but the organizers aren't exactly hiding their intentions: they want enough votes to make Republicans pay attention. If Massie truly wants to be the presidential candidate, he needs to run in the primaries and win them; that would be his only path to becoming president. Source: Axios / Writer: Samuel
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It amazes that you can find men that prefer the left to the right. Absolutely remarkable
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These "people" genuinely think that if they rent property taxes don't affect them, and their vote counts as much as yours
Jokes on you I don't pay property taxes. That's a thing the rich do. Eat shit and enjoy what you've got coming
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I'm not a Catholic so maybe I'm mistaken, but is the Pope supposed to have opinions on the economy? I get speaking out against violence (particularly against Christians) but why should his favorable views of communism ever come out?
The Pope criticised Javier Milei in an awkward meeting during his visit to Buenos Aires. During the second stop of his 12-day Latin America tour, the Pope said: “The economy must be at the service of the people, rather than people being at the service of the economy.” In response, the Right-wing leader said he was taking the harsh measures to avoid “punishing the Argentines of tomorrow in order to benefit the Argentines of today” ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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It's really funny that braindead zoomers assume I'm talking about COVID when I mention vaccine propaganda when this is really about millennial parents being wooed by health quacks into not giving their kids the MMR vaccine because they think it makes them retarded.
The "first generation immune to propaganda" moment
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Millennials were in Facebook groups discussing feeding their kids bleach or how to administer coffee enemas to purge vaccines and magical made up organisms from their kids, skepticism of the COVID shots and boosters is a completely unrelated phenomenon.
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I don't care if the circumstances were the same, are the individual jokes funny or not?
George Floyd was a drug addled violent criminal hobo who died of a drug overdose and then was venerated as a literal saint while leftists burned down entire city blocks in revenge. Charlie Kirk was a political commentator who never committed any crimes and was gunned down on camera while speaking peacefully in front of an audience, and nobody responded by rioting or committing any acts of violence or reprisals anywhere at all. So, no, joking about George Floyd is not the same as joking about Charlie Kirk. The two men, and the circumstances around their deaths, and the subsequent reactions, have no resemblance at all. There is no comparison except that they both died, and that's it. Anyone trying to draw this moral equivalency is lying or stupid or both. And any conservative claiming that we have to tolerate the Charlie jokes because we criticized George Floyd is a submissive cucked shill and should be disregarded on this issue and every other.
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You can make a post complaining about people falling for anti-vaccine propaganda and people will still bitch to you and screech "whatabout libertarians who fell for it?" I'm aware people fell for it and that's a bad thing, why are leftists incapable of understanding that lmao.
The "first generation immune to propaganda" moment
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Based Augusta-Richmond County vs cringe Columbia county moment
The largest non-Christian religion in each state
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Imagine being a black girl wanting to read a book about someone like you and all you can find is racial grievance stories about your hair, it sucks for all kids even the ones they intended to reach out to, just let kids books be fun for everyone.
POV you're a boy in the kid's section at your local library looking for a book
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People that say there are 80 genders and infinite sexualities continue to be baffled by the idea of being completely straight (attracted to opposite sex presenting as opposite sex). Straight men don't owe women (trans or otherwise) attention if they don't find them appealing.
Straight guys... genuine question: What’s the biggest thing holding you back from dating a trans woman? Is it society’s misconception that dating a trans woman somehow makes you less straight, and the fear of being judged for it? Or is it something else?
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I just don't like that style of makeup, pedophilia has a definition and watering down to "you don't like girls who are too interested in the Kardashians" is weird, let people have preferences among adults.
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The "first generation immune to propaganda" moment
JUST IN: Maryland activist helps block a $5B AI data center planned for the site of an abandoned shopping mall that closed 24 years ago, after gathering over 25,000 signatures.
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Every negative reply is just regurgitating propaganda
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Support For Medicare For All: 🔵Democrats: Support: 88% Oppose: 6% 🟣Independents: Support: 65% Oppose: 24% 🔴Republicans: Oppose: 55% Support: 32% 🟠MAGA: Oppose: 61% Support: 28% YouGov / Nov 6, 2026
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"if we just remove the minorities we'll have a high trust society where welfare won't be abused" is genuinely their ideology. This isn't new either, white nationalist groups as long as I can remember have held that the issue is just brown people not socialism.
You really start to look at things differently when you realise most ‘right wingers’ on here are just leftists with anti-immigrantion views
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GOP or Independent, I'm just not interesting in voting for him as a Libertarian and he'll have more impact on more individuals if he runs in the Republican primary anyway.
🗳️ Poll: If Thomas Massie runs for President in 2028, which path would you prefer him to take?
47%GOP Primary
33%Libertarian/3rd party
20%Independent
1,348 votes • Final results
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"the average voter wants dumb shit so we need to do dumb shit"
66% want Medicare for All 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 57% want a $20/hour minimum wage 63% want a data center moratorium 58% want to end military aid to Israel 73% want to ban super PACs 79% want a 10% credit card interest rate cap No more excuses. Democrats must deliver.
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