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Mike Reiss

@MikeReissWriter

Emmy Award-Winning writer for @TheSimpsons. Acclaimed public speaker.

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Joined April 2016
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My new travel book is out! BAD TRIPS: 52 WEEKS OF WEIRD TRAVEL! Funny stories and 100+ color photos! amazon.com/dp/B0H3BDMGFP?ref…
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Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterNov 9
It's no surprise that Trump and Thanos have the same Chief of Staff.
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It's no surprise that Trump and Thanos have the same Chief of Staff.
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USE TWO PASSABLE 80'S BANDS IN ONE SENTENCE "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
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Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterNov 7
Trump still doesn't get it, so I guess he never will.
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Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterNov 7
Well, Trump destroyed the Republican Party. You gotta like him for that.
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If Tesla stops making cyber trucks, how will we know which rich guy has a small penis?
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Well, Trump destroyed the Republican Party. You gotta like him for that.
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Trump still doesn't get it, so I guess he never will.
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Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterNov 6
Maybe he should have taken two weeks.
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Maybe he should have taken two weeks.
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Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterNov 5
They threw the booky-wook at him.
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They threw the booky-wook at him.
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Wow. If one more disillusioned MAGA guy apologizes for their rabid support of Trump, well, that'll make one.
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Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterNov 4
I'm glad Mitch McConnell didn't live to see this.
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Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterNov 4
Trump vows to back away from politics and spend more time looking at men's asses.
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Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterNov 4
I haven't seen a map this blue since Smurf Village.
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You can always count on the American people to do the right thing after they’ve done the wrong thing over and over again.
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It was a three-diaper night for the President.
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Trump vows to back away from politics and spend more time looking at men's asses.
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I'm glad Mitch McConnell didn't live to see this.
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