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Chris Miller retweeted
Draft J.J. McCarthy 10th overall, sign Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones, let them both walk, bench McCarthy for Carson Wentz, sign Kyler Murray, go back to Wentz, trade McCarthy away, and bench Murray just to end up exactly where you were.
That's objectively hilarious.
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World Baseball Classic Champion
World Series Champion
All-MLB First Team selection
22-year-old Jackson Chourio had an incredible 2026!
ALT First Team All-MLB 2026 – OF: Jackson Chourio, Milwaukee Brewers Pictured: A cutout of Jackson Chourio in a white Brewers uniform All-MLB 2026 presented by MGM Rewards
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7.3 WAR | 100 RBI | .816 OPS
@Brewers second baseman Brice Turang is on the All-MLB First Team!
Chris Miller retweeted
I want to ask Democrat voters something.
If all of a sudden Republicans gained over 20 million new voters in 2 years, would you question things?
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One of the most dominant seasons from a starting pitcher you'll ever see
ALT This image is a colorful sports poster highlighting Jacob Misiorowski's baseball achievements. It features statistics like a 0.8 ERA, 105.5 mph pitch speed, 1.80 WHIP, .157 average, 37.9 K%, and 252 strikeouts, emphasizing "Best in MLB" and "All Star." The Milwaukee team is mentioned, along with a National League Player of the Week highlight for May 31 - June 14. Baseball-related graphics, like a trophy, are included.
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Jacob Misiorowski threw more than 1,000 pitches at 100 miles an hour this season, and tonight all 30 voters put him first for the Cy Young.
No pitcher has ever thrown that many. Jordan Hicks had held the record since 2018, and Misiorowski more than doubled it.
The number that says more about tonight is 25.
He is the first pitcher in 25 years to win a Cy Young Award and a World Series in the same season, a line Jorge Castillo turned up at ESPN tonight, and the last man to manage it was Randy Johnson in 2001.
Milwaukee has had three Cy Young winners before him. Rollie Fingers in 1981, who took the Most Valuable Player award that same year, Pete Vuckovich in 1982, and Corbin Burnes in 2021. None of the three ever got a parade out of it, because the franchise did not win anything at all until this October, 57 years in.
The season behind the vote went 16 and 5, with a 1.80 ERA and 252 strikeouts and a 0.80 WHIP, all three the best in baseball, across 30 starts and 174 and two thirds innings.
His ERA+ came out at 232, the highest any starter has posted over a full season since Pedro Martinez put up 291 in 2000, and his 6.6 wins above replacement were the most of any pitcher in the sport.
He was not this in April. Through his first six starts his ERA was 3.31. Over the last 24 it was 1.46.
On June 12 he threw a one hitter at the Philadelphia Phillies with 15 strikeouts and no walks, and he finished the year with ten double digit strikeout games.
The Brewers had the best record in baseball and won the first championship in the history of the club, and he started the game that clinched it.
The American League award went to Cam Schlittler of the New York Yankees, also without a dissenting vote. Schlittler and Misiorowski were drafted in the same year, 2022, came up in the same year, 2025, and were the only two qualified starters in the sport with an ERA under 2.00 this season. On the same night, in opposite leagues, neither of them left a first place vote on the table.
Cristopher Sanchez finished second to Misiorowski and Chris Sale third, and neither got closer than that.
Pat Murphy has managed him from the first day he turned up in a big league clubhouse. What the manager had to say about him tonight was that his pitcher has "jumped a lot of hurdles" and is still "not a finished product."
The pitcher Murphy is describing is 24 years old, led the major leagues in ERA, in strikeouts and in WHIP, won a World Series two weeks ago, and took every first place vote in his league tonight.
And his manager says he is not there yet.
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At 16, Brian Banks was one of the best high school linebackers in America. USC had offered him a full scholarship. Pete Carroll personally called him.
One afternoon at school he made out with a classmate. Consensual. By the end of the day he was in jail, charged with kidnapping and rape.
She said he dragged her into a stairwell. It never happened.
The DNA came back negative. His mother sold her house and her car to pay for a lawyer.
He couldn’t make bail. He spent a year behind bars waiting for trial.
His lawyer told him: plead no contest, or risk 41 years in prison. He was 17. He took the deal.
He did 5 years in prison. Then 5 more on parole. Registered sex offender. GPS monitor on his ankle. Couldn’t go near schools or parks. No one would hire him.
Meanwhile, the girl and her mother sued the school district for not keeping her safe. They won $1.5 million.
In 2011, a Facebook friend request popped up on his screen.
It was her.
She wanted to “let bygones be bygones.”
Brian went to a private investigator. They hid cameras in the office and invited her to talk. She came by bus.
On tape, she admitted it. He never raped her. He never kidnapped her.
Then she said she still wouldn’t tell prosecutors the truth. Because she’d have to give back the money.
In May 2012, a judge cleared his name. The hearing took less than a minute.
10 years of his life. Gone in one lie. Erased in 60 seconds.
A few days later his phone rang. “I’m looking for a linebacker. You know where I can find one?”
It was Pete Carroll. The same coach who recruited him 10 years earlier.
He finally signed with the NFL’s Atlanta Falcons. At 27. The dream he had at 16.
She was ordered to pay $2.6 million back.
What should happen to someone who steals 10 years of your life with one lie?
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The biggest losers of the trade deadline? The Minnesota Vikings.
“Oh, but they went out and got Kirk Cousins. Now they can win the North!”
Win the North? At best, this team sneaks into the playoffs and goes home the first weekend.
The quarterback position in Minnesota has been a revolving door. Your quarterback whisperer, Kevin O’Connell, had Kyler Murray on the bench after five games. You ran J.J. McCarthy out of town for a fifth-round pick, and now he’s on the first-place Giants. And after all that, your big solution is to give up a third to bring back Kirk Cousins?
Kirk’s had a hell of a career. He’s won one playoff game, and that was in January 2020. Since then, he’s torn his Achilles, Minnesota let him walk and won 14 games with Sam Darnold, Atlanta benched him and moved on, and the Raiders just traded him to get out of paying his roster bonus.
If Kirk is the guy who puts you over the top, why does everybody else keep moving on from him?
And look around the division. I’m taking Dan Campbell and Jared Goff. I’m taking Matt LaFleur and Jordan Love. I’m taking Ben Johnson and Caleb Williams. Give me all three over Kevin O’Connell and Kirk Cousins.
That’s why Minnesota lost the deadline. They were so desperate to sell everybody on being a quarterback away that they paid a third-round pick to find out they’re still a borderline wild-card team.
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Walmart and Kroger are quietly rolling out an internal store technology across America that could either modernize retail or bankrupt the middle-class family budget.
Starting across thousands of locations heading into 2027, traditional paper price tags are being ripped off grocery shelves and replaced with cloud-connected digital screens. Raise the price of bottled water by 20 percent the second the afternoon temperature hits 90 degrees. Surge the cost of ground beef, milk, and sandwich bread between 5 PM and 6 PM when exhausted commuters are rushing home from work. Drop prices at 10 AM on a Tuesday, then hike them right back up the minute the after-school crowd walks through the sliding doors.
Every price change happens wirelessly in seconds from a central corporate dashboard. No store employee has to touch a single shelf.
Walmart has already signed a massive deployment deal with VusionGroup to wire 2,300 American supercenters with EdgeSense digital shelf rails by 2027. Kroger is expanding its own Microsoft-backed system called EDGE across hundreds of supermarkets. Over 60 million digital price tags are already blinking on US grocery aisles right now.
This is not supply chain inflation. This is Uber-style surge pricing built directly into the shelves where Americans buy baby formula, eggs, and medicine.
Last week I sat down for coffee with a former retail pricing director who spent 14 years building supermarket margin algorithms before leaving the industry. What he shared over the table completely changed how I look at a grocery aisle.
"Retailers just turned static shelves into live stock tickers. The question is not whether grocery chains will use instant price changes, because they already spent billions installing the hardware. The question is how much extra money a family of four will lose every week simply because both parents work until 5 PM and cannot shop during off-peak hours."
Here is how the digital grocery pricing system actually works, how it tracks you in the aisle, and the exact phone settings and checkout playbook you need to beat it.
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I swear SOMETHING broke in society after 2020—and nobody really talks about it.
Not masks. Not lockdowns. Not COVID.
I mean the FEELING of life.
Everything reopened. We went back to work. Restaurants filled up. Events came back.
But life still feels… different.
Years disappear faster. People feel more disconnected. Everything feels more expensive, more stressful, more rushed.
And somehow everyone is exhausted all the time.
I can’t even explain exactly what we lost.
I just know life before 2020 felt more ALIVE.
Tell me I’m not the only one who feels this.
Chris Miller retweeted
The median family income in the U.S. has gone from $10K in 1971 to $106k today, an increase of 10x.
However, the median cost of a house has gone from $25K to $445k, an increase of 17x.
And the median cost of a car has gone from $3.6K to $50k, an increase of 14x.
The median cost of college has gone from $2.9k a year to $45k, an increase of 16x.
And the average cost of healthcare per person has gone from $350 to $14.6k, an increase of 42x.
THE AVERAGE PERSON IS WORSE OFF TODAY THAN IN 1971.
Chris Miller retweeted
WI workers never lost 'rights' under Act 10 or Right to Work laws. They GAINED the right to not be forced into a union and vote on whether they wanted to continue to be in one periodically.
Let's be clear, WI dems want to TAKE AWAY THOSE RIGHTS again. Not restore them.
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I know it doesn't matter, but this happens over and over with the SEC...
Mizzou: 6-3. Wisconsin: 6-3
Mizzou best Ws: Florida (5-4), A&M (4-5)
Wisconsin best Ws: USC (7-2), Penn St (5-4)
Mizzou Ls: Miss St (4-5), Ole Miss (6-3), Texas (6-3)
Wisconsin Ls: UCLA (9-0), ND (8-1), Iowa (7-2)
Mizzou is 23rd. Wisconsin is unranked.